Fh-Fh Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 You will need: (1) High power of authority (President, King, etc.)(2) A reason (3) A cover (telling the citizens you are "expanding the country" or something like that)(4) Your country's loyalty (5) Stong Army(6) Nukes Step 1: Aim for the weakest country closest to you and share thier land and army.Step 2: Aim for the second weakest, closest country. Put army bases and forts thier, telling them that it is for thier protection. Have the president of that country assasinated. Deny everything.Step 3: South America/Africa (flip a coin). You may lose your country's loyalty. Assasinate any government oficials that get in your way. WARNING: When taking over South America, watch out for the U.S.Step 4: Europe. Bombs away. (Don't forget Russia and watch out for China).Step 5: Northern Africa/Southern Europe/Southern Asia. You know the place.Step 6: Probably the hardest part. China/North Korea/ Japan.Use all the country's armies that you have. Bomb if nessecary.Step 7: Eliminate any form of rebellion. This may not work. I have only done it once. P.S. This is like Lord Sheogoroth's "How to 'Rip'" Thread. It is a joke. But it is half serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachy_syko Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Us Aussies won't go down. We got a giant rock in our desert and a bunch of other useless landmarks for defence. Not to mention an army of bogans armed with thongs and beers. Pfft. Good luck invading us! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffer Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 never uderstood the purpose of useless land marks And now I know cool! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 thanks, i'll try doing this after lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 You will need: (1) High power of authority (President' date=' King, etc.)(2) A reason (3) A cover (telling the citizens you are "expanding the country" or something like that)(4) Your country's loyalty (5) Stong Army(6) Nukes Step 1: Aim for the weakest country closest to you and share thier land and army.Step 2: Aim for the second weakest, closest country. Put army bases and forts thier, telling them that it is for thier protection. Have the president of that country assasinated. Deny everything.Step 3: South America/Africa (flip a coin). You may lose your country's loyalty. Assasinate any government oficials that get in your way. WARNING: When taking over South America, watch out for the U.S.Step 4: Europe. Bombs away. (Don't forget Russia and watch out for China).Step 5: Northern Africa/Southern Europe/Southern Asia. You know the place.Step 6: Probably the hardest part. China/North Korea/ Japan.Use all the country's armies that you have. Bomb if nessecary.Step 7: Eliminate any form of rebellion. This may not work. I have only done it once. P.S. This is like Lord Sheregoroth's "How to 'Rip'" Thread. It is a joke. But it is half serious.[/quote'] I'm sure this was intended as a joke. This is a plan to take over the world? It's so generic. Just get a big army and some nukes, and take everything over. should be easy, despite the fact that if you fire a single nuke at any country, any country with a nuclear plan will fire back and your country will be dead before dessert. Hitler tried to take over the world. Look how far he got. He took over poland and a couple other countries. Then he got crushed. Yours is the worst plan ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom_Nor Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 lol FAIL. remind me to get 100,000 nukes, and destroy the world after lunch... ~_~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariojo2 Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 People will flee to Nepal while hiding in Mt. Everest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 fail. there are much better ways. coup de e'tat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted March 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 I'm sure this was intended as a joke. This is a plan to take over the world? It's so generic. Just get a big army and some nukes' date=' and take everything over. should be easy, despite the fact that if you fire a single nuke at any country, any country with a nuclear plan will fire back and your country will be dead before dessert. Hitler tried to take over the world. Look how far he got. He took over poland and a couple other countries. Then he got crushed. Yours is the worst plan ever.[/quote'] Obviously it is intended as a joke. The fact that it is the worst plan in the world to take over the world is the joke. I even said it at the bottom of my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 too late the americans did this before u. +to take over australia all u have to do is ban cricket and poison the beer supply they will be overcome quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loren Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 start a acutal clone army the should be superiour to a regular army because you can enhance them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffer Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 but clone armys are exspensive nowadays *Sounding like a old man* I rember when you could get a clone army for a nical. jk lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 thanks' date=' i'll try doing this after lunch.[/quote'] XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loren Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 true thats when you start off as a president and yous that money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 1) Become George Bush2) Declare a state of emergency3) Invoke Martial Law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loren Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 perfect but one problem every one will think your an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Well my plan is kinda different.Step 1. Move to Russia.Step 2. Win favor and support of russian milatary.Step 3. Overthrow Russian democracy and reunite the Soviet repulic Step 4. Use my new milatary and power to overthrow Germany and France Step 5. Do a Hitler and negoate a peace treaty with britian and stab them in the back Step 6. When britain falls ill have control over All of europe and will turn my focus to the Middle east which will fall withen 2-5 years of my first attack then the majority of the worlds oil reserves will be under my control Step 7 Without Forigen oil the United states will fall into chaos and despair then i swoop and take over them by force Step 8 With out the United States there will be no serious oppoints to stop me from taking the rest of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 And Australia will be like WTF mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Psychological Warfare is so much sweeter then Physical... Work on the Targets weakness, Exploiting it until they crack! Less blood then, and more chance to get away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Just get a big army and some nukes' date=' and take everything over. should be easy, despite the fact that if you fire a single nuke at any country, any country with a nuclear plan will fire back and your country will be dead before dessert.[/quote'] Just nuke all the places with nuclear plans at the same time(Exept yours) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 What is with everyone and nukes you only nuke a country as a last resort in a war you want to keep as many people alive as you can otherwise theres no one to conquer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 no no no no no no no what you wanna do 1. get some african mercinaries that will work for food2. find the porrest country in africa and take over it via mercincares then get whats left of the army from that country and add it to yours the food you promised is the bodies of the dead3. take over next poorest country3.1. noone will care is the poorest country in africa4. repaet till u got africa then just systematically do it to the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Well my plan is kinda different.Step 1. Move to Russia.Step 2. Win favor and support of russian milatary.Step 3. Overthrow Russian democracy and reunite the Soviet repulic Step 4. Use my new milatary and power to overthrow Germany and France Step 5. Do a Hitler and negoate a peace treaty with britian and stab them in the back Step 6. When britain falls ill have control over All of europe and will turn my focus to the Middle east which will fall withen 2-5 years of my first attack then the majority of the worlds oil reserves will be under my control Step 7 Without Forigen oil the United states will fall into chaos and despair then i swoop and take over them by force Step 8 With out the United States there will be no serious oppoints to stop me from taking the rest of the world. Wrong. China, North Korea, and maybe Japan. 300 Posts!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Well my plan is kinda different.Step 1. Move to Russia.Step 2. Win favor and support of russian milatary.Step 3. Overthrow Russian democracy and reunite the Soviet repulic Step 4. Use my new milatary and power to overthrow Germany and France Step 5. Do a Hitler and negoate a peace treaty with britian and stab them in the back Step 6. When britain falls ill have control over All of europe and will turn my focus to the Middle east which will fall withen 2-5 years of my first attack then the majority of the worlds oil reserves will be under my control Step 7 Without Forigen oil the United states will fall into chaos and despair then i swoop and take over them by force Step 8 With out the United States there will be no serious oppoints to stop me from taking the rest of the world. sweet, let me try it. SUCCSES, hail me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Well my plan is kinda different.Step 1. Move to Russia.Step 2. Win favor and support of russian milatary.Step 3. Overthrow Russian democracy and reunite the Soviet repulic Step 4. Use my new milatary and power to overthrow Germany and France Step 5. Do a Hitler and negoate a peace treaty with britian and stab them in the back Step 6. When britain falls ill have control over All of europe and will turn my focus to the Middle east which will fall withen 2-5 years of my first attack then the majority of the worlds oil reserves will be under my control Step 7 Without Forigen oil the United states will fall into chaos and despair then i swoop and take over them by force Step 8 With out the United States there will be no serious oppoints to stop me from taking the rest of the world. Wrong. China' date=' North Korea, and maybe Japan. 300 Posts!!![/quote'] Bear in mind that i whould have to conquer south korea to gain access to there oil lines Chinas has a Strong army but by this time my milatary whould be vastley bigger and japan well a couple of nukes will take care of them i mean who gives a damm about japan anywhey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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