British Intelagince

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this is not a thread being racist to British people, i am britsh and live in southampton, to prove a simple statement POMPEY SUCK!!!

anyway the other day i was playing my Xbox and these american guys joined the game, thinking their so much better than us, calling us stupid. i could of said several jokes about american intelligence, this thread isn't about that (i'll be doing that on a later date). do you know what i have to say about that, their right, were british, were thick and love it. we all know how smart we are and we find it hilarious, these are several examples of british intelligence:

[spoiler='britains biggest icon'][URL=http://img714.imageshack.us/i/mem3nh8gcy5k1.jpg/][IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/749/mem3nh8gcy5k1.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

thats right a CGI is loved by most british people and has even write his own book[/spoiler]

the other day someone phoned the emergency services over a stolen object
[spoiler='the stolen object'][URL=http://img156.imageshack.us/i/snowf.png/][IMG]http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4577/snowf.th.png[/IMG][/URL][/spoiler]
[spoiler='the suspect'][URL=http://img222.imageshack.us/i/107604happysun.jpg/][IMG]http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8749/107604happysun.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
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[spoiler='genuine excuses people have given the police,for reckless driving']
1. i was hypnotised into doing it.

2. your right officer, i should be more careful, i hit a women last week.

3. there was a bee in the car, so i sped up so that it would go to the backseat[/spoiler]

[.Starrk]

[quote name='Naturia Melon' timestamp='1292966214' post='4871626']
this is not a thread being racist to British people, i am britsh and live in southampton, to prove a simple statement [b]Southhampton FC sucks!!![/b]

anyway the other day i was playing my Xbox and these american guys joined the game, thinking their so much better than us, calling us stupid. i could of said several jokes about american intelligence, this thread isn't about that (i'll be doing that on a later date). do you know what i have to say about that, their right, were british, were thick and love it. we all know how smart we are and we find it hilarious, these are several examples of british intelligence:

[spoiler='britains biggest icon'][URL=http://img714.imageshack.us/i/mem3nh8gcy5k1.jpg/][IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/749/mem3nh8gcy5k1.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

thats right a CGI is loved by most british people and has even write his own book[/spoiler]

the other day someone phoned the emergency services over a stolen object
[spoiler='the stolen object'][URL=http://img156.imageshack.us/i/snowf.png/][IMG]http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4577/snowf.th.png[/IMG][/URL][/spoiler]
[spoiler='the suspect'][URL=http://img222.imageshack.us/i/107604happysun.jpg/][IMG]http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8749/107604happysun.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[/spoiler]

[spoiler='genuine excuses people have given the police,for reckless driving']
1. i was hypnotised into doing it.

2. your right officer, i should be more careful, i hit a women last week.

3. there was a bee in the car, so i sped up so that it would go to the backseat[/spoiler]
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Fixed.

Quit whining. Things like this were bound to happen. Not everyone in the world gets along. If you remember right, we Americans, came from England. Oh, and you spelled intelligence wrong.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

I don't get along with patriotic people.

Go figure.

Anyhow, need I remind you that the reason most American X-Box gamers are good is because they play way too much.

That being said from ME.

[.Starrk]

[quote name='VK's Red Terror' timestamp='1292966605' post='4871646']
I don't get along with patriotic people.

Go figure.

Anyhow, need I remind you that the reason most American X-Box gamers are good is because they play way too much.

That being said from ME.
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And me. :/

[Legend Zero]

I'm glad you made a thread about [i]intelligence[/i] and misspelled it in the title.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

[quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1292966659' post='4871649']
I'm glad you made a thread about [i]intelligence[/i] and misspelled it in the title.
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That's really proving his point, ain't it?

Though I wonder....

[.Starrk]

[quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1292966659' post='4871649']
I'm glad you made a thread about [i]intelligence[/i] and misspelled it in the title.
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Exactly what I said! Why do people get so pissed off about something so trivial?

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i'm not whining i'm having a joke about ourselves

and i know i spelt intellagance wrong in the title i did on purpose, look in the paragraph it's spelt correct

[Legend Zero]

[quote name='Naturia Melon' timestamp='1292967039' post='4871673']
i'm not whining i'm having a joke about ourselves

and i know i spelt intellagance wrong in the title i did on purpose, look in the paragraph it's spelt correct
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I know you did...unless of course you really don't know, because you misspelled it again. You're playing mind games. =3

Just pointing out the lulz.

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your saying i'm outsmarting you on thread about people like me being thick LOL

[.Starrk]

[quote name='Naturia Melon' timestamp='1292967039' post='4871673']
i'm not whining i'm having a joke about ourselves

and i know i spelt intellagance wrong in the title i did on purpose, look in the paragraph it's spelt correct
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LULZ. England fails. Jk.

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we love failing, this is the only country that would make a film to show people how to eat

[Legend Zero]

[quote name='Naturia Melon' timestamp='1292967507' post='4871700']
your saying i'm outsmarting you on thread about people like me being thick LOL
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No, I'm not...not even close.

[Mehmani]

Ah, a nice bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink family racism to keep us all together on this cold Winter night (unless you are in Australia, where you are cooking shrimps on the barbie whilst discussing the benefits of Bondi surfing). Why don't we all dress up in our tail coats and go hunting while we are at it, eh? The sport of Kings, old bean! The passion of those who desire companionship! Nothing can compare to the thrill of the hunt!

[Kizzi]

Spoilers: Not everyone in the UK is as stupid as the OP.

[Resident Fascist]

[quote name='Kizzi' timestamp='1292983407' post='4872375']
Spoilers: No one in the UK is as stupid as the OP.
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England FOR THE WIN.

[Blake]

... You realize that the Americans playing X-Box are mostly idiotic teen punks (Not all), who think playing CoD and listening to Metal makes you a hardcore gamer and makes you know everything about life? =/

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

The XBox community is a fine tribute to the filthiest of society's filth.

[Catterjune]

[quote name='Naturia Melon' timestamp='1292966214' post='4871626']
anyway the other day i was playing my Xbox
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Well there's your problem right there.

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

[quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1292966372' post='4871632']
If you remember right, we Americans, came from England.
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There're so many things wrong with that comment. :/

[Smear]

[quote name='PikaPerson01' timestamp='1292994911' post='4872816']
Well there's your problem right there.
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whats wrong with xbox's?

i have more power than you [i]inmymind[/i] so id watch out. xD

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[quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1292966372' post='4871632']
Fixed.

Quit whining. Things like this were bound to happen. Not everyone in the world gets along. If you remember right, we Americans, came from England. Oh, and you spelled intelligence wrong.
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Adding...WON a war with England

[DARKPLANT RISING]

You know, most British people are intelligent, it's just those people were intelagint.

[Smear]

i love movies with british actors

<3

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

This is why I love being Italian. We're just whores, lol. The Americans are better than the French. France, surrendering to just about everyone since 1216.