M.B X Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Ninja Facts: - Ninjas can divide by zero - Ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them - When ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down - When it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja - What ever ninjas touch turns to gold - Ninjas do not sleep, they wait. - Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry - Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own.. - Ninjas make onions cry - Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club - Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more. - Bullets dodge ninjas - Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them - Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle - Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time - Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines - Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls - Ninjas created the wheel. Twice. - A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry. - Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves. - In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself. - Ninjas can speak in wingdings. [i]lulz, so what if you were a ninja? o.O[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Quite stupid. Chuck Norris jokes replaced with the word Ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Did somebody say... [img]http://aksg.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/uzumaki_naruto_vector_by_leek128.jpg[/img] *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* *shot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.B X Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 [quote name='Lunar Origin' timestamp='1317161601' post='5544352'] Quite stupid. Chuck Norris jokes replaced with the word Ninja. [/quote] Ninjas are far superior than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 [quote name='M.B X' timestamp='1317161784' post='5544362'] I gathered some facts about them: [/quote] Kamina > Ninjas sorry, try again later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not-so-Radiant Arin Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Wut? I guess I'm a ninja, because I wear.......headbands. I thought we were talking about ninjas in forums...... [img]http://www.deviantart.com/download/122269504/Ninjas_Demotivation_by_ibbolia.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Who is this Ninja person whom invented the internet? I believe Al Gore did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 [quote name='Lunar Origin' timestamp='1317161601' post='5544352'] Quite stupid. Chuck Norris jokes replaced with the word Ninja. [/quote] Actually..... [quote name='M.B X' timestamp='1317161445' post='5544344'] - Ninjas do not sleep, they wait. - Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry - Bullets dodge ninjas - Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle - Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines - Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls - A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry. - In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.[/quote] ....Ninjas could actually pull these off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 This thread would have been funnier if it had been preempted by a similar thread 3 minutes beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtW9SDW4iug Someone was gonna post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 [quote]Ninjas are far superior than him. [/quote] Ninja are far superior [i]to[/i] him, not [i]than[/i]. It worsens my eyesight to see such grammar. I also [b]love [/b]the fact how you edit out your original posts, M. B. X. [color=#e6e6fa][inb4heeditsitagain][/color] ^@ Arma: All could be legitimate except curing cancer, bullet dodging, and the iPod shuffle predictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.B X Posted September 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 [quote][i]lulz, so what if you were a ninja? o.O[/i] [/quote] Hey guys, remember that? Stop Criticizing the thread will you, and stay On Topic kthxbai ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDDRodrigo Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 [img]http://twilightsparkle.bronibooru.mlponies.com/data/6235765457cdf2c2af9b6a38310edafc.jpg[/img] /topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 [img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/267/8/3/little_ninja_rarity_by_vanillecream-d4atg64.png[/img] [/threadx2] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 >_>[color=#FFFFFF]f***ing Ponies![/color] Playing Minesweeper with real mines would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 i actually searched ninjas on google, clicked a dictionary website and it said, "ninjas cannot be found.". damn, they're good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 [quote name='I-dreezyAFG' timestamp='1317166445' post='5544553'] i actually searched ninjas on google, clicked a dictionary website and it said, "ninjas cannot be found.". damn, they're good. [/quote] Winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 [quote name='Tentacruel' timestamp='1317172931' post='5544818'] Winning. [/quote] Correction: Bi-Winning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Ninja's have fire breathing fists, Tiger Blood, and Adonis DNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDDRodrigo Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 [quote name='Raine™' timestamp='1317172978' post='5544821'] Correction: Bi-Winning [/quote] [img]http://www.myepicwin.com/thumber/picture/thumb/get/SWAMSNZQXQB3/large/Charlie-Sheen-BOOM-Winning-Duh-.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 [b] Noun[/b] [b]ninja[/b] ([i]plural[/i] [b][url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ninja#English"]ninja[/url][/b] [i]or[/i] [b][url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ninjas#English"]ninjas[/url][/b])[list=1] [*]([url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/martial_arts"]martial arts[/url]) A person trained primarily in [url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stealth"]stealth[/url], [url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/espionage"]espionage[/url], [url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/assassination"]assassination[/url] and the Japanese martial art of [url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ninjutsu"]ninjutsu[/url]. [*]A Mongolian amateurish private [url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/miner"]miner[/url] (mainly for gold); after the shape of the plastic [url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bowl"]bowls[/url] used to wash metal [url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ore"]ore[/url] with [url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mercury"]mercury[/url], roughly resembling one of the [i][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles"]Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles[/url][/i]. [size=1] [slang) [url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Juggalo"]Juggalo[/url] version of the epithet "[url="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nigga"]nigga[/url]". [i]What up, my [b]ninja[/b]![/i][/size] [/list] Ninjas are awesome...only in fiction...except Naruto... Mighty Morphin Power Rangers had nina powers for beating up foot soldiers. Even though Power Rangers Ninja Storm was absolute garbage, they were ninjas with hang gliders, and giant ninja robots that hide as ordinary things, and that's awesome. The ninjas in the first live-action Ninja Turtles movie were awesome. The best ninjas were on Abarenbo Shogun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Naruto is actually quite awesome. *Shot repeatedly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 [quote name='Tentacruel' timestamp='1317177577' post='5544998'] Naruto is actually quite awesome. *Shot repeatedly* [/quote] SHUN! WATCH GOOD ANIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSeed Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Ninjas didn't evolve from apes, [s]apes evolved from ninjas[/s]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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