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Bad Card Beatdown #02 - Two-Pronged Attack


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[quote name='Stone Cold Loki' timestamp='1352872507' post='6069052']
Y'all are blind with naivety.

>Sacrifice 2 Scapegoat tokens to destroy your opponent's massive creature
>Sacrifice 2 Zombies to destroy creature, then bring Zombies back

There's always a good use for a "Bad" card.
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Scapegoat's fairly eh, and is much better used on a Naturia Synchro if anything. That's an awful use, and is STILL only a +0.

You seem to think Zombies focus on +1 reviving, as a whole. They don't. They convert hand advantage to field advantage. Even then, with Goblin Zombies, it's still only a +0.

Card is absolutely awful. So, shut up Thar.

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[quote name='Reborn Black' timestamp='1352872743' post='6069055']
You seem to think Zombies focus on +1 reviving, as a whole. They don't. They convert hand advantage to field advantage. Even then, with Goblin Zombies, it's still only a +0.
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>Call of the Haunted
>If circumstances are met, direct attack with revived monster
>If not, still have Zombie to half the price, despite weakness of Trap card

[quote name='Reborn Black' timestamp='1352872743' post='6069055']
Card is absolutely awful. So, shut up Thar.
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Make me. Besides, if you look at it relatively to its time, it's value proves more than people make it out to be. Plus the way you use "bad" cards determine just how worthy you are of even touching a Yu-Gi-Oh card nowadays.

You kids and your Xyzs and Special Summon spamming...

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[quote name='Stone Cold Loki' timestamp='1352873150' post='6069057']
>Call of the Haunted
>If circumstances are met, direct attack with revived monster
>If not, still have Zombie to half the price, despite weakness of Trap card

Make me. Besides, if you look at it relatively to its time, it's value proves more than people make it out to be. Plus the way you use "bad" cards determine just how worthy you are of even touching a Yu-Gi-Oh card nowadays.

You kids and your Xyzs and Special Summon spamming...
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You're not making a point. Call of the Haunted is a fairly vulnerable card and in no way circumvents the -2 nature of this card.

It was bad when the game came out because there were even less ways to use it properly.

Also, Chain Dog, Fabled Unicore, and [url=http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Haze_Beast_Basilicock]Clucky the Giant Chicken[/url] would like a word with you.

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[quote name='Reborn Black' timestamp='1352873327' post='6069060']
Also, Chain Dog, Fabled Unicore, and [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Haze_Beast_Basilicock"]Clucky the Giant Chicken[/url] would like a word with you.
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Gross. Just the presence of Xyzs makes for an overrated card game. Just group two creatures together and BAM!, out it comes to break the game completely. And then comes the detach effects: creatures meant to be sacrifices just hand-picked to take a place on the field once again, all like "whaddup? we jus' brought out a f*ckin' Xyz, noob! whaddya gon' do abou' i'?"

Old wine. Sticking to the past and b*tching about how easy we have it nowadays.

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[quote name='Stone Cold Loki' timestamp='1352873807' post='6069067']
Old wine. Sticking to the past and b*tching about how easy we have it nowadays.
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If that's actually how you think then leave TCG section now because this thinking will get you nothing but people pointing out how retarded your thinking is.
Mainly because the way you think is retarded.

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[quote name='Stone Cold Loki' timestamp='1352873150' post='6069057']
>Call of the Haunted
>If circumstances are met, direct attack with revived monster
>If not, still have Zombie to half the price, despite weakness of Trap card



Make me. Besides, if you look at it relatively to its time, it's value proves more than people make it out to be. Plus the way you use "bad" cards determine just how worthy you are of even touching a Yu-Gi-Oh card nowadays.

You kids and your Xyzs and Special Summon spamming...
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Seriously, shut the f*** up.

Oh and, if you actually paid attention to what was said earlier by myself, you'd realise that this was shite even when it was first introduced. The worst removal before this was in Trap Hole and Fissure, and guess what became format f***ing staples! Not this card!

Your mentality is what ruins playerbases so goddamn much. You basically whine by saying "THINGS CHANGE!" All I have to say is tough s*** and if you don't like it then leave, and please never come back.

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[quote name='Reborn Black' timestamp='1352873327' post='6069060']
[url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Haze_Beast_Basilicock"]Clucky the Giant Chicken[/url]
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This is my new name for that card.

Funnily enough, I thought of the Platypus when I saw this card. But then, there are about 1000 other, better, easier ways of triggering their effects.

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[quote name='Meta~' timestamp='1352879829' post='6069120']
If that's actually how you think then leave TCG section now because this thinking will get you nothing but people pointing out how retarded your thinking is.
Mainly because the way you think is retarded.
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So a forum that prompts people to post their opinions about a certain card is now only a place for people to bash those who share a different opinion. Seems legit.

[quote name='Chris' timestamp='1352881689' post='6069126']
Seriously, shut the f*** up.
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I can talk whenever I want.

[quote name='Chris' timestamp='1352881689' post='6069126']
Oh and, if you actually paid attention to what was said earlier by myself, you'd realise that this was shite even when it was first introduced. The worst removal before this was in Trap Hole and Fissure, and guess what became format f***ing staples! Not this card!
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Doesn't make it worthless. While everyone just used it as coasters for their drinks, I actually found ways to make its "ridiculous" price well suited. If you find it stupid, then that's not my problem, buddy.

[quote name='Chris' timestamp='1352881689' post='6069126']
Your mentality is what ruins playerbases so goddamn much. You basically whine by saying "THINGS CHANGE!" All I have to say is tough s*** and if you don't like it then leave, and please never come back.
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I never said I didn't like it. In fact, keep doing it. I love it. It exercises my mentality as well as my tolerance for harsh criticism.

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[quote name='Chris' timestamp='1352903119' post='6069273']
ITT: You can make Two-Pronged Attack's ridiculous cost mitigatable.
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Some people use a grunt-popping tactic that it can be used for. You'd have to time it right, but in late-game, if your opponent has a big creature out, then it's as good as gone at the price of two of your grunts. And who knows - you might have some left to bring one of your big creatures out and finish the duel. It's an option.

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Ok...

Have you ever heard of any of these cards:

Dimensional Prison
Bottomless Trap Hole
Widespread Ruin
Sakuretsu Armor
Mirror Force
Torrential Tribute
Needle Ceiling
Raigeki Break
Karma Cut
Nordic Relic Laevateinn
Liberty at Last!
Icy Crevasse
Blast with Chain

And that's only the normal traps that can get rid of monsters!

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I have heard of them, but that's irrelevant. If we're talking about JUST the card at hand, then it's about how THAT particular card can be useful, not how it's just wiped away in the dust from more viable cards like those you listed. That's just ignorant. It's like posting a topic on historic world leaders and bringing up today's political problems rather than WHAT MADE SAID WORLD LEADER GREAT at the time despite their flaws.

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[quote name='Chris' timestamp='1352905279' post='6069311']
Ok, I thought I'd seen some dumb things from people like Shard, kingdom Neos, the like...

But holy f***, that has to be the single dumbest thing I have ever read.
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Why? Because you don't agree?

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No.

[quote name='Stone Cold Loki' timestamp='1352905151' post='6069306']
I have heard of them, but that's irrelevant. If we're talking about JUST the card at hand, then it's about how THAT particular card can be useful, not how it's just wiped away in the dust from more viable cards like those you listed. [b]That's just ignorant[/b]. It's like posting a topic on historic world leaders and bringing up today's political problems rather than WHAT MADE SAID WORLD LEADER GREAT at the time despite their flaws.
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Because of the bolded part.

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There is no reason, no logical reason, for anyone to run Two-Pronged Attack. It costs 2 of your own monsters to perform a simple task of getting rid of 1 of the opponent's monsters, that can be accomplished with far less setup and damage to your own field advantage in cards like Compulsory Evacuation/Escape Device, Raigeki Break, Phoenix Wing Wind Blast, etc.

You cost yourself 3 cards total on the field to destroy 1 enemy monster, and that's why Two-Pronged Attack is a bad card to play.

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[quote name='Stone Cold Loki' timestamp='1352909025' post='6069353']
I'm just saying. While the price makes the card appear unviable at first glance, there are ways that you can make it useful. So sue me for having bad execution on the matter.
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Except that is completely wrong. Anything this can do is outclassed by a slew of other cards.

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[quote name='Reborn Black' timestamp='1352909110' post='6069354']
Except that is completely wrong. Anything this can do is outclassed by a slew of other cards.
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Then why not just make a topic on those cards instead? Why not just say "ermergerd deez cardz er SOOOOO much bettr den utter cerds out thayr"?

I'm mentioning these ways to make it work because I've actually MADE IT WORK back when I actually played the game IRL. So IMO I don't see any reason to bash it.

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[quote name='Stone Cold Loki' timestamp='1352909691' post='6069360']
Then why not just make a topic on those cards instead? Why not just say "ermergerd deez cardz er SOOOOO much bettr den utter cerds out thayr"?

I'm mentioning these ways to make it work because I've actually MADE IT WORK back when I actually played the game IRL. So IMO I don't see any reason to bash it.
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[quote name='Chris' timestamp='1352827197' post='6068284']
Cards like this are so bad they're not even worth posting.

They generate no discussion and will wholly consist of worthless statements and/or spam.
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