The Nyx Avatar Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 Three men go to Hell. One of them was a drinker, the other a smoker, and the other a nymphomaniac. Upon arrival, Satan tells them that he can lock them in a room with their respective vice; if none of them smokes, drinks, or has sex for a month, they can leave Hell. The drinker is locked in a room full of beer, the nymphomaniac in a room full of women, and the smoker in a room full of cigarettes. 1 Month Later Drinker[spoiler=Show]All the beer has been drank. Nympho[spoiler=Show]All the women are pregnant. Smoker[spoiler=Show]With the exception of one pack, all the packs remain untouched. Satan sees the smoker looking at a cigarette; however, none have been lit or used.Satan: "Well, congratulations, you get to leave Hell. But I have to ask: How did you do it?" Smoker:[spoiler=Show]"You forgot the lighter." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sethera Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 I knew this was coming, but it was still good. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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