Forever Aloneometer.

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Please observe the following rules to get an accurate score

A) Your score is the number of the lowest ranked thing you have done.
Time is not a factor. If you have done one of these, it counts, no matter how long of a dry spell you have had
C) The discrepency half point. If you would get a lower score, but you haven't done one of the higher ranked things, use the number from the lower ranked thing, then add a half point. EXAMPLE: if you had been in a relationship that lasted over a year, but you never had sex, your score would be 0.5
D) in order to reflect the expectation that younger people would have less experience, please apply the following age adjustments. If your age is 15-17, subtract one point. If you are under 15, subtract 5 points

You may also replace "girl" with "guy" if that applies to you.


THE CHART

0- You have been in a serious relationship that lasted over 1 year
1- You have been in a serious relationship that lasted less than 1 year
2- You have had sex
3- You have gotten to third base
4- You have gotten to second base
5- You have gotten to first base
6- You have kissed a girl
7- You have gone on a date with a girl
8- You have hugged a girl
9- You have had a girl as a friend (even a casual friend)
10- You have done none of the things on this list

[Darth Revan of the Sith]

This should be in games shouldnt it?

[Yasu]

1.5

[.Nu-13]

3

[Larxene]

9.

[Ieyasu Tokugawa]

8

[Makο]

4.

[Larxene]

I'm more pathetic than all of you.

I certainly agree with the 'forever alone' part of the topic title.

[Brinolovania]

4

...but I'm 13.

[burnpsy]

8

[Yasu]

Aa~h?
But I want to be a true neet.

[TheComposer]

7

[Flakman4000]

8

[Smesh]

0.5.

I think..?

[Tentacruel]

10. I win.

[Ieyasu Tokugawa]

[quote name='Larxene' timestamp='1302906810' post='5141319']
I'm more pathetic than all of you.
[/quote]
I'm close.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

7, when it comes down to a girl. Why can't it be 6, whyyyy ;____;

5, when it comes down to a guy. Which now I'm just like, eh.

[Larxene]

[quote name='Marisa Kirisame-ze' timestamp='1302937486' post='5142274']
7, when it comes down to a girl. Why can't it be 6, whyyyy ;____;

5, when it comes down to a guy. Which now I'm just like, eh.
[/quote]
You're luckier than me. I'd settle for an 8.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

To be honest, I'd settle for an 8 too, but not when I'm so badly head over heels for someone. That's the only reason why I'd wish for it to be a 6 by now.

But yeah, I'm grateful for where I've gotten and it obviously has to keep appropriate for my age as well.

[Tentacruel]

I'm at 10. I told you already, I win. I even beat Larxene.

[J-Max]

Me Plus Hentai = 10... Yep I admit it... *Cries*

[GSP]

2. I have had many girlfriends, but none of which have lasted more than two months. Furthermore I have had sex several times in my life.

[Catman25]

9. But of course I have kissed my mother.

[Cloister]

0.5

Some people can actually have their score become less than 0.

[-Griffin]

So this list is only for those inclined towards females...

Anyway, I guess that puts me at 8? I haven't really had much in the way of relationships in my life, and I've never played baseball either, I'm pretty sure that's a mostly American thing.