.Starrk Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 All you have to do is read the directions. I will be grading you on how much of a perv you are. 1-25 = Normal Human Being 26-50 = You have naughty thoughts sometimes 51-75= You are really weird 76-100 = You are just a total perv. Begin! 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: b. Strawberry Short-Cake: c. Beef Wellington: d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: f. Belgian Waffle: 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister b. The Chinese Sidewinder c. The British Tally-hoe! d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge e. The American Rail Gun f. The mid-west Tornado g. The Italian Noodle Slime h. The French Fággot i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck 3. Add a Caption to this picture. [spoiler] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/3539138598_3346920724.jpg[/img] ;D [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Chicken. b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Strawberry-Nii-Chan c. Beef Wellington: Cow? d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Sugar e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Vanilla f. Belgian Waffle: Breakfast 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister Didn't b. The Chinese Sidewinder Didn't c. The British Tally-hoe! Laughed d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge Didn't e. The American Rail Gun Didn't f. The mid-west Tornado Didn't g. The Italian Noodle Slime Didn't h. The French Fággot Smiled i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab Didn't j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck Smiled As for the caption, I keep thinking Pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 a. Beef b. Vanilla c. British d. Jawbreaker e. McDonalds f. Breakfast 2. Didn't laugh at all (maybe cuz I'm tired) 3. Aww yeah baby <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serenity the Candyman Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Taco Bell Chiuaua b. Strawberry Short-Cake: is a girl, yes c. Beef Wellington: takes to long to make d. Japanese finger blast Candy: mmmmmmm e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: ...food I will devour! f. Belgian Waffle: with Strawberries? 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck I'm sorry, I couldnt stop myself after this one.... 3. Add a Caption to this picture. And where was I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 a. Taco: Corn Tortilla b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Yum c. Beef Wellington: I say, old sport. d. Japanese finger blast Candy: *Sigh* Japan... e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: TOO. MUCH. SWEET. f. Belgian Waffle: I'M GONNA GO HOME AND MAKE SOME WAFFLES! 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister K b. The Chinese Sidewinder K c. The British Tally-hoe! K d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge K e. The American Rail Gun K f. The mid-west Tornado K g. The Italian Noodle Slime K h. The French Fággot K i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab K j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck K 3. Add a Caption to this picture. Is she dead? ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1296278785' post='4970409'] 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Chicken. b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Strawberry-Nii-Chan c. Beef Wellington: Cow? d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: Sugar e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Vanilla f. Belgian Waffle: Breakfast 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister Didn't b. The Chinese Sidewinder Didn't c. The British Tally-hoe! Laughed d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge Didn't e. The American Rail Gun Didn't f. The mid-west Tornado Didn't g. The Italian Noodle Slime Didn't h. The French Fággot Smiled i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab Didn't j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck Smiled As for the caption, I keep thinking Pwned. [/quote] You have recieved a 7.38%. Congrats. You are a functional member of society. @Serenity You have recieved a 5.23% Congrats. You are a functional member of Society.[quote name='Fading Black' timestamp='1296279056' post='4970428'] a. Taco: Corn Tortilla b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Yum c. Beef Wellington: I say, old sport. d. Japanese finger blast Candy: *Sigh* Japan... e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: TOO. MUCH. SWEET. f. Belgian Waffle: I'M GONNA GO HOME AND MAKE SOME WAFFLES! 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister K b. The Chinese Sidewinder K c. The British Tally-hoe! K d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge K e. The American Rail Gun K f. The mid-west Tornado K g. The Italian Noodle Slime K h. The French Fággot K i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab K j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck K 3. Add a Caption to this picture. Is she dead? ._. [/quote] You have recieved a 100% Congrats. You failed at taking the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 ... you skipped me D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ярополк Пономарёв Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [color=#1C2837][font=tahoma, arial, verdana, sans-serif]1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Sex b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Sex c. Beef Wellington: Sex d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Sex e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Sex f. Belgian Waffle: Sex 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister: Sex b. The Chinese Sidewinder: Sex c. The British Tally-hoe!: Sex d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge: Sex e. The American Rail Gun: Sex f. The mid-west Tornado: Sex g. The Italian Noodle Slime: Sex h. The French Fággot: Sex i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab: Sex j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck: SEX 3. Add a Caption to this picture: Sex [/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 The scoring is backwards, isn't it? =_= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1296279246' post='4970436'] ... you skipped me D: [/quote] Sorry D: You received a 5.63%. Congrats you are a functional member of society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote] a. Taco: [b]Invader Zim[/b] b. Strawberry Short-Cake: [b]Kirby[/b] c. Beef Wellington: [b]The fork on the left[/b] d. Japanese Candy: [b]TeenTitans[/b] e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: [b]Its banana flavor. OH GEEZ, MORE INUENDO[/b] f. Belgian Waffle: [b]WAFFLES! =D[/b] [/quote] ......There is something wrong here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='Fading Black' timestamp='1296279311' post='4970439'] The scoring is backwards, isn't it? =_= [/quote] No. I scored you 100% because all you wrote for segment 2, was "K". Segment 2 has the highest effect on your outcome. You, chose the apathy path, giving you a negative score. ^^[quote name='Anger Level' timestamp='1296279266' post='4970438'] [color=#1C2837][font=tahoma, arial, verdana, sans-serif]1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Sex b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Sex c. Beef Wellington: Sex d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Sex e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: Sex f. Belgian Waffle: Sex 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister: Sex b. The Chinese Sidewinder: Sex c. The British Tally-hoe!: Sex d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge: Sex e. The American Rail Gun: Sex f. The mid-west Tornado: Sex g. The Italian Noodle Slime: Sex h. The French Fággot: Sex i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab: Sex j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck: SEX 3. Add a Caption to this picture: Sex [/font][/color] [/quote] Congrats! You suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 They didn't make me laugh, though. At all ._. They were just... Middle School humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='Fading Black' timestamp='1296279550' post='4970450'] They didn't make me laugh, though. At all ._. They were just... Middle School humor. [/quote] Exactly my point. Most of the people who are on this site are 13 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ярополк Пономарёв Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1296279604' post='4970453'] Exactly my point. Most of the people who are on this site are 13 years old. [/quote] I didn't bother trying to ban myself and I rigged it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 So I'm a pervert... for NOT laughing at perverted jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='Fading Black' timestamp='1296279657' post='4970458'] So I'm a pervert... for NOT laughing at perverted jokes? [/quote] Yuh huh.[quote name='Anger Level' timestamp='1296279656' post='4970457'] I didn't bother trying to ban myself and I rigged it. [/quote] lol I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='Fading Black'] They didn't make me laugh, though. At all ._. They were just... Middle School humor. [/quote] Is it sad I still laughed at these? 8 / I couldn't help it and I KNOW I'd fail the test . . . which is why I refuse to take it in the first place ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Jonathan Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: Food b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Death c. Beef Wellington: lolwut d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Fun e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: brainfreeze f. Belgian Waffle: i like waffles 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister: no b. The Chinese Sidewinder: yes c. The British Tally-hoe!: yes d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge: yes e. The American Rail Gun: no f. The mid-west Tornado: ...........no g. The Italian Noodle Slime: a little bit h. The French Fággot: yes i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab: yes j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck: yes 3. Add a Caption to this picture. Caption: OH NO CALL AN AMBULANCE THERES SOMEONE HURT HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [spoiler=This is what happens when it's late at night and you're 75% asleep.] a. Taco: Food from the Mexican culture. b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Cake that I really want right now. c. Beef Wellington: Steak. d. Japanese finger blast Candy: Okay, the whole "finger blast" thing makes me think of fingering, because you purposely crossed the words out and it's a perverted test, so I know that's what you were going for. But if you didn't cross it out or make it so obvious, I'd go about my day as if no perverted thought crossed my mind. e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: As described, it's just a desert I'd like to eat f. Belgian Waffle: My damn favorite breakfast. 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister - Guys and girls falling on top of each other. That's what I think of generally with Twister. I mean really. b. The Chinese Sidewinder - I just think of a Chinese man hitting another at the side with a baseball bat. c. The British Tally-hoe! - Classy words. d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge - Okay, I give in. Since this is a perverted test, I know the context in which you're wanting answers for, so I think of something perverted for it, but I really wouldn't have if I didn't know this was a perverted test. e. The American Rail Gun - There's this anime that's titled Something Something no Rail Gun, so I think of that. f. The mid-west Tornado - The Wizard of Oz. g. The Italian Noodle Slime - You don't even want to know. h. The French Fággot - Too gay to function. i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab - OKAY, WTF NOW. THIS IS JUST GETTING WEIRD. j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck - Say wut. 3. Add a caption to this picture - Some camera guy decided to have a really stupid angle of my body and shot this for me so I can look beautiful. [/spoiler] I don't have a perverted mind. I can't really think up perverted things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 a. Taco: Hunger b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Delicious c. Beef Wellington: ...Starving d. Japanese finger blast Candy: WTF? e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: *faints* f. Belgian Waffle: Every morning 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister no b. The Chinese Sidewinder no c. The British Tally-hoe! no d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge no e. The American Rail Gun yes f. The mid-west Tornado no g. The Italian Noodle Slime no h. The French Fággot no i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab no j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck no 3. Add a Caption to this picture. I SWEAR, I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='LichKing Lelouch' timestamp='1296288309' post='4970767'] a. Taco: Hunger b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Delicious c. Beef Wellington: ...Starving d. Japanese finger blast Candy: WTF? e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: *faints* f. Belgian Waffle: Every morning 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister no b. The Chinese Sidewinder no c. The British Tally-hoe! no d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge no e. The American Rail Gun yes f. The mid-west Tornado no g. The Italian Noodle Slime no h. The French Fággot no i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab no j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck no 3. Add a Caption to this picture. I SWEAR, I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL HER! [/quote] lol You got like a 2% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 a. Taco: Food b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Loli c. Beef Wellington: Food..wait what? d. Japanese finger blast Candy: lolfood e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: food f. Belgian Waffle: food 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister XDDD b. The Chinese Sidewinder XDDD c. The British Tally-hoe! XDDDDDDD d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD e. The American Rail Gun XDDDDDDDDD f. The mid-west Tornado XD g. The Italian Noodle Slime o_0 XD? h. The French Fággot lolobvious i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab lolobvious j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck XDDDDDD 3. Add a Caption to this picture. UUUUUUNNNNNGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madsen Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 1. a. Taco: A taco. b. Strawberry Short-Cake: Strawberry Nii Chan c. Beef Wellington: Something called Wellington what I can't remember what it is. d. Japanese Candy: Candy from Japan. e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: A good summer snack. f. Belgian Waffle: A How I Met Your Mother episode 2. Nothing 3. sleeping, leave me the f*** alone you douchebag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 [quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1296278562' post='4970389'] All you have to do is read the directions. I will be grading you on how much of a perv you are. 1-25 = Normal Human Being 26-50 = You have naughty thoughts sometimes 51-75= You are really weird 76-100 = You are just a total perv. Begin! 1. Write the first thing that comes to your mind when you see each word. a. Taco: [b]Crunchy [/b] b. Strawberry Short-Cake: [b]Oh no not that cartoon.[/b] c. Beef Wellington: [b]God yes[/b] d. Japanese [s]finger blast[/s] Candy: [b]Never tried it.[/b] e. White/Chocolate/Yellow Ice Cream Sundae with whipped cream on top: [b]Cold[/b] f. Belgian Waffle:[b] Breakfast[/b] 2. Do not laugh at these upcoming words. (This will not be graded. I just want to get a laugh out of you.) a. The Japanese Twister b. The Chinese Sidewinder c. The British Tally-hoe! d. The Bulgarian Meat Surge e. The American Rail Gun f. The mid-west Tornado g. The Italian Noodle Slime h. The French Fággot i. The Somalian Stabby-Stab j. The Russian Super-Bolshevik-March-Red-Flag-Ram-Charge-Tovarisch-Rampart Blasting-Super Lenin-Stalin-Super-F*ck [b]idungetit. None made me snicker, honest.[/b] 3. Add a Caption to this picture. [b]Ah..comfortable.[/b] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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