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What's red, white and hanging from a tree? A dead baby that went through a snowblower!

 

What red, white, green, moldy and hanging from the same tree? The same baby 2 months later!!!

 

What's the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown outfit!

 

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza? Pizzas don't cry in the oven!

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What's red, white and hanging from a tree? A dead baby that went through a snowblower!

 

What red, white, green, moldy and hanging from the same tree? The same baby 2 months later!!!

 

What's the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown outfit!

 

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza? Pizzas don't cry in the oven!

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What's red, white and hanging from a tree? A dead baby that went through a snowblower!

 

What red, white, green, moldy and hanging from the same tree? The same baby 2 months later!!!

 

What's the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown outfit!

 

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza? Pizzas don't cry in the oven!

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Skeleton Jokes!

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody to go with!

Why couldn't the skeleton eat sea food? He didn't have any muscles!

Why couldn't the skeleton get a girlfriend? He couldn't get a good bone!

Why was the skeleton disgusted? He didn't have the stomach for rude jokes!

Why was the skeleton smart? He didn't have to use his brain!

Why was the skeleton lonely? He couldn't live with anyone!

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Skeleton Jokes!

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody to go with!

Why couldn't the skeleton eat sea food? He didn't have any muscles!

Why couldn't the skeleton get a girlfriend? He couldn't get a good bone!

Why was the skeleton disgusted? He didn't have the stomach for rude jokes!

Why was the skeleton smart? He didn't have to use his brain!

Why was the skeleton lonely? He couldn't live with anyone!

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Skeleton Jokes!

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody to go with!

Why couldn't the skeleton eat sea food? He didn't have any muscles!

Why couldn't the skeleton get a girlfriend? He couldn't get a good bone!

Why was the skeleton disgusted? He didn't have the stomach for rude jokes!

Why was the skeleton smart? He didn't have to use his brain!

Why was the skeleton lonely? He couldn't live with anyone!

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