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Rigor Mortis, lack of ability to protect itself from anything even the wind. It'd be over by the time you finished a few raids in WoW or something. A Zombie Apocalypse isn't possible without changing the definition of what a Zombie is (or just changing it to the slang use).

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Zombie apocalypses are actually possible, assuming there's some random thing out there that infects us all.

Technically, even that's not unlikely. There's a fungus that basically takes controls of ants and zombifies them. After brainwashing them and forcing them to walk to a good spot, the fungus bursts out of the ant's head and starts to release spores. A bit like this:

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Were it to evolve sometime in the distant future to infect humans, well, we're a little screwed.

But most zombie apocalypses aren't really that bad or last for long. Earth's natural defences of ice ages, human warfare, the natural world, the retarded weather everywhere, ridiculously harsh environments, natural hazards etc.

Oh, and the fact that 70% of the world is water.

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Well my manager where I volunteer has decided all her volunteers will be her minions.

I'm trying to remember the documentary I saw on Zombies, I think in the end they concluded it could never happen, cannot remember why (curse my memory)

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[quote name='.Rai' timestamp='1338319204' post='5948885']
Were it to evolve sometime in the distant future to infect humans, well, we're a little screwed.[/quote]

Why would a brainjacking fungus make us mindless cannibalistic killing machines?

If you haven't noticed, the only thing that the brainwashed insects actually [i]do [/i]is commit elaborate suicide. The fungus' purpose is to spread spores, and it does that by getting [i]itself [/i]eaten, not eating other things.

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  • 3 weeks later...

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wow great reffence lolz

my dad heard about this though a guy he knows at his work place now he brings up it and how we should be prepared

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY BRO

SCREW ROBOT UPRISING AND ZOMBIES MUNCHING ON ME LIKE I WAS A BIG MAC !

he actually wanted me to google "how to make homemade grenades"

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In case of a zombie apocolypse, I am going to block off a major highway, wire it with hidden tnt to explode (restone of course). Then I will make people bring me soda to let them through the road... Im not sur eif it is possible or not, beter be prepared and have fun doing it
as well as capitalizing on map of the dead (http://www.mapofthedead.com)

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