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[Discussion Thread] YCM Legends Series - January 2012 [Top 4 has been posted!]


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And making his way to the thread...

 

 

 

^That's my theme music btw^

 

America's wonder boy, KING CROUTON!

 

He's got the mic. Let's hear what he has to say.

 

FINALLY, King Crouton...HAS COME BACK TO THIS THREAD! At 6 AM, King Crouton was eating breakfast, not a jar of jelly in sight...at 8 AM, King Crouton was practicing stacking. At 5:30 PM, King Crouton was here in front of the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of King Crouton's fans! Now, Welche. You may be a brand of grape jelly, but all I see...is WHITE TRASH. So watch, from now on, you are Welchetrash. And you'll have to excuse me for using big words cause you see, I come from a highly educated community college. So when I come out to speak to these white trash, I gotta dumb myself down! You see, when King Crouton comes to town, all his hooches come around. And, they all know they don't have to wait for the Earth to rotate on a 47 degree axis so the stars set the sky and create an equalax, so they can see the Big Dipper. No, no, no.

 

Now all you YCM scumbags, all you YCM white trash, who were waiting for Darktrash to duel me, he's not coming, cause he's in an inconvenient time zone. Cause he's afraid of the Limosuine-riding, jet-flyin, kiss-stealin, wheelin-dealin, son of a king! The ladies tell me "ya'know King. Everywhere you go, you're in constant demand!" And I say honey, cause I'm the King of Games. Now, for a lot of you people out there, that's a real hard nut to swallow. A lot of you don't like that. You don't like the PRESTIGE that I have in life. You don't like the notoriety. You DETEST the fact that I've got more castles than most of you have friends. I have a big castle on the nice side of town. I've got life pretty much where I want it. You understand that? You know why? Ha ha! Cause I'm the king. Ha ha! I'M THE KING OF GAMES! Pacman! A local hero out of TCG! He's a big deal, but he's not the king! Ha ha! You understand that? Whirlwindknight! For all you black folks out there, he's a really big dude, but he's not the king! King Crouton is the king! Ha ha! UNDERSTAND? WELCHE! YOU, BURNING SOUL, SGRUGGY, CHIHAYA, JORD200, ALL OF YOU! TAKE A LOOK AT IT! LEARN TO LOVE IT! BECAUSE THIS IS A ROLE MODEL FOR YOU! I'M THE KING! HA HA! THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE IN THIS CARD GAMES OF CARD GAMES! I'M THE KING! ROYAL BADASS! And Welche. Whenever this duel takes place, God only knows, you've got to BEAT. THE. KING! HA HA! ALL HAIL!

In what way am I a local hero? I appreciate it but I dun get it.
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And I say honey, cause I'm the King of Games. Now, for a lot of you people out there, that's a real hard nut to swallow. A lot of you don't like that. You don't like the PRESTIGE that I have in life. You don't like the notoriety. You DETEST the fact that I've got more castles than most of you have friends. I have a big castle on the nice side of town. I've got life pretty much where I want it. You understand that? You know why? Ha ha! Cause I'm the king. Ha ha! I'M THE KING OF GAMES! Pacman! A local hero out of TCG! He's a big deal, but he's not the king! Ha ha! You understand that? Whirlwindknight! For all you black folks out there, he's a really big dude, but he's not the king! King Crouton is the king! Ha ha! UNDERSTAND? WELCHE! YOU, BURNING SOUL, SGRUGGY, CHIHAYA, JORD200, ALL OF YOU! TAKE A LOOK AT IT! LEARN TO LOVE IT! BECAUSE THIS IS A ROLE MODEL FOR YOU! I'M THE KING! HA HA! THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE IN THIS CARD GAMES OF CARD GAMES! I'M THE KING! ROYAL BADASS! And Welche. Whenever this duel takes place, God only knows, you've got to BEAT. THE. KING! HA HA! ALL HAIL!

 

Allow me to reverse your statement upon you in merely 3 words:

 

I. DESTROYED. YOU. And I made sure of the fact that I stomped on your lifeless Hoshinjū like it was the piece of digital cardboard that it was. Hear me now, duelists young and old, for this man makes claims to which he cannot uphold! As I am Rafael, I destroyed not only this falsified King of Games, but I destroyed his dignity and made sure to destroy everything he ever stood for. What difference do your castles make if they are not truly yours to begin with. My complete sieging of your household knew no limit. And I shall prove my dominance once again against Your accomplice, the Mage of Red. And his assortment of 40, which are only as threatening as his weakest, will not stand half the chance you previously fought with. And I shall repeat the words I began with to end this discussion.

 

I. DESTROYED. YOU.

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It's a conspiracy to take down the king! You Little Jimmies are after the throne!

 

I care not for your conspiracies, for my counterclaims are the truth. And as God as my witness, I shall mercilessly tear apart all opposition before me. I will prove my worth as I become the true Champion, a once and future Hero of Legendary Proportion.

 

EDIT: Call me Mr. Glen Jacobs. And embrace your hatred for

your opponents, for only then can you truly succeed.

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