Obi-wan Cannoli Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 *Cough* Pidgin crap is probaly not a favorite experience especially if revenge fails. I haven't had that happened to me and I hope it never does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quicksilver Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I had a bird claw my head once. It happened so suddenly, I didn't even shout in surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sick4u Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 This is truly humiliating. This is why I never stand under cable wires. Never know whats going to come down. Always look up.Thats a smart idea.Look up.Some how i believe looking at the pidgeon will scare its colon into malfunctioning.And... Looking up could lead to other areas being flooded into pigeon waste. ..Pigeons. xD.More mindless then most old people..... most.And well, there could be some sort of pigeon conspiracy that leads to them targeting you with there stool.(Learned that stool means turd in science today. Oh what fun. Especially since our seats were actually stools.. anyway.) I mean, from overhead, you aren't that wide. Compared to the average open surface area surrounding you at one point, your pretty small. Pigeon conspiracy? I think so =D. 2sick~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 This is truly humiliating. This is why I never stand under cable wires. Never know whats going to come down. Always look up.Thats a smart idea.Look up.Some how i believe looking at the pidgeon will scare its colon into malfunctioning.And... Looking up could lead to other areas being flooded into pigeon waste. ..Pigeons. xD.More mindless then most old people..... most.And well' date=' there could be some sort of pigeon conspiracy that leads to them targeting you with there stool.(Learned that stool means turd in science today. Oh what fun. Especially since our seats were actually stools.. anyway.) I mean, from overhead, you aren't that wide. Compared to the average open surface area surrounding you at one point, your pretty small. Pigeon conspiracy? I think so =D. 2sick~[/quote'] You my good sir have just won the internet [spoiler=free internet] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 stupid animals are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 why do you hate animals there just pigeons for god sake all they do poop and all they do is stand and stare at you @.@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted May 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I don't hate animals (I have a love of cute things) But Pigeons just annoy me, With thier Tattered Feathers, Appitite for Scraps among other things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 why do you hate animals there just pigeons for god sake all they do poop and all they do is stand and stare at you @.@ stupid animals are stupid. and i'm saying stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 ditto i lov cute animals to (i guess that makes my mum a pigeon to coz i dont like her weird or what) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhoon brightness Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 {Whats everyone's thing about Pigeon's? the only bad thing they do is poo on you, theyre only animals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Ugh, that sucks. However, pigeons are my friends. I remember when we went out with the family one time, we ate fries there and a pigeon took a dump on it. My brother then stole one of my fries and used the 'crap' as mayonnaise xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parting Shot Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Ugh' date=' that sucks. However, pigeons are my friends. I remember when we went out with the family one time, we ate fries there and a pigeon took a dump on it. My brother then stole one of my fries [b']and used the 'crap' as mayonnaise[/b] xDUm....eww. Did he know he could get sick from that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM Preatire Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 aww the poor pidgen you proberly scared it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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