If you could go say/do ANYTHING to ANY character from the Yugioh franchise, what would you do/say?

[Jord200]

Title says it all.

[The Amazing Avian]

Bone Akiza

[Dokutah]

fist bump Joey, and all team Taiyou

 

Zushin-Slap Yuma and Sawatari in face...they not even worth punches

 

(as for the female cast barring the under-age ones, gonna keep it to my self...in most comfortable way possible~)

[Shalltear Bloodfallen]

Offer my service to Dartz. (Favourite villain~)

 

Punch Jaden/Judai in the face

 

Fistbump Yusei and crew

[Yui]

I'd tell Masumi to go chase the girl of her dreams then make my merry way to Academia and help rid the world(s) of xyz scum. It turns out I was that pawn of fusion the whole time.

[Brinolovania]

Go to 5Ds playing some meta sheet so Yusei will finally lose a game.

[The Nyx Avatar]

Ask Tea/Anzu: "Do you play Duel Monsters?"

 

Hang out with Aki.

 

Use Solemn Notice on Yuya (or any Pendulum player for that matter) on their Pendulum Summon.

[cardgameking]

In order of series...

Go reawaken Yami Marik and Yami Bakura, then tag duel both of them using Amorphages, and keep calling them Melvin and Fluffy until they deck out.

Get Jaden to use his SK and GD powers to make the Sacred Beasts better.

Fist bump all 5Ds characters, bar Crow. Demand Meklord Emperors be updated for modern metagaming. Use my Dinomist/Gadget Deck to beat down Yusei so that his win/loss rate is blemished.

Slap Yuma. Find all remaining Numbers plus Number C forms. Show them footage of ruined Heartland without context from Arc-V.

Give Reira a hug. Probably a couple of others need one too. Attack Academia until Yuri shows up so we can finally see him duel.

[~British Soul~]

Kill Jaden so I can bone Yubel.

 

...C'mon, did you expect anything else?

[Chaosix]

give solomon moto a black luster solider body pillow, and activate mirror force (against anyone, really)

 

 

oh, and duel jaden using full-power pepe. and lose.

[TF2_The_Scout]

Kill Jaden so I can bone Yubel.

 

...C'mon, did you expect anything else?

Best plan ever.

 

As for me, I would go slap Yugi for being a topdecking scrub before stealing his deck and playing 60+ Pickup with it.

[~British Soul~]

Best plan ever.

Ofc it is. Heck I even erased Jaden from existence (replacing him with an OC) when I did a re-write of GX a few years ago.

[MiracleGhost47]

There are so many people watching you, invading your privacy. Break the fourth wall so you can cancel the series. 

[Mysty]

Give Kalin a REAL Infernity Synchro deck (from its prime) and teach him how to loop with them, and then have him duel Yusei. Hopefully it would look something like this: