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*squints* You used Stardust's effect twice? It was Summoned via Starlight Road so it wasn't Summoned properly and can't revive itself. That said, he had Heavy Storm so...

 

I drove one of my opponent's insane.

 

He: *Has Tytannial and Tengu vs my 2100 Laquari. Attacks wth Tytannial*

Me: *activate Book of Moon, targeting Tytannial*

He: Chain Call of the Haunted for Lonefire, Tribute it to negate.

Me: You can't. If you Chain Call, then the chain starts resolving and it's too late to negate.

He: No, I can Tribute a Plant to negate.

Me: I know, but you have to do it at the time of activaton, not during resolution.

He: Fine. Chain Tytannial, use Call for Lonefire, Tribute that.

Me: *facepalm* Tytannial's Tribute is a cost. You have to Tribute the Plant immediately...

 

*This goes on several times, while I patiently try to explain why he can't do that*

 

Me: *resigned to going step by step* Okay, so I activated Book and targeted Tytannial, yes? At this time, you have the option to chain an effect. You can choose Tytannial or...

He: F*** this. *Flips Solemn Judgment randomly, pays half his LP. Tributes Lonefire for Glow-Up Bulb. Synches for Catastor, brings out another Tengu*

Me: We're in the Battle Phase...

He: Attack with Catastor.

Me: Wait, what did you just do? You Solemned Book?

He: STOP.

He: I WANT PLAY.

He: NO CHEAT.

Me: Ok.

He: Attack with Catastor.

Me: Fill me in on what you just did.

He: I used judgement.

He: STOP.

He: YOU WANT WIN.

Me: *not sure how to respond to that*

He: YOU WIN. PEICE s***.

 

He admits defeat and leaves. Good thing because I was honestly wondering who would hit the ASS button first (and I've NEVER hit the ASS).

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*squints* You used Stardust's effect twice? It was Summoned via Starlight Road so it wasn't Summoned properly and can't revive itself. That said, he had Heavy Storm so...

 

I drove one of my opponent's insane.

 

He: *Has Tytannial and Tengu vs my 2100 Laquari. Attacks wth Tytannial*

Me: *activate Book of Moon, targeting Tytannial*

He: Chain Call of the Haunted for Lonefire, Tribute it to negate.

Me: You can't. If you Chain Call, then the chain starts resolving and it's too late to negate.

He: No, I can Tribute a Plant to negate.

Me: I know, but you have to do it at the time of activaton, not during resolution.

He: Fine. Chain Tytannial, use Call for Lonefire, Tribute that.

Me: *facepalm* Tytannial's Tribute is a cost. You have to Tribute the Plant immediately...

 

*This goes on several times, while I patiently try to explain why he can't do that*

 

Me: *resigned to going step by step* Okay, so I activated Book and targeted Tytannial, yes? At this time, you have the option to chain an effect. You can choose Tytannial or...

He: F*** this. *Flips Solemn Judgment randomly, pays half his LP. Tributes Lonefire for Glow-Up Bulb. Synches for Catastor, brings out another Tengu*

Me: We're in the Battle Phase...

He: Attack with Catastor.

Me: Wait, what did you just do? You Solemned Book?

He: STOP.

He: I WANT PLAY.

He: NO CHEAT.

Me: Ok.

He: Attack with Catastor.

Me: Fill me in on what you just did.

He: I used judgement.

He: STOP.

He: YOU WANT WIN.

Me: *not sure how to respond to that*

He: YOU WIN. PEICE s***.

 

He admits defeat and leaves. Good thing because I was honestly wondering who would hit the ASS button first (and I've NEVER hit the ASS).

Activated it on separate turns after revival. I think we faced the same guy before, lol.

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Activated it on separate turns after revival. I think we faced the same guy before, lol.

 

You can't revive a Stardust special summoned by Starlight Road as it was not properly Synchro Summoned before being sent to the Graveyard

 

@ Dementuo. I know, such a fail. You're using Gallabas.

 

@.Doodle

He probaly had a Gorz and ended his turn. That's your bad for not paying attention.

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*squints* You used Stardust's effect twice? It was Summoned via Starlight Road so it wasn't Summoned properly and can't revive itself. That said, he had Heavy Storm so...

 

I drove one of my opponent's insane.

 

He: *Has Tytannial and Tengu vs my 2100 Laquari. Attacks wth Tytannial*

Me: *activate Book of Moon, targeting Tytannial*

He: Chain Call of the Haunted for Lonefire, Tribute it to negate.

Me: You can't. If you Chain Call, then the chain starts resolving and it's too late to negate.

He: No, I can Tribute a Plant to negate.

Me: I know, but you have to do it at the time of activaton, not during resolution.

He: Fine. Chain Tytannial, use Call for Lonefire, Tribute that.

Me: *facepalm* Tytannial's Tribute is a cost. You have to Tribute the Plant immediately...

 

*This goes on several times, while I patiently try to explain why he can't do that*

 

Me: *resigned to going step by step* Okay, so I activated Book and targeted Tytannial, yes? At this time, you have the option to chain an effect. You can choose Tytannial or...

He: F*** this. *Flips Solemn Judgment randomly, pays half his LP. Tributes Lonefire for Glow-Up Bulb. Synches for Catastor, brings out another Tengu*

Me: We're in the Battle Phase...

He: Attack with Catastor.

Me: Wait, what did you just do? You Solemned Book?

He: STOP.

He: I WANT PLAY.

He: NO CHEAT.

Me: Ok.

He: Attack with Catastor.

Me: Fill me in on what you just did.

He: I used judgement.

He: STOP.

He: YOU WANT WIN.

Me: *not sure how to respond to that*

He: YOU WIN. PEICE s***.

 

He admits defeat and leaves. Good thing because I was honestly wondering who would hit the ASS button first (and I've NEVER hit the ASS).

this statement really needs periods between the letters.

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Number 1 Idiot of the week

 

*He summons shi en*

 

Me: Solemn Warning

XX-Saber has lost 2000 Life points.

Him: Shi en negate solemn warning.

Me: No. Solemn is SS3, Shi en is SS2. Look up spell speeds on the wiki

Him: My brother created this game and he says Spell speeds don't exist

Me: You are talking bull, your "Brother" didn't make this game.

Him: Yes he did and he'll ban you from this site

Me: Go ahead. Still doesn't change the fact that Shi en is destroyed

*He uses reborn on Shi en*

Me: You can't.

Him: Why?

Me: Because it was Negated. Look up your rulings, please.

Him: No, Monster Reborn can revive anything

Me: Shi en wasn't properly Synchro Summoned, therefore you can't revive it

Him: Whats a Synchro?

Me: White Bordered Cards...(Dumbass)

Him: They're called Melds, my brother told me

Me: No, they're called Synchros.

Him: My brother says he'll destroy your computer

Me: Go ahead.

Him: Your computer is destroyed

Me: Uhh... No it isn't.

Him: Shut up noob, learn to play

Me: lol? Irony is a Cruel Mistress.

Him: What's Irony? Isn't that the thing where you have a ironing board and you iron clothes?

Me: So off topic. Anyway, you can't revive shi en.

Him: Yes i can you stupid noob

*Noob presses A.S.S*

 

 

lol

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Number 1 Idiot of the week

 

*He summons shi en*

 

Me: Solemn Warning

XX-Saber has lost 2000 Life points.

Him: Shi en negate solemn warning.

Me: No. Solemn is SS3, Shi en is SS2. Look up spell speeds on the wiki

Him: My brother created this game and he says Spell speeds don't exist

Me: You are talking bull, your "Brother" didn't make this game.

Him: Yes he did and he'll ban you from this site

Me: Go ahead. Still doesn't change the fact that Shi en is destroyed

*He uses reborn on Shi en*

Me: You can't.

Him: Why?

Me: Because it was Negated. Look up your rulings, please.

Him: No, Monster Reborn can revive anything

Me: Shi en wasn't properly Synchro Summoned, therefore you can't revive it

Him: Whats a Synchro?

Me: White Bordered Cards...(Dumbass)

Him: They're called Melds, my brother told me

Me: No, they're called Synchros.

Him: My brother says he'll destroy your computer

Me: Go ahead.

Him: Your computer is destroyed

Me: Uhh... No it isn't.

Him: Shut up noob, learn to play

Me: lol? Irony is a Cruel Mistress.

Him: What's Irony? Isn't that the thing where you have a ironing board and you iron clothes?

Me: So off topic. Anyway, you can't revive shi en.

Him: Yes i can you stupid noob

*Noob presses A.S.S*

 

 

lol

 

Lol

Eight Year olds

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Number 1 Idiot of the week

 

*He summons shi en*

 

Me: Solemn Warning

XX-Saber has lost 2000 Life points.

Him: Shi en negate solemn warning.

Me: No. Solemn is SS3, Shi en is SS2. Look up spell speeds on the wiki

Him: My brother created this game and he says Spell speeds don't exist

Me: You are talking bull, your "Brother" didn't make this game.

Him: Yes he did and he'll ban you from this site

Me: Go ahead. Still doesn't change the fact that Shi en is destroyed

*He uses reborn on Shi en*

Me: You can't.

Him: Why?

Me: Because it was Negated. Look up your rulings, please.

Him: No, Monster Reborn can revive anything

Me: Shi en wasn't properly Synchro Summoned, therefore you can't revive it

Him: Whats a Synchro?

Me: White Bordered Cards...(Dumbass)

Him: They're called Melds, my brother told me

Me: No, they're called Synchros.

Him: My brother says he'll destroy your computer

Me: Go ahead.

Him: Your computer is destroyed

Me: Uhh... No it isn't.

Him: Shut up noob, learn to play

Me: lol? Irony is a Cruel Mistress.

Him: What's Irony? Isn't that the thing where you have a ironing board and you iron clothes?

Me: So off topic. Anyway, you can't revive shi en.

Him: Yes i can you stupid noob

*Noob presses A.S.S*

 

 

lol

So we can officially say I'm smart?

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incident with a n00b earlier

 

Me: i summon Obelisk (legal version)

Him: you can't its illegal over here, didn't you read my note "England Legal Only"

Me: learn to Gold Series 4

Him: i don't believe you, i activate Warning *pays 2000*

Me: you can't, read Obelisk's effect

Him: Warning negated the summon, send him to the grave, and besides you shouldn't have used him in the first place

Me: The Normal Summon cannot be negated, and it is legal due to Gold Series 4 Noob

Him: you made that up, of course i can negate the summon, and don't ever call me a f***ing n00b

Me: learn to play the game

Him: shut the f*** up, you're the n00b for playing an illegal card

Me: The Legal version of Obelisk was released in Gold Series 4, i know because i have 1

Him: how the f*** did you get that it isn't out until 1st July

Me: lolwika, it's out over here, anyways you can't Warning my Obelisk

Him: yes i can it negates any f***ing summoning!

Me: lrn2read

Him: learn to play this game

Me: coming from you, lol

Him: that's it, i'm gonna press it

Me: so, i was playing correctly, you weren't

*He presses A.S.S. button and leaves*

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incident with a n00b earlier

 

Me: i summon Obelisk (legal version)

Him: you can't its illegal over here, didn't you read my note "England Legal Only"

Me: learn to Gold Series 4

Him: i don't believe you, i activate Warning *pays 2000*

Me: you can't, read Obelisk's effect

Him: Warning negated the summon, send him to the grave, and besides you shouldn't have used him in the first place

Me: The Normal Summon cannot be negated, and it is legal due to Gold Series 4 Noob

Him: you made that up, of course i can negate the summon, and don't ever call me a f***ing n00b

Me: learn to play the game

Him: shut the f*** up, you're the n00b for playing an illegal card

Me: The Legal version of Obelisk was released in Gold Series 4, i know because i have 1

Him: how the f*** did you get that it isn't out until 1st July

Me: lolwika, it's out over here, anyways you can't Warning my Obelisk

Him: yes i can it negates any f***ing summoning!

Me: lrn2read

Him: learn to play this game

Me: coming from you, lol

Him: that's it, i'm gonna press it

Me: so, i was playing correctly, you weren't

*He presses A.S.S. button and leaves*

 

If it wasn't legal why would it be on DN?

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You can't revive a Stardust special summoned by Starlight Road as it was not properly Synchro Summoned before being sent to the Graveyard

 

@ Dementuo. I know, such a fail. You're using Gallabas.

 

@.Doodle

He probaly had a Gorz and ended his turn. That's your bad for not paying attention.

Then why Pressing the A.S.S button instead of telling me :"I end my turn after I did nothing during mine"?

ignoring the fact the the "Next Turn" Flashing Button wasnt Flashing (because..it was his turn as I said)

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I remember dueling this guy in rated who tried to negate my Solemn Warning with his. He didn't even pay his life points either. Idk how long we spent arguing, but I finally let him get away with it (still would have won anyways). Next turn, I summoned Dark Horus via REDMD and attacked directly, which WOULD have put him at zero. Unfortunately, he would not press the "accept defeat" button, and instead gave himself like 9999999999 or something life points. I think he just left and kept his computer on after that, because there was no response for like 10 min. I just decided to A.S.S. him and take the loss.

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I remember dueling this guy in rated who tried to negate my Solemn Warning with his. He didn't even pay his life points either. Idk how long we spent arguing, but I finally let him get away with it (still would have won anyways). Next turn, I summoned Dark Horus via REDMD and attacked directly, which WOULD have put him at zero. Unfortunately, he would not press the "accept defeat" button, and instead gave himself like 9999999999 or something life points. I think he just left and kept his computer on after that, because there was no response for like 10 min. I just decided to A.S.S. him and take the loss.

I had someone exactly like that. He didn't do anything either and I have the patience to literally sit there and do nothing until he gets back and so I did. He was like "you f***ing cheat." then he pressed A.S.S.

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duel with another n00b

 

Me: *activates Dark Hole*

Him: *tributes Stardust for its effect*

Me: *tributes DCK to negate Stardust*

Me: *ends turn*

Him: *revives Stardust from the Graveyard*

Me: you can't do that

Him: yes i can, i tributed it to negate Dark Hole

Me: but Stardusts tribute effect wasn't actviated because i tributed my DCK to negate it

Him: no, you sent it to the Graveyard and didn't lower your life points

Me: it was my turn, and i didn't attack, read DCK's effect

Him: why should i, you're not playing correctly

Me: yes i am, you're not playing correctly

Him: i am you're not, read Stardusts effect

Me: i did, and then read DCK's effect

Him: no i won't because i'm right, what you're doing is wrong and is declared cheating

Me: i'm not gonna duel with someone who's not playing correctly

Him: good at least we agree upon something

*he presses A.S.S button and leaves*

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