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Your Snappy Comebacks to Boss taunts


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You know when an enemy in a video game says something like that "You're going down plastic boy" and you think "Well i must be the unbreakable plastic" Basically list your replies to these things like that. Here are mine.

Xemnas: Anger and hate are supreme
Me: apparently two gay boys in love is stronger

Xehanort's Heartless: SUBMIT!!
Me: RAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEE

Axel: BURN BABY
Me: chill man

Riku: Ha, you still don't get it
Me: Don't get what? That you open your ass for defense? Sounds like you're asking for it

Tidus: Hey Sora, you feelin lucky today?
Me: Sorry but I have a bf named Riku

Darth Vader: bow down
Me: How about you bend down and let me kick your ass some more?

As said, list your snappy replies.
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[quote name='~N~' timestamp='1308893868' post='5306945']
Tidus? Like Tidus from... I'm confused now.
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Tidus is from FFX and makes a cameo appearance in the first Kingdom Hearts.
He's also in both Dissidias. He's actually a chaos representative in Duodecim.


I don't have comebacks in these situations. I'd just beat them and carry on, of course.
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"DEATH AWAITS YOU!"
"NO U!"


[quote]He's also in both Dissidias. He's actually a chaos representative in Duodecim.[/quote]


That's because he wasn't even supposed to be in Spira. He died when Syn attacked Zanarkand.

Also

"Congratulations, so you found me"
"Yay, NOW WHERE IS MY CAKE"
"Was it worth it?"
"YES"
"Close your eyes, I have a suprise for you."
"Orly"
"Deploying suprise in 5...4...3...2...1..."
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[quote name='Insanious' timestamp='1308964768' post='5308556']
N: So ____ is a trainer from Numova town, lives with Mom, and wants to become pokemon master.
Me: Yeah, thats my 1 HP Lilypup I caught a few seconds ago.... F*** you Pignite, you told him didnt you?
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I remember thinking the same thing, only with my Sawk, who I caught in pinwheel forest to own Lenora
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Star Wolf: "Can't Let you do that, Star Fox!"
Me: "Can't let you prevent me from doing that, Starfag!"

Patchouli Knowledge: "Today, I feel good. I'll show you something special!"
Me: "-Yawns- Same Old, Same Old, NEXT!"

Lyrica Prismriver: "Dog meat, dog meat~"
Me: "It takes one to know one~"

The Immortal Earth: "You must defeat me to pass this Test, I take the form of your Past enemies, except a lot stronger -Turns into a Giant Dragon, then the fight starts-" (Can't exactly remember how it goes, but it's similar)
Me: "-Sees the Ying Gragon- That's a new one!" (Typos FTW!)

Me: "-Passes the Phoenix while watching someone help someone with Fatal Blow- Ah a Phenix! Isn't that supposed to be a Phoenix?"

Gordon: "Even with Bad cards, I'll still come back twice as strong!"
Me: "Hey! That's My Line!"

EDIT:

Ice Troopers: It's Him! The Prime Conduit!
Me: I knew it! Cole's Middle Name was Jesus!
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