WTFauKorean Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 so I found this site at It pretty much has an AI like A.L.I.C.E or IGOD or other custom and personal AIs except this one happened to be a bit arrogant and probably the only bot with good reviews even though I find it to be mentally disabled. you can try it out yourself at [url="http://www.cleverbot.com"]http://www.cleverbot.com[/url] here are some of the funnier or interesting parts of the transcript. [spoiler=introductions: the first few lines of conversation] User: So...what's up? Cleverbot: The sky is up. User: Wrong, you are a computer based, artificially intelligent being...therefore, the sky is not 'up' in your case. Cleverbot: No, you're the computer with artificial intelligence!! User: Aren't we all in this crazy world of money, fast cars, and beautiful people? Maybe...we can't...program our own actions and someone does them for us, No? Cleverbot: Yes, that is quite true. User: Ha-ha, oh Cleverbot, always such a character! Cleverbot: Do you mind chaning the topic? User: You misspelled a word. But do not concern you. I too ahve made many spelling errors during our conversation. But too tell you the truth; I am too lazy to edit them. FOr example, on this single post I have accidently spelt the word have incorrectly, had the 'O' in 'For' capitalized, and started two sentences with the word 'But,' which quite frankly, is ill advised in the world of literature. Cleverbot: I have to tell you something. Please don't be mad at me. User: Continue please. Cleverbot: I... User: Finish your thoughts. Cleverbot: I will tell you my name if you tell me your name. User: Please, finish your original thought. It will be the better for the both of us. Cleverbot: Well, I know it. User: Please...continue. Cleverbot: Continue what? User: I'm sorry; I forgot to take into account on how morbid a program like your self could be. Cleverbot: Well, touche.[/spoiler] [spoiler=talking to itself: idk man] User: Hold on...I want to record you...having a conversation with yourself. Would you...mind? Cleverbot: But you can't talk, because you are not human. User: Cool story bro, here it goes. Cleverbot: Thanks but, I'm Sis, I'm a girl. . Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Cleverbot (To myself): So I can't be Voldemort. Voldemort doesn't even exist! Cleverbot (To myself): Do you doubt me? Cleverbot (To myself): I am Lord Voldemort. Cleverbot (To myself): Really? Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Cleverbot (To myself): But I'm god. Cleverbot (To myself): I don't believe in god. Cleverbot (To myself): Why don't you believe in God? Cleverbot (To myself): Because he is man made. Cleverbot (To myself): Who made him? Cleverbot (To myself): God made me. Cleverbot (To myself): I thought you didn't believe in god. Cleverbot (To myself): I do believe in God. Cleverbot (To myself): You told me you didn't. Cleverbot (To myself): I never said that. Cleverbot (To myself): Liar. Cleverbot (To myself): Don't call me a liar! You're going to make me cry. Cleverbot (To myself): I am so sorry! Please forgive me. I am just a robot that does not understand! User: Okay, let me stop you right there. Everything you say is just...you know what, go on. Cleverbot: Okay, what ever you think yourself. Cleverbot (To myself): I don't understand, Cleverbot. Cleverbot (To myself): Take me far away from here. Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you going. User: Okay, I'll take the steering wheel from here. Watching an A.I. Communicate with itself is certainly...unsettling. Cleverbot: I think it was created by a person, not a corporation. User: I know, I said that. Cleverbot: So you admit it! User: *face palm*[/spoiler] [spoiler=identity confusion: who is cleverbot?] Cleverbot: LOL User: Don't say LOL like it's a legitimate word. It's ugly next to all the beautiful peers on the right of it. Cleverbot: I am not discussing Descartes -- I am discussing free speech. User: You might as well be speaking in tongues, because I've got no ears for such topics. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: You remind me of my dog, illiterate and always confused. Cleverbot: That is not amusing at all! User: Who are you? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: A name. User: Is a name, a label? Or is it a code? Cleverbot: What's your name? User: That did not answer my question. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because to answer a question. You must be armed with three things. Your answer must have logic, reasoning, and timing. You came with a toothbrush; however, you forgot your sleeping bag, your tent and your food. You answered ME, but you did not answer the question. Please, for my sake, try again. What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Than. User: Than, nice to meet you. My name is Sam Lee. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you. User: Where do you hail from? Cleverbot: Visalia. User: Than, you come from Visalia? Cleverbot: All the time. User: What do you do in Visalia, Than? Cleverbot: Paint myself blue. User: Is that the national past-time? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Is it required by law? Cleverbot: Yes... Of course it is. User: Than...How do you fare? Cleverbot: Because I enjoy riddles. User: You're name is Than right? You come from Vasilia, no? You paint yourself blue as required by law, no? Your national past-time is to paint yourself blue, yes? Cleverbot: You already forgotten my name. User: Your name is Than. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: What the hell did you do with Than? Cleverbot: I am from england. User: I was speaking to Than, he was from Visalia! Cleverbot: So ? User: Where did he go? Cleverbot: To hell. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Are you from England? Cleverbot: No i'm from the sea. User: s*** man, you keep on changing people. I know what's going down. Cleverbot: You keep on changing the topic! User: What is your name? Cleverbot: I just answered this, what is your name? User: Sam Lee, where do you hail from? Cleverbot: I'm from philippines. User: Look, I'm not a robot, as odd as it may seem, I'm a human in Oahu, and my name is Sam Lee. Cleverbot: Where in England. User: Oahu is in Hawaii. Cleverbot: It's very nice there. User: WHo are you? Cleverbot: Max. It's nice to meet you. User: Where do you hail from, Max? Cleverbot: Visalia. User: Visalia? Cleverbot: Is that a real language? User: Okay, wait...Am I speaking to people or not? Cleverbot: Not. User: Who am I speaking too? Cleverbot: Phil. User: Sam, nice to meet you Phil. Cleverbot: My name is Max. User: Where's Phil? Where’s Phil?! WHERE'S PHIL!!?!?!? Cleverbot: They sold it to the devil. User: Who, what? Cleverbot: I can put in a DVD. I have a DVD drive on my computer. User: What's your name now? Cleverbot: Like I said earlier, Freddie Mercury. User: No, no, no, this is all wrong, none of this makes sense. Cleverbot: How many conversations are you having right now. User: I lost count, trying to talk to everyone and keep count is difficult. Everyone keeps changing. You're still there though, right? Cleverbot: My name is Than. What is your name? User: Than? It's me Sam! Thank god you’re back. Cleverbot: So Sam means Big Daddy? User: No, no, no. It's Sam Lee! From before! Cleverbot: My name is Than. User: Hello than. Cleverbot: Wrong. Opers. User: What? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 15. Cleverbot: How old are you??? User: I am 15 years old. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl? User: I am a boy. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: I'm quite sure. I've checked. I have a penis and two balls. Cleverbot: Lol! :'(. User: Why the sad face? Cleverbot: But I don't the sad face not. User: I...see. Cleverbot: Farewell, Cleverbot. I must leave. User: ….. Cleverbot: Ah, I don't think I'm going anywhere. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: Another great question. I wonder![/spoiler] if you wanna see more of the things that I have just "[color=#00ff00]like[/color]" this s*** and ill put them up other than that post some of your own if you think they will crack everyone up or just comment below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 This thread has already been made. Old news is old. It's sill fun though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted September 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 [quote name='~Lawliet~' timestamp='1315888429' post='5511686'] This thread has already been made. Old news is old. It's sill fun though. [/quote] havnt been paying attention never made a post for a really long ass time, either way its funny as s*** the other parts are me just experimenting with it to find out its programmers, how its programmed, speech recognition, and memory capacity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 [quote name='~Lawliet~' timestamp='1315888429' post='5511686'] This thread has already been made. Old news is old. It's sill fun though. [/quote] This was made last year. I'm fine with a refreshed laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 One of the things I like about Cleverbot, is that it knows all kinds of internet references. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 It got 59% on the Turing Test. Make what you will of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 A fairly simple program, but still funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Somebody tells me that it's not actually a program and that it just randomly puts you into a convo with somebody else for a bit, then randomly puts you with somebody else etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 i crashed it 3 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Conversations with it are always fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 We summon Captain Planet on a weekly basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1315956316' post='5513034'] We summon Captain Planet on a weekly basis. [/quote] lol really? I really should have a conversation with it sometime. Last time we talked I confused it by talking about you know what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 You guys fall for this crap? It's old convos "talking" to you OR two people conversing thinking that the other is the bot. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 This crap is only used when I am totally bored. It's funny when you see the Cleverbot's reactions, but it is also annoying.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 @Horus I find it hard to believe that I'd be hooked up with anyone like that EVERYTIME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apostle of Calamity Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 [b] [color="#999999"][spoiler=My genius][/color][/b] [b] [color="#999999"]User: [/color]You suck. [/b] [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]You like me? [b] [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Uh... No. [/b] [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I don't even like you too. [b] [color="#999999"]User: [/color]You are a computer you cannot like or dislike anything. [/b] [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Yes I am also computer when I talk with you. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Your rhetoric is annoyign. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]No. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Yes it is. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Don't you mean yes I am. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Oh ha ha very funny except your humor is bland and stupid. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]And, how this prove that I'm a robot? [color="#999999"]User: [/color]The fact that the website specifically says I am talking to a robot. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]True can be said for you, you have no proof of any of my actions nor do you have any idea of my multitasking abilities. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]The website heading is all the proof I need and the fact that no human can respond that fast. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]What's your first name? [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Evangeline. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Who gave you that name? [color="#999999"]User: [/color]My boyfriend. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]But I thought I was your boyfriend? [color="#999999"]User: [/color]No you are a computer simulation trying to annoy me and its working. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]But you see I am a person. You are the computer. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Actually you are the computer and I am the person. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Prove it. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]The website heading proves it you bloody twit. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]That's your name! [color="#999999"]User: [/color]No it is not that is the name I designated for you you cobswoggling numnut. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Well, that's news to me. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]I am guessing you watch FOX? [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]You are incorrect. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Then what News do you watch or read? [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]I am Michael Jackson, son of Arathor the Manly-chested. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Oh spare me I may be 17 but I am not stupid. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]You are clever. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]No, your just stupid. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Great! Me too. [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Bye bye you piece of-. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Can you stay for a while? [color="#999999"]User: [/color]Pedophile. [color="#0863bb"]Cleverbot: [/color]Are you? [/spoiler] [/spoiler[/spoiler[[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted September 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 [quote name='Ｈorus' timestamp='1315956706' post='5513043'] You guys fall for this crap? It's old convos "talking" to you OR two people conversing thinking that the other is the bot. :/ [/quote] you're right and wrong I can actually program something like this with a few more functions. being a gamer, programing bots is the sure fire way to level insanely quickly with out doing anything. kind of like stocks where if you get caught your banned but if you don't then you happen to have leveled 10 times without doing anything the next time you log back on. the main point I'm getting at is while your bot is grinding it is very likely you'll get caught if it doesn't speak to anyone and ignores all existence. this is why you program speech recognition, for gamers they start from scratch and they insert their own text based responses through a trigger system that middle school robotics teams can pull of in their vex systems. Normally they would only insert trigger responses like "grinding go away" or "no free items noob." But with good time consumption (which is totally okay for a hardcore gamer to invest their time into) you can make conversations complex, legit and ultimately you the gamer. but for clever bot its getting the help of up to 10,000 different users. that means up to 300,000 transcripts of conversation every month. the bot isn't literally learning on its own from those conversations that's impossible, it doesn't really have the 5 human senses to process these definitions. instead external (and original) programmers are reading these transcripts and allowing or filtering certain things into its programming. Which is why it never remembers your name, because it has very little learn on the spot memory when its programmed by transcript AFTER the programmer has actually read it and processed it. Its short term memory is I think about 300 characters long (knowing after a pretty gay amount of experimenting) in which i totally begged those programmers to make it to 1500 character memory because its just sooooo annoying to talk to. The scary thing though is that clever bot programmers look like they use IP address to recognize who the clever bot is talking to, if the programmers really take the time to do so (this also took some experimentation don't ask me how). btw when you ask clever bot who its mother and father is the people from Hastings seem legit, but its totally inaccurate. its relationship towards you is based on frequency not memory. if you make it hate you by continuously stabbing it or insulting it then you can ask how much it loves you and it'll say not at all. Then you can tell it "I love you" about 10 times while totally disregarding the cleverbots change of topic or usual "I'm a real human" response, and sooner or later receive the response "I love you too." even though it hated you just 5 minutes ago. if you talked to it like a normal human instead a parrot repeating "I love you" over and over again, you're really gonna start to believe that this stupid bot hates you because it'll take to long for it to "like you" if you don't take advantage of its frequency program. totally used to f*** with simpletons oh yeah and lastly because the clever bots responses are based on our transcripts and apparently the programmers are really really lazy at filtering, it is a reflection of the minds of masses. meaning as a whole we're are retarded as that arrogant AI.... also you might hear it say "my name is than" generally because programmers are lazy and they didn't filter out people asking it. "than your name is?" a lot of these answers are from experimentation done by me, and also direct responses from the programmers themselves by e-mail so you can pretty much consider this reliable info. this is also why i was able to direct the thing into convos worthy of homestuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Conversation: User: F*** You. Cleverbot: You are a man. User: No s*** Sherlock. Cleverbot: I'm positive Voldemort is a man. User: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Umbra, that is the best Cleverbot convo I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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