Skype bots are really convincing!

[Partangle the Candle Jangler]

[spoiler=I can't believe it's not woman!]

[15:14:39] *** honeysugar zillie would like to add you on Skype

Hi manicmarsupial, I'd like to add you as a contact. ***

[15:15:03] *** Enguin has shared contact details with honeysugar zillie. ***

[15:16:19] Enguin: uwot

[15:17:09] honeysugar zillie: hey! found ya on skype messenger directory i'm recently single and dating sites suck so i figured i'd give this a try ;) so can i ask you something??

[15:17:25] Enguin: sure bot

[15:18:03] honeysugar zillie: bot? like a robot? lol

[15:18:37] Enguin: are you affiliated with any white supremacist movements?

[15:19:47] honeysugar zillie: what do you look at more on a girl, her butt or her boobs? honestly???

[15:20:42] Enguin: I prefer the intestines, satan is more grateful for them as a sacrifice and they're far more enjoyable to procure

[15:21:36] honeysugar zillie: i just ask cause every guy has a preference, so i was curious what yours is :) so are you the shy or freaky type?

[15:21:45] Enguin: i like to rape children

[15:22:27] honeysugar zillie: im a little bit of a freak, but most nerdy girls are right? lol gonna log into my cam account and send u an invite, promise not to record me or anything?

[15:23:08] Enguin: i will record everything and use it to blackmail you and your family into signing over all your legally held possessions

[15:24:12] honeysugar zillie: you seem sweet and normal i trust you :) heres my profile http://verifiedhotlocals.com/?invite=ae445c5bhit connect and it'll link my cam to you

[15:25:08] Enguin: i am literally going to find you and skin you alive with the intent of selling what remains of your body to a sex trafficker i know

[15:25:57] honeysugar zillie: you come over?

[15:26:09] Enguin: to skin you alive?

[15:26:55] honeysugar zillie: just fill out the little join thingy after you click connect and then i'll show you what a real freak is :p

[15:27:37] Enguin: I think my promises to skin you alive and the previous admission to sodomising children proves me far beyond whatever level of freak you seek to demonstrate through this

[15:28:38] honeysugar zillie: i prefer this site it doesnt allow you to record me, and who knows what i might be showing you ;) hehe

[15:29:11] Enguin: you should impale yourself on a rake

[15:29:32] honeysugar zillie: okay let me know once your in, my username is pink2girl you'll find me in the members area

[15:30:01] Enguin: my favourite flavour of jelly is poop

[15:30:32] honeysugar zillie: ok babe

[15:31:19] Enguin: i threw a microwave at my daddy and it killed him

 

How this doesn't fool more people I'll just never know.

[Maeriberii Haan]

it recognizing the word bot to give it an unique response is something commendable, at least.

[Partangle the Candle Jangler]

it recognizing the word bot to give it an unique response is something commendable, at least.

 

That did throw me for a moment.

[~~~~]

I got a random contact request on skype, I didn't accept it but now I know what it is.

[goodfusion]

"i will record everything and use it to blackmail you and your family into signing over all your legally held possessions"

 

"you seem sweet and normal i trust you :)"

 

lololol

[Susie]

"i will record everything and use it to blackmail you and your family into signing over all your legally held possessions"

 

"you seem sweet and normal i trust you :)"

 

lololol

 

Add on the:

 

"are you affiliated with any white supremacist movements?"

 

"I prefer the intestines, satan is more grateful for them as a sacrifice and they're far more enjoyable to procure"

 

"i like to rape children"

 

And it becomes even more glorious.