TF2_The_Scout Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 In Soul Eater, The 1000 Provisions are 1000 rules you must follow to wield the Holy Sword Excalibur. Well, let's write those provisions, shall we? Or better yet, add more. Provision 1. Excalibur's mornings always start out with coffee and cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Major Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Provision 2. Never wear white after Labor Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆƵ– Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Provision 3. No broccoli at dinner. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Provision 4. Friday is pizza night. Medium, deep dish, plain, and from Dominoe's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardgameking Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Provision 5. S/He who wields Excalibur must never run an Exodia deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalltear Bloodfallen Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Provision 6: You must at all times reffer to me as "The Almighty Excalibur, King of all Kings" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardgameking Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Provision 6: The wielder must posses knowlege on the subject of Card Games, Sayians, ninjas and pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Provision 7. What Excalibur says, Excalibur means. Even when he doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆƵ– Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Provision 8: Every fourth Friday is clubbing night. No exceptions, ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted December 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Provision 9-Excalibur never contradicts himself. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarlandChaos Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Provision 10. Before Excalibur sleeps, a 1-hour long rendition of Thriller must be played in B-minor. Always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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