TTR~ Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 [quote name='Ongaku Matsuri' timestamp='1324490618' post='5721148'] Sounds like my kind of recess. I miss it so much. :'( But yeah, I discovered masturbation from a rated-R movie, which was funny cause at the time I was at the age of producing sperm. :3 [/quote] Actually, the science book didn't talk about masturbating. I was doing homework and had the book pressed hard against my crotch, then I had an awkward half orgasm. I was tripping out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I punched some kid in the face because he wouldn't STFU. In class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 [quote name='Shard' timestamp='1324496913' post='5721363'] I punched some kid in the face because he wouldn't STFU. In class. [/quote] I did the same thing, just in the stomach. I wanted to punch the teacher as well for giving me detention for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 The point is I just smiled at the teacher afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I was overcome with anger. I couldn't smile at her with the expression she had. >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Not so much embarassing (since I really dont think of any moment like that), but I did accidentally body slam into a reef of clams... with a tube thing to help me swim. Needless to say that didn't end well for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 In 2nd grade, my friend and I would literally RP as Pokemon on these dodgeball courts in the back of the play ground where no one else played. I was always Pikachu and my friend was either my Pokemon trainer or the Pokemon I was battling. We literally went through every gym leader, pretending the dodgeball court was the arena, and we'd literally act out as these Pokemon and like, run at each other and what not, screaming Pokemon moves. I have to say, we were really cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 [quote name='Marisa Kirisame-ze' timestamp='1324518671' post='5722179'] I have to say, we were really cool. [/quote] Good sarcasm there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 [quote name='Marisa Kirisame-ze' timestamp='1324518671' post='5722179'] In 2nd grade, my friend and I would literally RP as Pokemon on these dodgeball courts in the back of the play ground where no one else played. I was always Pikachu and my friend was either my Pokemon trainer or the Pokemon I was battling. We literally went through every gym leader, pretending the dodgeball court was the arena, and we'd literally act out as these Pokemon and like, run at each other and what not, screaming Pokemon moves. I have to say, we were really cool. [/quote] Well at least you were girls. Guys tend to be frowned upon for doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 when i was 5, i asked my mom if mother nature was god's wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 I called the father in the show "My wife and Kids" Brown Daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 [quote name='Coyote Starrk' timestamp='1324755552' post='5727359'] I called the father in the show "My wife and Kids" Brown Daddy. [/quote] was he brown? like middle eastern? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 [quote name='I-dreezyAFG' timestamp='1324763936' post='5727518'] was he brown? like middle eastern? [/quote] He's black. I thought the same for others when I was a kid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 [quote name='Light Υagami' timestamp='1324769457' post='5727615'] He's black. I thought the same for others when I was a kid.... [/quote] I wasn't racist, but I started growing conservative towards blacks as a sophomore in high school when I was thrown down the stairs by a gang. 'Twas not fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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