[WRITTEN] Ultimate Gardna

[GGuardian]

Warrior/DARK

ATK/DEF: 1500/3000

Level: 8

 

Effects:

1- When an opponent's monster declares a direct attack: You can Special Summon this card from your hand.

2- When this card is targeted for an attack: You can discard 1 card; this card cannot be destroyed by that battle.

3- During either player's turn, when this face-down card (and no other cards) is targeted by a Spell Card: You can change this card to face-up Defense Position, and if you do, negate the Spell Card's activation. 

4- Once per turn, you can flip this card into face-down Defense Position. 

5- When a face-up monster you control is selected as an attack target, you can change the target to this card.

6- When this card is destroyed and sent to the Graveyard, 1 face-up monster your opponent controls loses 1000 ATK, until the End Phase.

7- You can Tribute this card to activate its effect. If you do, monsters you control cannot be destroyed by battle and you take no Battle Damage, during this turn. This effect can be activated during either player's turn.

8- During your opponent's turn: You can banish this card from your Graveyard; negate the next attack this turn from a monster your opponent controls (this is a Quick Effect).

9- Once per turn, you can select 1 monster your opponent controls, and change its battle position. This effect can be activated during either player's turn.

10- If this card is sent from the field to the Graveyard, you can select 1 monster on the field and change its battle position.

[Tinkerer]

Is... Is this all the "Gardna" cards' effects put together? XD

 

Well, ultimately, that said, this card is pretty good even with just its first couple effects, the rest, (especially the field to grave and the banish effect) seem like icing on an already elaborate cake. That said... I'm still laughing at having all the Gardnas in 1 card

[Kanashimi]

It sounds unrealistic, i mean wow . . . 10 effects? in a a single card?!

 

I dunno what to say . . . it's just wrong, i mean like, uhh, i can't say . . . oh boy, 10 effects?!

Like Tinkerer said, keep it like few of the effects not 10 in an instant and this card might be another "giant wall of text".

 

I mean wow, lemme said it thrice, "10 effects?!", y'know . . . as as far as i know, the longest effect in YGO is probably either Magnas or Rhongomyniad (around 5-6) but geez, this card breaks the record! Even you can summon this card easily . . . just wow.