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what are some awkward situations for you.

 

today i was saying hi to a friend of mine and some dude walking in front of him i havent talked to in like 5 years said "hey" and when he noticed i was shaking hands with the other guy he walked away super fast lmao.

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Trying to hug my cousin after not seeing her for almost 13 years.

Considering that I'm introverted to some extent, it does feel weird. Even though this is my cousin, the time gap is huge and it's like she's a different person. (She's in her mid/late 20s, mind you)

 

Or pretty much when some stranger brings up a conversation in the college lounge with me about random stuff (either if I know their cousin from high school, if I play Pokemon/YGO [which I still do] and some other stuff).

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Among my group of friends, we sometimes grab each other's butts as a joke and in a totally no homo way. I once grabbed the butt of someone who didn't know by mistake. You can kind of imagine how that went.

 

ooh thats kinda hot.

 

how about when someone goes in for a high five but you go in for a hug?

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Among my group of friends, we sometimes grab each other's butts as a joke and in a totally no homo way. I once grabbed the butt of someone who didn't know by mistake. You can kind of imagine how that went.

you were arrested for molestation? that's how it should have gone.

 

ooh thats kinda hot.

 

how about when someone goes in for a high five but you go in for a hug?

they will take the goddam hug and they will like it

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II was talking to this girl in the hallway at school like 2 weeks ago and my friend walked up behind me grabbed my hand and slapped her butt with it hard. My reaction time that day was really slow for some reason that day, so anyway my hand stayed there for like a good 10 seconds. So, me and the girl stopped walking, looked down at my hand, looked each other in the eyes, and we both were like "Ummmm". Very awk.

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II was talking to this girl in the hallway at school like 2 weeks ago and my friend walked up behind me grabbed my hand and slapped her butt with it hard. My reaction time that day was really slow for some reason that day, so anyway my hand stayed there for like a good 10 seconds. So, me and the girl stopped walking, looked down at my hand, looked each other in the eyes, and we both were like "Ummmm". Very awk.

should have kept your hand there and stared deep into her eyes and said "this is the next step into our friendship".

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Well a couple of years back I asked this girl out and she said yes which was all fine but then it was the end of school so we said bye to each other. The next day we found each other said hi and both stood there expecting the other to say something but no-one did so it was 10 minutes of really awkward silence before some kind of conversation started. Then she texted me after school saying she had personal stuff to deal with and couldn't go out with me any more. It was only after that when I found out one of my best friends fancied the same girl and the only reason he didn't ask her out was because he knew I liked her too.

Now I am in the same maths class as this girl and I sit next to her every lesson but we still have hardly spoken since that incident two years ago. 5 hours of awkwardness a week is now routine for me...

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Well a couple of years back I asked this girl out and she said yes which was all fine but then it was the end of school so we said bye to each other. The next day we found each other said hi and both stood there expecting the other to say something but no-one did so it was 10 minutes of really awkward silence before some kind of conversation started. Then she texted me after school saying she had personal stuff to deal with and couldn't go out with me any more. It was only after that when I found out one of my best friends fancied the same girl and the only reason he didn't ask her out was because he knew I liked her too.

Now I am in the same maths class as this girl and I sit next to her every lesson but we still have hardly spoken since that incident two years ago. 5 hours of awkwardness a week is now routine for me...

 

you shoudl talk to her tho

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Friend just told me how him and his fiancée were at Cold Stone Creamery when the cashier said something along the lines of "Man you're lucky to have a girl like that. Have you slept with her yet? Cuz I can just imagine those ju..." at which point the manager came in and yelled "Alright that's the last straw, you're fired!"

The fiancée was just standing there even. Heard every word.

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Funny story. Still ongoing, actually.

 

Needed to stay at my cousin's apartment tonight because my dorm got shut down for the year and I have to stay an extra day for work. So I was hanging out at his place for a few hours because I had nowhere else to go and he was home. A few hours in he and a few friends decided to go play keg ball, which is kick ball except a keg is at home and 2nd and each runner needs to finish their cup before reaching either keg. I tagged along to avoid the awkwardness of not really knowing anyone at his apartment.

 

So there I am with them at this keg ball game with a whole bunch of other people. There's just one problem: I don't drink. I stood on the side, the only one not drinking, watching the game unfold- which was quite entertaining either way- and continuously having to refuse glasses of beer over and over again. Eventually, I left because I had to meet another cousin to go see Godzilla, which was awkward in its own way since that's how that cousin is, but nothing I'm not used to.

 

Anyway, upon returning, I realized my cousin (the first one) was not home. Door was locked. Thankfully they had a couch outside that I just sat on for about an hour or more before one of his roommates walked by the window and noticed me. I waved. He waved. Neither of us moved to address each other further... yeah that was actually kinda funny. Anyway, he left a few minutes later and let me in so now I'm lounging on my cousin's couch alone with no one else in the apartment and I feel pretty fucking awkward to say the least. They'll likely come back at like 3 am, so we'll see how much sleep I get with work at 7:30am.

 

I suppose perhaps there will be updates coming later.

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When I banged my leg on a shopping cart.

 

Also paying for the wrong size of cereal.

 

I mean going to the store with a smaller kart because the easiest way to get one is to take one from the my entrance to the parking lot.

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