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<p>I wanna do a locals report and today I feel cool enough to do so because I brought spaceships.

I brought spaceships because like I let my black friend borrow malefics because they don't have the Shards of Greed or DDV yet. also we were at this basketball game and we was like "OMG you should totally bring spaceshits to locals for shits and giggles" and I was like "YEAAAAAH!!!" so I did.

When I got there, there was like 2 people and I watched DW vs Plants which was funny because DDV raped and s***. then I realized I didn't have entry fee but I whipped out my credit card and it worked and I got entered and I was like yay. So I wait and s*** and then my friend Russell shows up and I ask him if I can borrow his Chaos deck for staples and s***. so my Spaceship deck came out like this:
3 Blue Thunder T-45
2 Lord British
2 Victory Viper
3 Jade Knight
1 Cyber Eltanin
1 Sangan
2 Shining Angel
1 Gorz
1 Honest
1 Effect Veiler

1 Book of Moon
3 Creature Swap
1 Dark Hole
3 Enemy Controller
1 Heavy Storm
1 Limiter Removal
1 Monster Reborn
2 Mystical Space Typhoon
2 Shrink
1 United We Stand

2 Call of the Haunted
2 Lumenize
1 Mirror Force
1 Torrential Tribute
1 Trap Dustshoot

1 Stardust Dragon
1 Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier

2 Spirit Reaper
1 Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning
2 Tragoedia
2 Caius
1 Chaos Sorcerer
1 Mystical Space Typhoon
1 Kycoo, the GHost Destroyer
1 D.D. Crow
1 Shard of Greed
^ side deck

So like then we got pairings and I dueled.

round 1: Me vs. Gishki person
like game 1 he drops the one commandant for ritual cards, and then I'm like oh s*** he gonna use Salvage, but then he passes. I play Jade Knight, kick his ass and stuff, and then when he finally gets the Avarice dude, I Creature Swap a Jade Knight and then like I beat him down and s***, OTKing with Victory Viper and United We Stand. his hand was ass.

game 2 he sets Erial, and I knew it was Erial. so what I do is set Jade Knight, pass. he does nothing, so I Creature Swap Jade Knight, then summon Blue Thunder, and do massive damage which was cool. he summons gishki chain, attempts to attack, but I lumenize, and I remember playing Trishula that game so I must have normal summoned Effect Veiler and then he got boned and I won.

and that was really gay and we waited a whole hour before the next game, so it was like 1 pm and s***. Then I get paired with this guy named Angel who has been topping regularly and he's really rich and could afford Inzektors and I'm like oh f***. Russell tells me I'ma win, and then I flip him off.

round 2: Me vs Angel (Inzektor)
so like I win the die roll and normal summon jade knight. I thought he was playing Plants like he was the week before, but I was heavily startled when he summoned Dragonfly. I get shocked and drop veiler on it. he sets face downs, though I never figure out what they are. so like ram, and then I play it cool. I realize he isn't drawing s***, so I'm beating him down with Lord British. then like I get MST'd but it hit Call so I was like lol and bring back Jade Knight and feel like a pro and win because he couldn't draw s***.

game 2 we both top deck Dustshoot. but my dustshoot was more cool because it hit Hornet, and he had to send back Victory Viper. and then like he is being a queer and sets Dragonfly, I thought it was sangan and tried to attack with a Blue Thunder, and then I'm like oh s***, w/e attack with lord british and play E-Con and then like he plays fiendish chain and then I poker face. so next turn he normal summons another dragonfly, and makes zenmaines, and sacks my british. now I'm being all cool because next turn I normal summon another Blue Thunder, and take out 2 materials. I forget how I beat zenmaines out of the picture, but I'm pretty sure he either dark hole'd or I used another E-con, which wouldn't make sense since I remember beating him because I had Jade Knight and British Tokens, but that could have been the game before. but like yeah the dude next to him is all "hey man why don't you use this?" and he says "because Jade Knight" and then I smirk because it was probably torrential.

so I win 2-0

Though I realize nobody important was watching that game, and so I left the store to go to Subways next door and I'm like "hey foo I beat Inzektors with spaceships, ujelly?" and then the dudes who were hanging out there were like "lol". so I go back and forth from the card shop and local eateries that yugimonz players are hiding in because the card shop is too god damn small. and I swear I don't know why I have to wait so god damn long in between games, but the judge was playing something on his iPad so I assume he wasn't paying attention to s***. Then I get paired with this dude who plays Hero, which I found ironic because while I was waiting I dueled a friend who played Heroes, and we had an even match-up, and I'm like "if I play Heroes I'm f***ed".  Though I realize this guy is noobish because of the sleeves he uses.
round 3: me vs Hero n****r

Game 1 he sets Ocean and Torrential. I normal summon Blue Thunder, he has to read it and then flips TT, and I'm like lol. but then he normal summons TKRO and I summon British, but I try to be smart ass and just sit on a british. this was dumb because he then did super poly and I couldn't recover so I die.

game 2 I side in chaos s***, so like I take out the Victory Vipers (you know I can't really tell when I'm beating down with viper or
British, they are like, the same s***). for 2 Spirit Reaper and a veiler for BLS. This game was sexy because like, he makes 2 The Shinings, and he crashes into Jade Knight and then I drop Gorz and I'm like lol 3500 token. so then I normal summon Shining Angel and Creature Swap and then I do massive Damage for game.

game 3 he didn't make as many big beaters, but he played Snowman eater and I was like oh s*** I'm boned. but I played around it, forced him to flip it, and he uses Poly to make Absolute Zero and I'm like lol wtf. so he gets confident, but like always I creature Swap s***, but this time I drop BLS and double attack and grab Honest and holy s*** it was funny.

so I win 2-1

and after this I realize nobody is giving me attention because I'm an attention whore and then I'm all like "HOES I'MA MAKE IT TO THE TOP 2 AND LOSE TO INZEKTOR NIGGAS!" and then people were like "lol" but I was talking to some people about trades and it got really cool because I got supporters and then this dude was making a joey wheeler.dek and we got s*** for him and it was so god damn funny because it reminded me of goat control, only with Red-Eyes, and Alligator's Sword. though the wait here was about the longest, since it was only until like 5 pm did round 4 start. but now its like, top 4 and I'm paired with this rich kid named Victor who was playing DW. naturally the game got a lot of attention, especially when he realized what I was playing.

round 4: me vs Victor (DW)
game 1: I'm shitting bricks, but all he does is act like a pussy and set s***. I realize he isn't playing Heavy Storm, so I could set a lot, and I play British. He has like no outs because the moment he does I play shrink and his s*** goes down and I pop his backrow and he gets mad because he can't chain. and because of reckless greed he can't really draw so he gets stuck, and I'm just wooping ass with Jade Knight. he does get successful summon, but I torrential, then he lols but realizes that Jade Knight protects my s***, and is all like /srs.  it gets climatic during his turn, but he has no monster outs and can't stop my monsters with his dark smogs I assume and he scoops.

game 2: I side in like, Kycoo, Chaos Sorc, D.D. Crow, 1 Shard of Greed and take out the vipers and some other n****r s*** I think it was e-con and shrinks because they didn't help much. anyway he gets successful dustshoot, but has to return Blue Thunder. normal summon a Jade Knight or some s***, can't really remember but I know I got even advantage and he managed to drop Grapha using dark smog, but I d.d. crow it. actually now that I think about it he probably used dustshoot the game previous, since it would make more sense cuz I had Sorc and Kycoo this time. anyway my spaceship gets popped, and he pokes with Beige. I summon Kycoo, banish s***, people get mad, I feel cool. he tries to reckless greed, then does Gate, but I remind him of kycoo. he is like "oh f***". then he is forced to summon Raven and drop Snoww, and kills my kycoo and searches another snoww. I successfully summon Chaos Sorc, banish his s***, and normal summon a Jade Knight, he flips TT, and my jade knight is safe. he tries to use Gate next turn, but I flip MST, and he flips SJ, putting him down to 3000 or something.  Snoww is dropped, searches Grapha. then he is forced to drop Grapha next turn on Jade Knight to stop massive damage. he can't do anything though because now he can't draw cuz of reckless greed and then I'm all like lol and he had like 1000 lp or something like that so I just attack with my spaceshits and play Limiter Removal for shits and giggles.
2-0
or something like that idk it was pretty funny. But now everyone is surprised and like "lol wtf" because I made it to finals with Spaceships. There was this one dude in particular who was getting really mad at Dark Worlds because they so auto-pilot, so he starts laughing histerically because I beat DW s*** 2-0. then other people start asking me how much the deck cost, and I was like "$20" and then I started promoting the idea of creating an army of spaceship players. but this idea is dumb but sounded cool. Anyway the finals start immediately afterwards, so I have no time to side out my s***.

Round 5: me vs. Inzektor dude
game 1 I like successfully kill Hornet with D.D. Crow, but he finds it suspicious that I had that in the main. anyway I'm almost going for game with Victory Viper and United We Stand and Chaos Sorc to run over his Giga-mantis'd inzektor shits. but then he successfully drops the nuts of like Call of the Haunted and Monster and Reborn and I get anally raped by giant inzektor swarm, and besides I only had 800 lp so i don't know he did that.

game 2 I go first, but realize s*** I didn't want in there was there, like Shard of Greed. so at this point I gave up on the duel and just became passive. and like I lose because of Zenmaines being impenetrable and I draw ass because MST, E-Con, and Honest being my only shits doesn't give me field control.

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but w/e made it into the top 2 with spaceshits, and then I get the 2nd place prize which was 3 ORCS packs, and in those packs I got a Shark, Dragonfly, and Dark Mist. Angel happened to be looking for Shark, so I traded it for Invoker and a rare DDV, which was kinda cool because now I can Iron Chain. But now people are mad at him because he was supposed to save the invoker for a friend of mine who needed it for X-Sabers. But thats okay because I gave him 2 Gold Rare Icarus Attack for free so he can suck my dick or something.

tl;dr I beat Inzektors, Gishki, DW, and Heroes and make it to top 2 with Spaceships, and I get stuff for Iron Chains and Malefics.
Edit: upon reading this I noticed how many times I said the word s***. lol

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3 Blue Thunder T-45
2 Lord British
2 Victory Viper
3 Jade Knight
1 Cyber Eltanin
1 Sangan
2 Shining Angel
1 Gorz
1 Honest
1 Effect Veiler

1 Book of Moon
3 Creature Swap
1 Dark Hole
3 Enemy Controller
1 Heavy Storm
1 Limiter Removal
1 Monster Reborn
2 Mystical Space Typhoon
2 Shrink
1 United We Stand

2 Call of the Haunted
2 Lumenize
1 Mirror Force
1 Torrential Tribute
1 Trap Dustshoot

1 Stardust Dragon
1 Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier

2 Spirit Reaper
1 Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning
2 Tragoedia
2 Caius
1 Chaos Sorcerer
1 Mystical Space Typhoon
1 Kycoo, the GHost Destroyer
1 D.D. Crow
1 Shard of Greed

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[quote name='Avivia H. Caiba' timestamp='1327814150' post='5786912']
Dude stop using gay as an insult.
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Just ignore when he says thigns like that as Dun implied and... Mage made more awkward

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[quote]Then I get paired with this guy named [b]Angel [/b]who has been topping regularly and he's really rich and could afford Inzektors and I'm like oh f***. Russell tells me I'ma win, and then I flip him off.[/quote]

[quote]so I win 2-0[/quote]

[img]http://www.konami.com/yugioh/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Angel-Flores-T8.jpg[/img]

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