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[quote name='☽☖☠☗☾JAX☼COB☽☗☠☖☾' timestamp='1317566762' post='5554959']

Horrible. :D

Plus, I didn't ask for your opinion. *Slaps you with Kohls Jewelry*
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[font=courier new,courier,monospace][color=#800080] :D <-- I thought you said you hated this emoticon. :P[/color][/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace][color=#800080]It's quite obvious, isn't it? I'm comfortable, I'm determined, and it feels like I'm on the beach. I'm absolutely fine, that's how I've been doing. :E[/color][/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace][color=#800080]Oh yeah, and did I mention that I'm still jobless? ...[/color][/font]

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[quote name='Brothar' timestamp='1317567167' post='5554969']
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][color=#800080] :D <-- I thought you said you hated this emoticon. :P[/color][/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace][color=#800080]It's quite obvious, isn't it? I'm comfortable, I'm determined, and it feels like I'm on the beach. I'm absolutely fine, that's how I've been doing. :E[/color][/font]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace][color=#800080]Oh yeah, and did I mention that I'm still jobless? ...[/color][/font]
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[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=4] [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=4]I do, I forgot to do something to it. :/[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=4]like this, [i]:[/i]D[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=4]Oh yeah, and i did i mention that I don't care? ;D[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=4]Although I could hire you as the secretary of souls. :D[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='☽☖☠☗☾JAX☼COB☽☗☠☖☾' timestamp='1317567894' post='5554991']

[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=4]I do, I forgot to do something to it. :/[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=4]like this, [i]:[/i]D[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=4]Oh yeah, and i did i mention that I don't care? ;D[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=4]Although I could hire you as the secretary of souls. :D[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]That would be fun. *hands over resume.*[/font][/color]

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[quote name='Mr. Striker' timestamp='1317568530' post='5555019']
O.o

What the? What is going on here?
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[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]I'm in a wet ditch with boxers on while Jaxcob is hiring me as Secretary of Souls. Nothing too extreme.[/font][/color]

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[quote name='Brothar' timestamp='1317568277' post='5555008']
[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]That would be fun. *hands over resume.*[/font][/color]
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[size=4][color=firebrick][font="Times New Roman"]*Looks Over*

Any experience in organizing one million files???[/font][/color][/size][color=firebrick][size=1] [/size][/color]
[font=times new roman,times,serif][color=#b22222] [/color][/font]

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[quote name='☽☖☠☗☾JAX☼COB☽☗☠☖☾' timestamp='1317570068' post='5555086']
[size=4][color=firebrick][font=Times New Roman]*Looks Over*[/font][/color][/size]

Any experience in organizing one million files???
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[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]I've organized files both evil and benign for nearly an eternity adding up to more than 10 billion in 4 lifetimes.[/font][/color]

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[quote name='Mr. Striker' timestamp='1317570345' post='5555094']
*snaps fingers*

...

*sees files organized*
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[font=times new roman,times,serif][color=#b22222][size=4] [/size][/color][/font]
[font=times new roman,times,serif][color=#b22222][size=4]Woah.[/size][/color][/font]
[font=times new roman,times,serif][color=#b22222][size=4]You wanna be my Secretary of Souls? 8D[/size][/color][/font]

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[quote name='Mr. Striker' timestamp='1317570345' post='5555094']
*snaps fingers*

...

*sees files organized*
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*sets fire to files. Throws ashes into dump. Blinks and sees files returned in several file cabinets labeled with his signature.*

*glares at Striker.*



[quote name='☽☖☠☗☾JAX☼COB☽☗☠☖☾' timestamp='1317570579' post='5555105']
@Bro: :o Woah. What's your race?
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[color=#800080]Some call me Death's trusty apprentice, others just call me pure darkness. Either way, I am one of few of my kind. :)[/color]

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[quote name='Brothar' timestamp='1317570659' post='5555108']
*sets fire to files. Throws ashes into dump. Blinks and sees files returned in several file cabinets labeled with his signature.*

*glares at Striker.*




[color=#800080]Some call me Death's trusty apprentice, others just call me pure darkness. Either way, I am one of few of my kind. :)[/color]
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Well you know how to rub my flagella the right way. 8D

Your Hir-

Wait, what is your primary weapon. >_>

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[quote name='Brothar' timestamp='1317570659' post='5555108']
*sets fire to files. Throws ashes into dump. Blinks and sees files returned in several file cabinets labeled with his signature.*

*glares at Striker.*




[color=#800080]Some call me Death's trusty apprentice, others just call me pure darkness. Either way, I am one of few of my kind. :)[/color]
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Death is my b****. You are Death's b****? Does that mean that you're my b**** too?

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[quote name='Daemon' timestamp='1317571196' post='5555121']
Death is my b****. You are Death's b****? Does that mean that you're my b**** too?
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[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]I'm everyone's b****, but I'm only Death's apprentice. I don't work extra jobs unless they pay as good.[/font][/color]

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[quote name='Brothar' timestamp='1317575135' post='5555226']
[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]I'm everyone's b****, but I'm only Death's apprentice. I don't work extra jobs unless they pay as good.[/font][/color]
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[font=times new roman,times,serif][color=#b22222]So Handjobs are a no no? v.v[/color][/font]

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[quote name='☽☖☠☗☾JAX☼COB☽☗☠☖☾' timestamp='1317575238' post='5555233']

[font=times new roman,times,serif][color=#b22222]So Handjobs are a no no? v.v[/color][/font]
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[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]I'm a dude, so no. ^_^[/font][/color]

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[quote name='☽☖☠☗☾JAX☼COB☽☗☠☖☾' timestamp='1317575405' post='5555239']

[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif]Make it mutual? [u]:[/u]D[/font][/color]
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[font=courier new,courier,monospace][color=#800080]You're persistent. Is that what you really want? Cause I charge extra for men with long and obscure name changes. ;)[/color][/font]

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[quote name='Brothar' timestamp='1317576523' post='5555290']
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][color=#800080]You're persistent. Is that what you really want? Cause I charge extra for men with long and obscure name changes. ;)[/color][/font]
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[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif]Damn, your good. >_>[/font][/color]

[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif]So will you be taking the position or not? >_>[/font][/color]

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[quote name='☽☖☠☗☾JAX☼COB☽☗☠☖☾' timestamp='1317576690' post='5555298']

[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif]Damn, your good. >_>[/font][/color]

[color=#b22222][font=times new roman,times,serif]So will you be taking the position or not? >_>[/font][/color]
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[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]Yes, I will. When can I start?[/font][/color]

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[quote name='Brothar' timestamp='1317576963' post='5555315']
[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]Yes, I will. When can I start?[/font][/color]
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[font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif][color=#b22222]Today, you got a wave coming in so be prepared.

If you need help ask one of the sins, they'll be glad to help.[/color][/font]

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[quote name='☽☖☠☗☾JAX☼COB☽☗☠☖☾' timestamp='1317577318' post='5555324']

[font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif][color=#b22222]Today, you got a wave coming in so be prepared.[/color][/font]

If you need help ask one of the sins, they'll be glad to help.
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[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]Roger that.[/font][/color]

[color=#800080][font=courier new,courier,monospace]*throws on cloak of darkness and locks into business mode.*[/font][/color]

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