Alice Moonflowyr Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 Read title. For me it'd probably have to be: "Duuuuuude, I like your shirt. CSI is awesome bro." I was wearing a Firefly shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictorSempra Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 "Nice shirt. I'll buy it from you for five bucks. No? Ten bucks?" On a public bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~NOiSE~ Posted November 25, 2012 Report Share Posted November 25, 2012 "I think you're cute." I wasn't used to hearing things like that at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medivh Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 "That's MY screwed-up journal!" This was after me finding the journal of an Emo person at camp full of hexes and the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerion Brightflame Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 'Snorlax... I choose you.' Back a couple of years ago when I was really fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 "You're really hot." From a dude. At Church. How do I respond to compliments again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//Zeromaru// Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 An old man in a bar once tried to convince me that my house isn't a Victorian semi-detached. I tried to tell him that I knew what my house was; even when the guy who used to clean my windows was backing me up this strange old man still didn't believe me. Needless to say it was a strange conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 This old man once went up to me and said "I'm a duck. QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK." He sustained each "quack" for about ten seconds before proceeding to laugh hysterically and limp away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 "You know how people talk under their breath, I think that guy was muttering gun" - guy at park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synchronized Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 [quote name='Mihails Tāls' timestamp='1353946034' post='6078353'] This old man once went up to me and said "I'm a duck. QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK." He sustained each "quack" for about ten seconds before proceeding to laugh hysterically and limp away. [/quote] Been meaning to apologize for that, I was totally high. OT: Not really sure. I work at Walgreens so the weirdness always increases. Just yesterday a lady bought a carriage full of small Christmas candies and decided to return almost all of it, which made me want to break things. Lots of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeguBrit Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 "You wanna buy my watch? It'll cost £20 if you do, but it's worth it!" Funniest thing is, this guy reached in to his bag and brought out a camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 When I was a kid, I was at Wal-Mart with my parents. We were in the power tools section, where I found this fat old man with a large white beard wearing red long johns and red trousers with suspenders, and he greeted me by name. It was mid-summer btw, nowhere near Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut - Envoy of the End Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 "Make love to me young sir." Or did I just dream that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 This was said to me when I walked onto the school bus and sat next to a young lad. He was silent for about 5 minutes and I hadn't really payed attention to him. It was then when he tapped me on the shoulder and uttered, "When my tongue is in your mouth, we are brothers." This boy was in first grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 [quote name='Shradow' timestamp='1353952159' post='6078406'] When I was a kid, I was at Wal-Mart with my parents. We were in the power tools section, where I found this fat old man with a large white beard wearing red long johns and red trousers with suspenders, and he greeted me by name. It was mid-summer btw, nowhere near Christmas. [/quote] Uh, that's a couple of warning bells right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 I was walking and some bike rider yelled at me "watch where you're f**king going" For me this was creepy because the guy was wearing one of those black ski masks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gαr Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 I was just derping around and this random woman just walks up to me and says, "Hey, um...I think you're sexy." and walked away. She was high by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Good Lord 0-o Some of you people have downright traumatizing stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 A skinhead hobo once told me to always watch my wallet around black people and to not trust Jews. Coincidentally, one of the people I was with was black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 "You're not real" is what a group of three punks said to me as they followed me in school during lunch the Friday before Thanksgiving break. -__- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 An old lady telling me "if you don't get out of my way, I'll f***ing bang you" in the strongest Yorkshire accent. an OLD LADY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 [quote name='Lujan Solo' timestamp='1353994481' post='6079024'] A skinhead hobo once told me to always watch my wallet around black people and to not trust Jews. Coincidentally, one of the people I was with was black. [/quote] It wasn't a coincidence bro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerion Brightflame Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Welp, my last one got taken over today. A man sprinted naked after a train at the platform, wearing a top hat, screaming at the top of his lungs. "Lock up your daughters, and hide the cheese, the French are coming to take your Knees." And apparently according to a Police report one of my friends dad got about it, the guy was negative for drugs, Alchohol and was in perfect health... I'm scared by town now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 [quote name='Archbaron Barthandelus' timestamp='1354139436' post='6080425'] Welp, my last one got taken over today. A man sprinted naked after a train at the platform, wearing a top hat, screaming at the top of his lungs. "Lock up your daughters, and hide the cheese, the French are coming to take your Knees." And apparently according to a Police report one of my friends dad got about it, the guy was negative for drugs, Alchohol and was in perfect health... I'm scared by town now. [/quote] ...Wwwwwhat. WWWWWWWWHAT?! ... Hey, that's kinda catchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 This one chick-who I greatly dislike for her annoying personality-asked me if I was bisexual cause her friend was gay. So close to smacking the sh*t out of her for two reasons. 1. She was annoying. 2. She asked me a stupid question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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