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That was just chance, if you had aimed for the cockroach then maybe. ;D

Well, I have a few Football one's but they're nothing special, I know many people in Africa who are much better at football than myself. So instead I'll tell you about one of my concerts.

I was singing "no woman no cry" to about a thousand people or so and every time I sung the chorus I'd hold the mike out to the audience they would sing it. It was quite mesmerizing, although nothing too special.
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[quote name='Dementuo' timestamp='1295134122' post='4936879']
I once pulled all 5 cards of Exodia on my first turn.
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ZOMG HAX.

Anyway. I kicked a ball from the far side of a small (non-American) football pitch, and it hit my friend square in the nutsack.
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[quote name='Marisa Kirisame-ze' timestamp='1295138586' post='4936993']
I love going over wi-fi while playing Call of Duty with a headset.

Once they hear a girl's voice, these guys get all competitive and annoying.

The best part is when I win the match, and other guys with headsets are yelling and getting angry.

I call that a win every time.
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same here on battlefront 2. Especially funny that they think i hack when i just know the amount of time between rapid fire and how much time and space i have to evade.
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[quote name='Marisa Kirisame-ze' timestamp='1295414186' post='4944291']
Yeah, take that gamer guys. The girls are beast.

And the greatest line I've ever heard was "You got lucky" when I win over someone. Haha, last time I checked, shooter games are about strategy.
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Well, to the people that know the game. In my clan's last match, the opposing team was in the mos eisley cantina and they put 4 landmines at each entrance and they were all huddled up so we "couldn't" get in. But we have a specialist for every trooper class and we have a survivalist specialist. Well, our vanguard specialist can also use a remote rocket launcher well enough to the point where she just blew the whole room up all the way from the turret base. But yes, girls rule and an angry cod/battlefront 2 nerd's reaction is priceless
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[quote name='Marisa Kirisame-ze' timestamp='1295414186' post='4944291']
Yeah, take that gamer guys. The girls are beast.

And the greatest line I've ever heard was "You got lucky" when I win over someone. Haha, last time I checked, shooter games are about strategy.
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Last time I checked shooters are about aiming.
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While it varies from game to game, FPS games are typically a mix of Aiming Skill, Strategy, teamwork, How many buttons you can press simultaneously, and reaction time. Thats how I see them.




Is it bad that I can think of more fails than wins? Uh...lets see...

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I got nothing else -_-

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Today, I went bowling and did one epic win and one epicfailin (fail and win at the same time)

First, I used all my strength to get the ball going, it went into the ditch but the force made it go up on the course again and strike nine of the pins down. I missed the last one on my second throw :'(

The epic failin was when I tried to do the same thing just to show off. The force got stronger, reslting in the ball scoring a strike.

On the course next to the one I was playing on.
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I swallowed some tropical chewing gum and my faeces were yellow. Do I win?

I posted Certain Programming on 4chan and got banned. Do I win?

I landed awkwardly on a trampoline, pulling a toe out of it's socket, yet still managed to perform a full-twist double seat drop. Do I win?

No.
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