Francis Urquhart Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Thank you all for coming out. Now, if any of you have any questions for me regarding my policies and plans during my second term as your President, feel free to speak them now. I always enjoy a little constructive criticism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 What is your opinion on your challengers this time (referring to Hillary and Trump)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 How did you know I came out!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 What's up with you letting Claire funk other men? Cuck? Ready to get your ass beat by Trump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 What is your opinion on your challengers this time (referring to Hillary and Trump)?While I highly respect Mrs. Clinton, and applaud her accomplishments in politics over the decades, we both disagree on several points. The main issue of contention is jobs. I feel that everyone in America should be employed and working happily. She isn't quite onboard with my America Works programs as I thought she might. Trump, on the other hand, is certainly doing his best to hog the limelight and manipulate this election as if it was one of his reality TV shows. I don't know whether to praise him for making it work or be a bit disgusted at the kinds of proposals he is letting people just eat up. He is clearly lying to the American people so he can get into office, which is just plain wrong. How did you know I came out!?Mr. Cow, I certainly have my ways of knowing things most people don't. What's up with you letting Claire funk other men? Cuck? Ready to get your ass beat by Trump?Well, now, someone's certainly ready for Election Day! In regards to the first question, that unpleasantness is all behind us, and a complete misunderstanding. As for the second, I certainly hope that Mr. Trump is ready to bring the heat in November, because I will gladly knock that dead rodent off of his orange head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Mr. Underwood. You're perceived to be the underdog. How do you feel about being only the next best like candidate? Is it harder to work from behind? And what are your plans for securing the lead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 What is your plan for fighting terrorism? I'm asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Lister Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 I'm sorry, who the smeg are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Sorry for the delayed response. The nation isn't going to run itself. Mr. Underwood. You're perceived to be the underdog. How do you feel about being only the next best like candidate? Is it harder to work from behind? And what are your plans for securing the lead?I know my own party went with Ms. Clinton, but I feel, as the incumbent President, I should still be allowed on the ticket, so I am bending the rules a little to try and make sure I can continue to help the American people, and ensure that my America Works program gets to benefit everyone. It is a bit more difficult juggling both my own campaign and being the most powerful man on the planet, but I am used to that, having worked my way up through Congress for the past couple decades. And I plan on securing the lead by simply being honest and open with my voting public. Mr. Trump seems to inclined to blame others, and Mrs. Clinton is doing her best to dodge questions, but as my father said, honesty is the best policy. You all have trusted me for the past few tumultuous years, so why stop now? What is your plan for fighting terrorism? I'm asking for a friend.Well, the War on Terror is such a tricky thing. While Bush Jr. was at the helm, we got ourselves into a rut invading two sovereign powers, and are still trying to get ourselves out. Yet rogue states like ISIL and ICO continue to cause unrest across the world, primarily for our nation's European friends. I have tried my best to deal with the likes of Yusuf al Ahmadi, but I will not stand for our own soldiers to be captured and killed by these bastards. Which is why I am getting America involved with stamping out Islamic insurgency once and for all. The Hispanics are not our problem. And neither are our own Muslim citizens. Radical religion has always been a detriment to us in our history, and it's high time someone did something about it. I'm sorry, who the smeg are you?You must be that space hippie living on a weird ship having wacky adventures across time and space from that one British science fiction show...Doctor Who, I think. I am President Frank Underwood of the United States of America. Born in Gaffney, South Carolina, and raised to be a proper Southern gentleman. I worked my way up through the American legislature, helped out through the troubles of the Walker Administration, and became President after Walker bowed out. Now, I wish to be re-elected to continue helping the American people through this ongoing unrest and turmoil that my predecessors have been unable to do anything but cause more of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Will the South rise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I am happy to announce that reports of my demise were grossly exaggerated. Will the South rise?Sadly, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 How do you feel about the alternate connotations of your #? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Mr. Underwood. Recently you lost your head of security to an assassination attempt. Have you since increased your security? I also have years of work in the field, protecting high level clientele. Of course, only if you'd have me, Mr. President. Big fan by the way. Looking forward to your success. #Underwood2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 How do you feel about the alternate connotations of your #?The right to Freedom of Speech is a fundamental cornerstone of this nation. If my hashtag appears to be a certain derogatory phrase that my initials unfortunately resemble, then I feel no need to apologize. We as Americans are free to interpret and find meaning in whatever we wish. And as Americans, we can also critique and utilize the thoughts of others. And that is one of the reasons this country has been an enduring beacon of democracy in these troubled times.Mr. Underwood. Recently you lost your head of security to an assassination attempt. Have you since increased your security? I also have years of work in the field, protecting high level clientele. Of course, only if you'd have me, Mr. President. Big fan by the way. Looking forward to your success. #Underwood2016Why thank you kindly. Meechum was a very dear friend of mine, and his loss is one very close to my heart. But the Secret Service are doing their best to ensure I am safe at all times, especially since I have become the preferred target of a certain Mr. Castle. No, not Richard Castle. I would gladly let him into the Oval Office any day. The Punisher himself wants to add my head to his mantle. I guess killing gang members was too much, and since this is an election year, why not murder a politician in cold blood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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