~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 *Double checks profile* Pretty sure I'm not a woman, and don't think I'm gonna stay in jail too long, I do have a set of keys that I hid on my persons so I can just escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Why would I pay someone who isn't my lawyer? Besides, I already hired Yubel as my lawyer prior to the case. And since you admitted that a woman committed the murders, I'm off the hook. But but...I was all ready with my lawyer suit....No, that's okay, I'm fine, I'm fine... .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 But but...I was all ready with my lawyer suit....No, that's okay, I'm fine, I'm fine... .. But... do you have any qualifications, like a lawyers degree? If not, I don't think you'd be a suitable lawayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 British, fi you excape, there will be a warrant for your arrest. If you try to run away even more, the police are given permission to: blast the painful FUCK out of you Shoot your runaway ASS off painfully And kick the s*** out of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'll just use my ACME cloning kit to make a clone of me to stay in jail, but since you admitted that a woman committed the crimes, I'M OFF THE HOOK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 But... do you have any qualifications, like a lawyers degree? If not, I don't think you'd be a suitable lawayer. No....But...I'm a cow, that's gotta count for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 But... do you have any qualifications, like a lawyers degree? If not, I don't think you'd be a suitable lawayer. Ha. Icwatudidthar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 No....But...I'm a cow, that's gotta count for something. Nope. Ha. Icwatudidthar pun was totally intented Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'll just kill all british souls myself. As a judge I am allowed to commit genocide. you see: I'M ABOVE DA LAW,b****es! (Lawl. Above^ was completely an overreaction, although kinda funny. :3) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Above the law? *laughs* I call bs on that Foolspy. Anyways, can I at least have my lawyer speak for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'll just kill all british souls myself. As a judge I am allowed to commit genocide. you see: I'M ABOVE DA LAW,b****es! (Lawl. Above^ was completely an overreaction, although kinda funny. :3) As a super awesome lawyer I feel like I need to point out calling your own joke funny does not make it funny. You may be above "da law" but I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 It was funny to me. I really don't care if it's funny to you guys or not. British knows not coolspy powers. He wil bow to me or I'll cement his legs and arms together in quicksand during a 350ft flood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 As a super awesome lawyer I feel like I need to point out calling your own joke funny does not make it funny. You may be above "da law" but I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. I killed people until their dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 British knows not coolspy powers. He wil bow to me or I'll cement his legs and arms together in quicksand during a 350ft flood. I will never bow to you Foolspy. Can I let my lawyer speak for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 She can speak to you when you pay her, word for word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
宇佐見 蓮子@C94 Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7438440 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'd like to see him try to replace me. Who are you gonna get? Judge Ross? HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
宇佐見 蓮子@C94 Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Judge dredd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Aix....Aix......Aix.....Aix....Aix...AIx....Aix....Aix................yay Lawl. You said this Toyo? Anyways, I'm nevah gonna be replaced. NEVAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 She can speak to you when you pay her, word for word. Sure. *Pays my lawyer Yubel* "At the time of the closet genocide incident, my client and I were making sweet love as evident in this photo." [spoiler=Photo] [/spoiler] "Yes that was a selfie, but the point is, you have imprisoned the wrong guy for the crimes that he didn't commit. Furthermore, my client told me that he only wanted to dismantle the closets so that he can make a shelf out of the wood, not destroy them, but The Baron overheard him and decided to frame my client by destroying the closets whilst we were on our date." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Uhh, this photo is clearly doctored and I'd sooner beileve Nightwing boned Aix. Yeah, crazy, but ehh. You never know. Get the f*** out of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Look at that face, does it look like the face of someone who can lie? No, that's a very honest and morale person right there. Is it just me or did Coolspy get much more vulgar lately? Just a random observation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 what's going on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Are you seriously accusing me of doctoring an image that is showing the truth? If so, then you're clearly a fool, trying to find some way of convicting an innocent man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Ehh, I got bored Cow. Anyways, that photo clearly has a yugioh monster pasted over someone else's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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