Willieh Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bar tender looks up at them and says, "Is this some kind of joke?" I love that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bar tender looks up at them and says, "Is this some kind of joke?" I love that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bar tender looks up at them and says, "Is this some kind of joke?" I love that one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 How did the Skeleton's act go at the comedy club?It wasn't very Humerus Why was the Church crowded?A biker was confessing his sins Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 How did the Skeleton's act go at the comedy club?It wasn't very Humerus Why was the Church crowded?A biker was confessing his sins Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 How did the Skeleton's act go at the comedy club?It wasn't very Humerus Why was the Church crowded?A biker was confessing his sins Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsplayer627 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hidingChuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsplayer627 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hidingChuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsplayer627 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hidingChuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 this 1 slight bit rude: sorry if it offendeds ne1Â chuck norris isnt hung like a horse a horse is hung like chuck norris..!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 this 1 slight bit rude: sorry if it offendeds ne1Â chuck norris isnt hung like a horse a horse is hung like chuck norris..!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 this 1 slight bit rude: sorry if it offendeds ne1Â chuck norris isnt hung like a horse a horse is hung like chuck norris..!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 ~Moved to Games~ You're all going to hate more for this one. Okay, so there is this lonely sugar cookie. Also, there is a chocolate chip cookie. The chocolate cookie has a lot of friends and is very popular. The sugar cookie wants to be like him, so he decides to buy chocolate chips and makes himself a chocolate chip cookie. Once he does that, people start talking to him and he gets a lot of friends. Also, he is later invited to a party. At the party, he gets kinda thirsty. He decides to get milk, but to that, he has to wait in the milk line. He figures that the milk line is too long, so he decides to go to the water line for some water. The water line is also too long, so he looks for another line he can get it for a drink. He decides he wants some fruit punch, so he decides to look for the line. He looks for it for a while, but can't find it because there is no punch line. tl:dr: Bad joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 ~Moved to Games~ You're all going to hate more for this one. Okay, so there is this lonely sugar cookie. Also, there is a chocolate chip cookie. The chocolate cookie has a lot of friends and is very popular. The sugar cookie wants to be like him, so he decides to buy chocolate chips and makes himself a chocolate chip cookie. Once he does that, people start talking to him and he gets a lot of friends. Also, he is later invited to a party. At the party, he gets kinda thirsty. He decides to get milk, but to that, he has to wait in the milk line. He figures that the milk line is too long, so he decides to go to the water line for some water. The water line is also too long, so he looks for another line he can get it for a drink. He decides he wants some fruit punch, so he decides to look for the line. He looks for it for a while, but can't find it because there is no punch line. tl:dr: Bad joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 ~Moved to Games~ You're all going to hate more for this one. Okay, so there is this lonely sugar cookie. Also, there is a chocolate chip cookie. The chocolate cookie has a lot of friends and is very popular. The sugar cookie wants to be like him, so he decides to buy chocolate chips and makes himself a chocolate chip cookie. Once he does that, people start talking to him and he gets a lot of friends. Also, he is later invited to a party. At the party, he gets kinda thirsty. He decides to get milk, but to that, he has to wait in the milk line. He figures that the milk line is too long, so he decides to go to the water line for some water. The water line is also too long, so he looks for another line he can get it for a drink. He decides he wants some fruit punch, so he decides to look for the line. He looks for it for a while, but can't find it because there is no punch line. tl:dr: Bad joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Ok... There are these two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin looks to the other muffin and says "Damn, it's hot in here!". The other muffin jumps in excitement and says, "HOLY $HIT A TALKING MUFFIN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Ok... There are these two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin looks to the other muffin and says "Damn, it's hot in here!". The other muffin jumps in excitement and says, "HOLY $HIT A TALKING MUFFIN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Ok... There are these two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin looks to the other muffin and says "Damn, it's hot in here!". The other muffin jumps in excitement and says, "HOLY $HIT A TALKING MUFFIN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsplayer627 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hows this for a bad jokeSAD NEWS Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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