Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 *snaps fingers* *droid army and mobsters appear* If you excuse me, I've got a Hotel to move. Attack my armies! *runs up to control tower after dropping a dimensional seal on Taisen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 *Walks out of Daemon's room* And here I didn't think she had in her-An army?!?!? Ohwait It's just Striker. *Ignites lightsaber and indiscriminately sabering mobsters and Droids* I was hoping you knew better than to bring Droids to a lightsaber fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I really just can't leave striker alone for five minutes. Remo, you handle the droids. i'll slaughter the mobsters. I think Taisen has dibs on Striker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 "Release Armagus #43 Iteration Burst!!" As the dimensional seal flies off of me I take aim at Striker as he heads for the tower and begin spraying him with armor-piercing rounds from my minigun while simultaneously flying after him to drop lightning on him from above. "Let's see how good 900 thousand volts taste this morning." As the bolts of electricity fly from my hands I note that Remo had been making short work of Striker's droid army. (I wonder why he even sends them in...it's just bonus EXP for us.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 *activates Hotel rocket boosters* Time to send this place to Mars! *sets coordinates for Mars* Time to get out of here! *jumps out of Hotel as it takes off* Good bye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 *grabs hotel by it's foundation* "GENESIC!!!" *beings dragging the Hotel back down* "EMERALD!!" *continues to overpower the rockets* "TAISEN....BUSTER!!!" *throws the hotel to the ground, destroying the rockets.* You feel like trying that again punkass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 What happened while I was gone? o_o I walk up and I see the hotel being dragged down from the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Nice try Taisen. *activates hidden rocket boosters remotely* Enjoy your trip to Mars. *watches as the Hotel leaves the atmosphere* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 *maintains grip on the Hotel* You aren't running from this Striker *exhaust flames begin firing from my shoulders* Now c'mere and take what's comin to ya!! *keeps the hotel on the ground despite the rockets* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 *shoots butter onto Taisen's hand causing him to lose his grip* What was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 "Yknow what...eff your rockets." not wanting to put my servos through anymore punishment I do what I should have done in the first place and convert my arm into a Tesla Cannon and proceed to fire on Striker's secondary rockets, blowing them to pieces "Someone catch the Hotel I need to squash a moron at this point." With that I take flight again to confront Striker. "Ready to end this?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 You missed a rocket. *watches the Hotel head for Mars* I've accomplished my objective. You're lucky that I didn't destroy the Hotel. *heads to The Treehouse and upgrades it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Yeah...run ya little b****! You realize that even if I DID miss a Rocket (which is highly unlikely since the Tesla Cannon always hits where you aim it and my target wasn't exactly small) that the change in propulsive distribution caused by a few of the rockets being destroyed would drastically alter the Hotel's trajectory. Not that i would expect someone of your intelligence to understand that. So in conclusion. You Suck At Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Yeah...run ya little b****! You realize that even if I DID miss a Rocket (which is highly unlikely since the Tesla Cannon always hits where you aim it and my target wasn't exactly small) that the change in propulsive distribution caused by a few of the rockets being destroyed would drastically alter the Hotel's trajectory. Not that i would expect someone of your intelligence to understand that. So in conclusion. You Suck At Life. I always have 1 rocket immune to destruction. Sure, it missed its target. However, my objective has still been accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 One rocket, assuming that it could withstand a direct energy bolt of fifty thousand degrees Fahrenheit, If this rocket was accompanied by others, and the original trajectory was Mars, the termination of the thrust of it's counterpart rockets would send the hotel either plummeting back to the ground or drifting off into space assuming it broke out of orbit with our planet. By the way someone catch that Hotel please. Now please tell the class Striker, how many rockets were propelling this Hotel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 *teleports remaining rocket off of hotel and into space* I prefer remaining on the ground, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Aaaand the Composer could just use instant transmission to send aforementioned source of propulsion elsewhere...*dashes to catch hotel* DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Uhh...yeah...I can't catch a hotel. Let's just toss Striker underneath to cushion the fall. It worked in The Wizard of Oz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 "Release Armagus #02 Gravity Termination!!" *opens well of Zero Gravity that gently floats the Hotel to the ground* "okay...one more armagus release and I'm finished...you people need to learn how to catch Hotels...guh..." *collapses to one knee* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I could have brought the hotel down, but I can't do everything for you people :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 *sends a transmition* How is the moon doing for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 *sends a transmission* How is the moon doing for you?SIEG HIEL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 SIEG HIEL!!! Does it look like I care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Does it look like I care?Your fake indifference that reminds me so much of Black tells me. Oh HELL Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Daemon, out of curiosity how did you change your name back so quickly when you left the collective? Just curious.Flame Dragon did it. I just asked through a PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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