Suddenly, this happened (Mecha-Dog Marron)

[Northern Sage]

[img]http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/b/bb/MechaDogMarronDR3-EN-C-UE.jpg[/img]

[quote]When this card is [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyed_by_battle"]destroyed by battle[/url] and [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Send"]sent[/url] to the [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Graveyard"]Graveyard[/url], [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Inflict"]inflict[/url] 1000 [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_damage"]damage[/url] to both players. When this card on the [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Playing_Field"]field[/url] is [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Destroy"]destroyed[/url] and [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Send"]sent[/url] to the [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Graveyard"]Graveyard[/url] except [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyed_by_Battle"]by battle[/url], [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Inflict"]inflict[/url] 1000 [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_damage"]damage[/url] to your opponent.[/quote]
I reached 1000 posts, so here's a card that practically is everything 1000. Even more fittingly, it's one of my oldest favorite cards and hasn't had a topic yet, even though it has been mentioned a lot. And this is what I've been doing in TCG (at least when it comes to topics).
Discuss.

[Sleepy]

I used to think this card was awesome back when it was released.
1000 burn to your opponent or Tribute food.

It lacks speed nowadays (like most cards in the game)


I think tihs actually has some trivia mixed with Mad Dog of Darkness, some vanilla monster with 2000 DEF, and a really small dog that always returned to the Deck when killed.
I always found those card artworks enjoyable to see. Don't know why.

[Just Crouton]

SS with Photon Lead
Inferno Reckless Summon to get 2 more
Limiter Removal
Attack with all 3
End Phase: Opponent loses 3000 Life points
Next turn: Opponent swarms field and kills you

[Sleepy]

Field Spell Card:
When your opponent takes Effect Damage, you gain that amount of Life Points. When a card(s) is destroyed: inflict 800 damage to your opponent per card. If you would take Battle Damage: You can destroy this card instead. If a player takes Effect Damage: you can return this card from your Graveyard to the top of your Deck.

^Now you won't die from it.