(Minor Language) When you get 2 Hawaiians in a Discord Chat...

[Icy]

Original Untranslated: https://pastebin.com/P1nXfXe5

From yesterday night btw

Note: We're only kidding.. mostly. Anything that sounds offensive is just joking. Sounds much less... whatever this is in its original Hawaiian Creole.

 

JoshIcy - Today at 7:47 PM

One of grandma's cats dont like no one... cept me and the second sister that ran away.

Its name? "Haole". Not sure if it speaks volumes about me or not.

 

Deb - Today at 7:47 PM

lol them Whities like you josh

 

wolfie43 - Today at 7:48 PM

my cat will lay on my laptop if its running, made for some interesting recovery

 

JoshIcy - Today at 7:48 PM

I am fine with that development.

 

teoky - Today at 7:49 PM

lol thats your own fault wolfie

 

Deb - Today at 7:49 PM

WHAT ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR THE LOCAL WOMEN YOU JACKASS??

 

teoky - Today at 7:49 PM

its widely known that cats will lay on anything even slightly warm

 

Deb - Today at 7:49 PM

i need to think of good hawaiian insults

 

JoshIcy - Today at 7:50 PM

I SAID OKAY WITH IT YOU IDIOT. NOT THAT I ONLY LIKED WHITE WOMEN.

 

Deb - Today at 7:51 PM

YOU SAID YOU LIKE ALL KINDS RIGHT? I BET YOU WANT TO GO GET SOME ESCORTS/PROSTITUTES WITH DICKS?!

 

wolfie43 - Today at 7:51 PM

i can see between your skirt and you need to mow the lawn>

 

JoshIcy - Today at 7:51 PM

AND WHAT?

I WANNA GET THEM WITH A BIT MORE CLASS

IF GET DICK, IF THEY DONT HAVE DICK, IF GET VAGINA, IF THEY DONT HAVE A VAGINA, I LIKE THEM.

... was that your attempt at translating what she said Wolfie?

 

Deb - Today at 7:52 PM

I BET YOU LIKE OLD WOMEN TOO

 

JoshIcy - Today at 7:52 PM

I DONT WANT THEM ALL DUSTY

 

Deb - Today at 7:53 PM

LIKE POKE DAT WEN SIT IN THE SUN TOO LONG

(I dont know how to translate this)

 

JoshIcy - Today at 7:53 PM

THEY ARE SO STINK THOUGH

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

>Tutu Nani

>Nani

Nanu?

 

[(GigaDrillBreaker)]

the language warning is the funniest thing

[Icy]

the language warning is the funniest thing

 

Probably. It sounds better unedited but then most wouldnt understand it at all. And as is it is it sounds offensive as hell or just not funny. But damn it I committed to it. 

Also my choice of language on the forum is selective. This contains words I wouldnt use here normally.

 

 

>Tutu Nani

>Nani

Nanu?

 

 

Nani = Punani = Vagina.

Tutu = Grandparents.

 

I mean whatever Nanu is into sure.