Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Let's see who can bust out the best rhymes. Go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 I can't join in, my rap game too strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted September 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 I can't join in, my rap game too strong.No. I want you to join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 You think your a master of the rhyme?Your rap so bad it's a crime!You want a battle, then you'll get it,I'll beat you easy, don't sweat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Go on and try it,Perhaps you'd rap better, if you had less dick in your dietSee, I'd like to tell you it's a brand new daeBut it's the same sheet, still flow out your mouth like it's ass play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of the Abyss Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 For the moment, parental discretion is advisedDon't think any suckaz really realizedGotta remind you bastards why they call me QueenI'm the dominance, literal sound of the sceneI rush like a tiger, roar like a lionAll these other fuckaz could only be tryinI don't need to prove it in battle, tho you want? Come and get itQueen DeVille vs Machine my next hitI'm sure your lines are almost predictableWhile my lines, arrivin like a miracleYour guns'll backfire, yo you better stay cautiousCause I unsigned checks in the officeAin't afraid to use my possessions at a robotThis ain't Transformers, just take it to the parkin lotThis is Detroit, ain't nothing but criminalBut it ain't nothin to me but a pinnacle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 If you're not sucking my dick, you're doing it wrongOpen up your mouth and take in my dongAll the way back, you know that its longI actually want to sit down, but I like this song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of the Abyss Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 I'll say no thanks, I ain't down for thatPussy with ears, just a face for the welcome matI'll let you masturbate while you bow downCause I ain't gon funk with a silly ass clown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Offensive Lyric... offensive rhymeBadmouthBut im not a rapperWord... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Hey JABRONI, are you even trying?You're a funking failure at basic rhymingWhile I can run circles around your stupid assand you can't do a thing about that, so go back to class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 See what I'm tellin you? All you can pull is rhyming with schlongIt's in your systemYou know you can't prove ol' Dr. Freud wrongSo suck em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 School's in children, time to ring the bellI've been brought forth, rising from the gates of hellMy mission is simple, and my intention is clearI'm steppin' up, gonna win "Playa o' the Year" The sheet you spit can't hit at all like my witBustin' lines of rhymes every time I simply feel like itBetter say your prayers and make peace with your devilBecause I'm taking this sheet to a whole new level Gotta dust off my things, bust out my box of tricksShow some real fuckin' rhymes to these weak-ass hicksA music magician, the one and only YuiAbracadabra, so far ahead you can't even see me I'm here not to battle, and not to beg peaceJust to show who's the king who can drop the gold beatsWere I to fight, you know I'd be winnin'But I ain't here to fight, so get the funk out my kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 School's in session? Well that's fine and dandyCause you're a little baby and Imma take all your candyjabroni, you think Imma just stop and bow down?Yui, you best be runnin out of my town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 mfw most of this is just Dr. Seuss with swears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Imma bring in the guns, call it 2nd amendmentCuz when I battle rap, you know I ain't pretendingThat's a big block of text just for you to make a pointThe only time you burn is when you're smoking a jointYour as blunt as what you smoke, you goddamn jokeThis bloke thinks he's dope. Can't even hit the right noteSo putrid and ugly, it's like you're a barbarianYou got beef? I ain't scared. Son, imma vegetarianYou're nothing, you're delusional. You need some helpAnd your waifu? Not real. You've been banging yourselfYou and your BK stackers are as good as dead meatThe only hood you've ever been in is Sesame Street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Striker... take your own advice.Sit down ... and pay the price.All you're doin here is rollin dice.Hopin to make a rhyme that can suffice. Now i think im being nice.Doin the same rhyme, simple as rice.I told you im not a rapper, so stop scratchin yo lice.Dont start scurming for a come back either... you remind me of a pack of hungry mice....Word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Moove b****, I don't know what you herdYou ain't got s*** against me when it comes to written wordIf you're stepping up it'll be an udder disasterYou're messing with the one true rap masterI've got a steak in this and now you'll seeWhat it's like to be schooled by a real OG (I dunno how many of these I'll do but I just couldn't resist)Edit: damn censors.Edit pt 2: mfw I auto-correct my pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 (I dunno how many of these I'll do but I just couldn't resist)Ikr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 They say rap battles are a slow process,Bars are tough to digest,But me? I've got nothing but time,These corny rhymes they're spitting, I would pray for thee,But God i'll do you one better and slay these cats faithfully,I've got rhymes to spare, so I guess i'll make it rain,The pen cuts deeper than any diamond blade this pain,Is unorthodox, but slowly fading,My memory is forever tainted.I've wasted enough, on these cats and hoes.Cause even every season rolls around,But time never goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of the Abyss Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Well first came Striker, then came YuiAnger so hard must've triggered one a UziSilly fuckaz in emotion, full of 8 BallHere I am on the throne, 10 feet tallDae still kissing ass and the robot's imitatinThe cow speaking tough but he only word baitinfunk the opponent's you ain't knowin what I'm holdinThe Queen live, in effect, and got the rap game rollin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 There is only one ass I plan on kissin'She be dissin', missin', pissin' me off.Lil' Queen, on her knees, that's the dreamBeggin' for me, simply seductively.funk! See? It's already picture perfect.Babe, get wrekt. I'm easily erect.I don't want to rap. It's lame.I want to know about your mouth game. So once you finish me, I'll kiss ass.Just don't be fast, let's make it last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Im sorry Deville but i just aint bowin.You see, TheRpgMinx in town.And she aint just rollin.You got peasents, shes got demons.You think yo so tough... then why you steamin. Ya ive seen you round.But are you really bound,To take me down?Threw just sound?You'll need a hell hound... I may not have style, i may be bland,But lets face it... your kingdom is made of sand.Constructed by toddlers to pass the time.Let me ask you, you hear that chime? The sound of me winning... of a new beginning?Its Devil not DeVille, the one with power.Go home... and take a shower.As of now its all hickary dickary.Do you hear it now? Its sweet victory... (Reading back i swear it is the cheasiest thing ive read lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of the Abyss Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Go on and take that to the street, you hear that?That's the sound of a hard ass gatYou talk about the dream, well I talk about the steamYou just sucking it down while I gettin tha creamCash rules everything around me, but I'm above it allMethod Man never told me how you would fallCount your lines Dae, finish them, it's sets of 410 lines? Bullshit, can't do more?That only shows how you're a sucker, soon a sucka in the pastThe time of so many rappers like you went by so fastVanilla Ice describes your style while I'm hardcore bumpinI'll watch and wait for the vomit you're dumpinDank I'll just give 4 lines to youBut I only need 2 for what I'm bout to doStep off the throne, ain't no love in the cityDon't speak of the Devil, he'll make of you such a pity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman ali Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 niggas writing 10 words per minuteby the time you're done i've composed a sonnetim victoria's secretwar child of africa500 bullets per secondsending you home with abrachiaya neck wasn't a criteriabulimia coming straight from boliviamy bombs drop harder than hiroshimayall dug ditches for yourselvesmass graveson top of my caveswe keep it lengthymy clique never shaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 The crown is already mine, didn't you see how I rhyme ?You're down with every line, a new groupie about to resignAfter my major vibrator penetrates you in the anus, shamelessI'm naughty by nature, elevated while you aimless, stainlessI might look like a Barbie but you sure ain't no KenI'm more of a Bonnie, but lyrical, twist it all, give me a penYes I did it again, Made you look like I'm the MANAnd I got to understand that secretly, you're a fanJust let out a moan, groan. Let's get in the zone.You. Me. In bed. I'm king, and that's my throne.They'll be steam. It's my name you'll scream.I'm hipster. Doing you is definitely not mainsteam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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