Last person to post wins

[Nicο]

Bringing stupid back

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

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[Nathanael D. Striker]

Name's Striker, and I'm last poster here

So why don't you run along and drink a beer*

And wallow in self pity and finally see

The reasons why you funking lost to me

 

*Non-alcoholic existsw

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

Yui checking in; come check out the show

Music's in my veins, and my verses just flow

You've walked into my turf so now I need to say

If it's rap wars you want, I can nuke it all day

Yui has won this thread so far.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

Yui checking in; come check out the show

Music's in my veins, and my verses just flow

You've walked into my turf so now I need to say

If it's rap wars you want, I can nuke it all day

 

Damn boy, you gotta be kiddin' me?

You forgot to dot your i's and cross your t's

All over this pathetic thing you call a rap

So I guess this makes you a poor sap

For challenging my greatness

Dude, your intelligence must suffer from chronic lateness

[Ultradragon16]

Glasses, Jacket, Shirt. Call me, Glasses Jacket Shirt man.

[Draconus297]

I hereby stake my claim on this thread.

It is now my land, and since none of you have paid my toll I suggest you take your leave.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

The game is on, turn on the machines and control-s your dreams

I look new to the business but not all's as it seems

Been working with music ever since I was small

Rap isn't my favorite, but I can still do it all

 

I slither through the dictionary, a fluent-speaking snake

And any shiver in my grammar is a guaranteed fake

I work with words, sounds, ups, downs, work with music all around

To pour my words to match some sounds is like unleashing all the hounds

 

The beast you've unleashed can wait weeks to attack

But when the time comes there won't be any more slack

I've seen how you rap, and I think you've got skill

But this battle is mine, by force of sheer will

Push it to the limit

 

Since I see that you're still here,

I guess you haven't drank your self pity beer.

So I guess it's time to take this to the next step and fuckin'

 

Push it to the limit

 

You don't wanna mess with me, cause I'll fuckin' wreak you boy

You'll be nothin' but yesterday's broken toy

While I go on to fuckin'

 

Push it to the limit

 

The name's Striker, and you better not forget it

Or you'll fuckin get lit

By the flames my raps ignite

So you better not be in my sight

As I fuckin'

 

Push it to the limit

[Ultradragon16]

I'm not a rapper

[Draconus297]

BEGONE, SPAWN OF THE FOULEST CESSPIT!

[Maeriberii Haan]

Should I lock this thread and win

[Draconus297]

Sneak post just in case of lock.

[Ultradragon16]

Another sneak

[Draconus297]

Counter sneak.

[Forest Fire]

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[Ultradragon16]

I'm pretty sure posting and then locking just to win would be some kind of abuse of powers anyway.

[Draconus297]

Extremespeed sneak.

[Ultradragon16]

Shadowsneak sneak....

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Name's Striker, and I'm last poster here

So why don't you run along and drink a beer*

And wallow in self pity and finally see

The reasons why you f***ing lost to me

 

*Non-alcoholic existsw

 

Yui checking in; come check out the show

Music's in my veins, and my verses just flow

You've walked into my turf so now I need to say

If it's rap wars you want, I can nuke it all day

 

Damn boy, you gotta be kiddin' me?

You forgot to dot your i's and cross your t's

All over this pathetic thing you call a rap

So I guess this makes you a poor sap

For challenging my greatness

Dude, your intelligence must suffer from chronic lateness

 

The game is on, turn on the machines and control-s your dreams

I look new to the business but not all's as it seems

Been working with music ever since I was small

Rap isn't my favorite, but I can still do it all

 

I slither through the dictionary, a fluent-speaking snake

And any shiver in my grammar is a guaranteed fake

I work with words, sounds, ups, downs, work with music all around

To pour my words to match some sounds is like unleashing all the hounds

 

The beast you've unleashed can wait weeks to attack

But when the time comes there won't be any more slack

I've seen how you rap, and I think you've got skill

But this battle is mine, by force of sheer will

 

Push it to the limit

 

Since I see that you're still here,

I guess you haven't drank your self pity beer.

So I guess it's time to take this to the next step and f***in'

 

Push it to the limit

 

You don't wanna mess with me, cause I'll f***in' wreak you boy

You'll be nothin' but yesterday's broken toy

While I go on to f***in'

 

Push it to the limit

 

The name's Striker, and you better not forget it

Or you'll f***in get lit

By the flames my raps ignite

So you better not be in my sight

As I f***in'

 

Push it to the limit

 

Steadfast like a mountain and strong like a bear

My rhymes don't go very far but they reach everywhere

There's nothing that I haven't done, can't do, it's true

So it's time to get serious on one, two...

 

Three blocks of lyrical missiles armed and ready to launch

You aren't quite the Cow but I could still kick your haunch

Everything I say has a way to make you pay should you choose to stay

And if you feel like giving up man, well y'know, that's okay

 

I've got the power, got the force, and you know I take my course

But you, your verse grows stale and dull and tired and hoarse

Forgive the moonrunes mate, but it's what I gotta do

Since now we both know お前はもう死んでいる

 

Mooooooo

Mooo

Mooooo

Moo

Mooo Moo

Moooo

Moooooooooo

Moo

 

You knew it had to be said

[Ultradragon16]

I like how I tried to pull off the greatest rapper of all time and was ignored.

[Draconus297]

Shadowsneak sneaking in sneakers.

[Ultradragon16]

Sneakers disguised as loafers sneak sneak loaf of bread sneak sneak

[Kazooie]

Steadfast like a mountain and strong like a bear

My rhymes don't go very far but they reach everywhere

There's nothing that I haven't done, can't do, it's true

So it's time to get serious on one, two...

 

Three blocks of lyrical missiles armed and ready to launch

You aren't quite the Cow but I could still kick your haunch

Everything I say has a way to make you pay should you choose to stay

And if you feel like giving up man, well y'know, that's okay

 

I've got the power, got the force, and you know I take my course

But you, your verse grows stale and dull and tired and hoarse

Forgive the moonrunes mate, but it's what I gotta do

Since now we both know お前はもう死んでいる

 

Here we must note, and I must denote,

We have quite the pitiful verse, thankfully it's terse!

You claim that you smote, but you can't even stay afloat.~

It's quite the curse, I'm rather adverse.

 

You claim power when you should simply cower, 

You can only keep feigning with your training!

Welcome to your final hour, I'm afraid it's going to be quite sour.

It's really quite straining, incessantly draining.

 

Moonrunes friend, it only spells your end,

Unnecessarily wordy, it's quite the journey!

I'm here to apprehend, I'm afraid I just can't commend, 

Cause debut of birdie, her words are sturdy.~

[Draconus297]

Solid Snake wearing octocamo sneaking in a cardboard box with an invisibility cloak over it past guards who are literally deaf.

[Forest Fire]

i could post some random sheet i've written. most of it doesn't rhyme though.

[spoiler Why not]

Ink Nightmares

Nightmares, black as ink, /haunt the space between eye flutters/ as we fall asleep, /we face all that we ever feared. /Our pain and fears make us who we are; /yet, they can, like ravens at a carcass, /pick at our flesh and tear our bodies apart. /Ravenous bottom feeders, they eat us from the inside out.