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[quote name='Darkplant - VENOM' timestamp='1341807315' post='5971366']
I honestly think Friday is okay for a name. Smelly Head isn't. Same thing as what Admiral Tim said.

But, research shows that people with normal names (Michael, John, David, Alex, etc.) are more likely to suceed in their careers.
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Yes, but normal names are so boring. Think of it like this. If you had a choice, would you rather be a normal-named, bland, boring, generic person who will eventually kill yourself, or a fun, smart, creative person with a cool name who would never kill themselves?

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[quote name='Sky Puppy' timestamp='1341814802' post='5971486']
Yes, but normal names are so boring. Think of it like this. If you had a choice, would you rather be a normal-named, bland, boring, generic person who will eventually kill yourself, or a fun, smart, creative person with a cool name who would never kill themselves?
[/quote]Honestly, if someone committed suicide because he was named Michael, something was obviously wrong with him.

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[quote name='Sky Puppy' timestamp='1341814802' post='5971486']
Yes, but normal names are so boring. Think of it like this. If you had a choice, would you rather be a normal-named, bland, boring, generic person who will eventually kill yourself, or a fun, smart, creative person with a cool name who would never kill themselves?
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As a percentage of all people sharing their names, I imagine more Smelly Heads commit suicide than Michaels.

I'm guessing, but...

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[quote name='Majestic Star Bahamut' timestamp='1341837880' post='5971683']

As a percentage of all people sharing their names, I imagine more Smelly Heads commit suicide than Michaels.

I'm guessing, but...
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You do realize he said cool names, right?
Smelly Head is not a cool name.

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[quote name='Death Penguin' timestamp='1341852571' post='5971907']
You do realize he said cool names, right?
Smelly Head is not a cool name.
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(shrugs) I just used the two names that were already in use through in the thread as a 'normal' one and a 'obscure' one.

You do realise that he was implying your given name has a direct effect on your entire personality and that people with common names will probably kill themselves because of it, such stupid comments should be derided and mocked. Although having such a stupid name would of course affect your personality... in that you'd be scared for life.

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[quote name='Sky Puppy' timestamp='1341814802' post='5971486']
Yes, but normal names are so boring. Think of it like this. If you had a choice, would you rather be a normal-named, bland, boring, generic person who will eventually kill yourself, or a fun, smart, creative person with a cool name who would never kill themselves?
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So you're saying that a person with a normal, "boring" name cannot be fun, smart or creative?

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[quote name='Sky Puppy' timestamp='1341814802' post='5971486']
Yes, but normal names are so boring. Think of it like this. If you had a choice, would you rather be a normal-named, bland, boring, generic person who will eventually kill yourself, or a fun, smart, creative person with a cool name who would never kill themselves?
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.........*flips desk*

I'm speechless....this is just completely unfounded and ridiculous.

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[quote name='Majestic Star Bahamut' timestamp='1341781727' post='5970855']
Can't we just ban idiots from breeding?
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I really wanted a great big family, though...

Also, apparently "@" is an illegal Japanese name. Just so any of you future travelers know. ;D

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[quote name='Zanda Panda' timestamp='1341867600' post='5972203']
So you're saying that a person with a normal, "boring" name cannot be fun, smart or creative?
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I named my kid Sir Brotsworth Carnegis the Second.
But he seems mentally retarded.
Why? I gave him a creative name!

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[quote name='Queen Maphotika' timestamp='1341777121' post='5970788']
List of names I want banned.
Shaquetha
Bon'Qui Qui
Shenene
Latonya
Latoya
Laquesha
Latifah
Shaniqua
Rohandra
Bon'Quisha
Bonifa
Mo'Nique
La'Treece
De'Lanice
AND ANY OF THOSE STUPID CREOLE NAMES THAT EVERY SINGLE BLACK GIRL IN MY SCHOOL IS NAMED AFTER!

Oh and if you name your daughter Sandra. I will personally kill you.
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I'm pretty sure you forgot one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8
Any name that has an apostrophe in it is just a NO in general.

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Friday is a silly name to ban. Suppose that comes from me being an Addams Family (Wednesday) and DragonFable Fan (they have a NPC called Thursday).

Some of them you can just tell the child would be bullied for the names given.

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[quote name='Queen Maphotika' timestamp='1341777121' post='5970788']
List of names I want banned.
Shaquetha
Bon'Qui Qui
Shenene
Latonya
Latoya
Laquesha
Latifah
Shaniqua
Rohandra
Bon'Quisha
Bonifa
Mo'Nique
La'Treece
De'Lanice
AND ANY OF THOSE STUPID CREOLE NAMES THAT EVERY SINGLE BLACK GIRL IN MY SCHOOL IS NAMED AFTER!

Oh and if you name your daughter Sandra. I will personally kill you.
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What's wrong with Sandra? It's a nice name. A name I want banned is Sha'Liqua. My black neighbors named their Asian child Sha'Liqua. Poor girl... She's had to endure 13 years of bullying for being Asian and having a mixed name: Sha'Liqua Michelle Chang. And my [s]gay couple[/s] Eskimo neighbors named their lndian boy Habeeb. Poor kid's never going to understand women. He thinks he should be dating men. That one should be banned too. (I live in an ethnically diverse neighborhood. The only white people are me and my family, and the Atheist woman-hating neighbor who swears at you while you play songs sung by women in your car. I really want to move out of my neighborhood.)

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[quote name='Yin' timestamp='1342111575' post='5975477']
Friday is a silly name to ban. Suppose that comes from me being an Addams Family (Wednesday) and DragonFable Fan (they have a NPC called Thursday).

Some of them you can just tell the child would be bullied for the names given.
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Man Friday was made out to be an essentially inferior human, so there's gonna be some teasing and ridicule over that.

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[quote name='The Sky Emperor' timestamp='1342217489' post='5976886']
The agonist? Uh, what exactly is that? But yeah, I hate my neighborhood. I mean, I enjoy playing video games with Sha'Liqua, but... Still.
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The Agonist is a metal band. With a female vocalist that can do vocals as well as a man. And when I mean vocals, I mean the growls, shrieks, etc. The only way you can tell it's her is when she does her clean vocals.

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