J-Max Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I had the most humiliating thing happen to me today. A Typical London Pigeon decided to have a crap on my head.... Seriously! It has never happened to me before. I then proceeded to grab the nearest heavy object and throw it at the Hapless Bird, It missed unfortunatly... I had to wash my hair 3 times just to get it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skaven 8 Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 lol. i live in london and it hasent happened to me yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 lol, they say when a bird craps on your head, you are going to get luck xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted May 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Yeah Lucky as in Stinking Bird Crap? Meh! lol. Well at least there was one good thing about it. My Hair smells great now after a triple wash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Oh crap....:( That sounds really annoying.Actually I like pigeons quite a lot, as well as many other birds, but I can understand people who claim that they're just annoying. It reminds me of something which happened when I was in 6th grade. We went to an animal park in Alsace and a bird (I don't remember what it exactly was) had nothing to do but to drop his crap onto a girl's neck. Of course she didn't appreciate it either, to say the least... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted May 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Well Most Londoners class them as Flying Rats. Nearby my house there is a Railway bridge and there must be at least 300 of them nesting under there. The worst thing is when you are eating a Sandwich or something. A Whole flock of them come to sniffle around your feet for scraps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 its happened to me 2ce in the same day... but they arent so bad, because when you see a flock on the ground and stomp. you feel like a KING!!! -snickers- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 sure pigeons from london have no manners but they cant help it but sea-culls dont care were they or who they crap but i know how you feel when it happans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Hunting pigeons with home made weapons is fun =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyber dragon fusion Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I hate pigeon crap I sat on some wet crap once and I was really mocked over it funking pigeons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilrow Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I love pigeons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffer Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 never had it happen to me before the most a bird ever dared to crap on was my car (when I first got it)I don't use my car any more (not unuff money) I ride a bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevalier Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 It's never happened to me. It's good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Boston has a TON of pigeons. They once dive-bombed me (like, kamikaze-style.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Um... I shouldn't blame the pigeons. They don't really aim their crap at you purposefully. They can't really `hold it in'. Sheesh, what have you guys got against pigeons? For doing what everyone else does, poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dryad Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I don't mind the "Flying Rats", or other birds I just keep an eye open for where they are and stay out of their way, but for me its the Evil, Caffeine-Addicted Squirrels!!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tefached Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 pigeon vs. my paintball gun pigeon no more! i hate birds...all they are to me are just targets for me and my cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frlf Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Um... I shouldn't blame the pigeons. They don't really aim their crap at you purposefully. They can't really `hold it in'. Sheesh' date=' what have you guys got against pigeons? For doing what everyone else does, poop?[/quote'] Same as above ^_^ They are mindless beings.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God of Cadillacs Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Well at least it didn't get in your food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 lol Spirit That must've sucked pigeon vs. my paintball gun pigeon no more! i hate birds...all they are to me are just targets for me and my cats. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Funny story. My family was at a beach in Delaware. A pigeon crapped on my mom's shirt, so she decided to put on the one she just bought at some store. A few minutes later, another pigeon crapped on that shirt too. Twas funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Poor birdy :(I wish you... good health in the future >_>But you could have washed your hair white XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God of Cadillacs Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 This is truly humiliating. This is why I never stand under cable wires. Never know whats going to come down. Always look up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 Who was pooped on? Oh, yeah, you were. XD *lack of sympathy* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekken Ham Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 No pigeons where I live thankfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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