Spell Shattering Arrow

[Toffee.]

Totally not because of today's date/Not getting a head start at 2:30(ish) in a morning

Destroy all face-up Spell Cards your opponent controls, and if you do, inflict 500 damage to your opponent for each.

Best tech against Fire Fists, IMO

[b0b3rt]

Fairy Wind is better because it also hits traps.  Overworked is better because it hits their monsters instead.  This hits Sams, but that's about all it's got.

[Zeppeli Gyro Supreme]

This also hits Madolches, but they usually have Starlight Road.

[-Berserker-]

I prefer Fairy Wind, since the incident I chained it to Backs to the Wall.

This could work against Sams.

[evilfusion]

Amusing to chain against MST.

 

I used to really like it, but it's a bit too conditional nowadays aside from being a tech.

[Sora1499]

Is that a pony in the artwork?

[Zeppeli Gyro Supreme]

Is that a pony in the artwork?

Yes, but that's not the original artwork if that's what you were getting at.

[Toffee.]

I edited it, just for gits and shiggles, yes.

I used to really like it, but it's a bit too conditional nowadays aside from being a tech.

Techs are fun, though.
Even the obscure ones ;)

[Agro]

It's only a tech.

 

You shouldn't need to side this against Fire Fists.

 

...actually, you shouldn't side much if anything against Fire Fists, there's really no need.

[newhat]

...actually, you shouldn't side much if anything against Fire Fists, there's really no need.

but they're real good and stuff

 

This is a fantastic card that demonstrates how burn can be useful.

[Agro]

but they're real good and stuff

They're overrated in the TCG by a long shot.

 

Bear engine is good. Rest is mediocre.

 

You should know exactly what's going to happen versus Fire Fists and you should be able to easily read about every play they make.

 

I legitimately don't believe they're a bad matchup for any meta deck deck bar maybe Rabbit.

[Toffee.]

Alright, Valentines Day is over, so this joke-topic served its purpose =D