Benraino Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 [spoiler=Don't look if your underage][spoiler=Don't look here if you are Underage][spoiler=DONT LOOK IN HERE AT ALL IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE!!!!!]So I met this girl who worked at starbucks. She was talking to her friend about stuff and I overheard her talk about Brawl and how she thought Zero Suit Samus was hot. So I worked up the courage to talk to her and we had a great time talking about Brawl and games in general. Finally as I was leaving I worked up the courage to ask her on a date. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 I lol'd. +rep for choo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Aww.....and it was just getting good too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 lolwut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 .....you nearly get laid, and you let her say something stupid like that? You fail so much that you epicly win. Wait, What?.......*Meti looks at Sario confuzzled*Meti: WTF are you talking about?Sario: I don't know....I think I'm starting to go crazy.Meti: Don't get too crazy, otherwise you might end up like Claire.Sario: What do you mean?Meti: Oh, you know what I mean.. *Wink wink* YAY! Talking to myself is fun! No back on topic.... Yeah, you fail/... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 And what exactly do you mean by that Meti? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Meti: Ask Sario...I actually don't know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Just tell me alreadyStop pretending to be multiple people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 :lol: Nice. I thought it would get...um...interesting :P I don't believe if this is true, but good for a laugh. Next time, MAKE SURE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY MAKE OUT!!! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Sario: He means getting down a dirty with peeps...Meti: Yeah, what he said........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 I almost laughed. Kinda like when you watch Jeff Dunnham perform and almost laugh, but then you realize how stupid what you are about to laugh at is. But it was random. Would have never expected it to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Lol, WAT A TWIST! Seriously, that was lulzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Aww.....and it was just getting good too completely agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 I almost laughed. Kinda like when you watch Jeff Dunnham perform and almost laugh' date=' but then you realize how stupid what you are about to laugh at is. But it was random. Would have never expected it to happen.[/quote'] I dislike Jeff Dunham. I can't wait to see her tommorow!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silencerleader Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 XD Wow...I heard corny stuff, but this pwns corny.It's more corny that the corny corn from corn. Wow...I was just lolling.Girls like me don't like that candy ;) We just wanna have fun *sings* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KAJN Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 It happened. you can't bring back the past -.-" Get over it and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Nice skit, where'd you rip it from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted August 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Gamefaqs. I was gonna change it to Bel-Air, but I thought this would be more lulzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 You just frickin' made mah dai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabris Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 For the lulz, +1 for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 I've holding this in for quite a long time. This is my one and only comment: Candy? FOR BREAKFAST? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 lolwut? You just frickin' made mah dai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 lolwut? You just frickin' made mah dai. Like, Oh My Gosh!! No WAYY!!!! Like TOTALLY AWESOME!!! We should jump up and down clapping..because now we all have THE CLAP!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tkill93 Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Your copy and pasting skills are amazing. But the quality of your posts? Not so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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