Abstract [Atrocity] Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I thoughtta this when some @ssh0le in the locker room was talking about him & his girlfriend and he was like "The things at the top of my food chain are steak, and p*ssy"And then I immediatly thought of..."You are what you eat" Moar everyday use: You are what you eat, you _____ (insertcreativewordzhere)my favorite one is d!ck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Guy: Merry Christmas F***face!Me: *starts singing song*Hey there stupid retard, have a Merry F***ing ChristmasSo stop messing with your mom and just be freakin straight *dun dun dun dun*If you hadn't noticed, it's JESUS' BIRTHDAY!So stop being a gay douche bag and f***ing celebrate *dun dun dun DUN DUN!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I owned this kid so badkid - my dad is gunna beat you upme - which one? oh, i see where you get it from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♫Griffinsusername♫ Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Whenever someone makes a joke about your face say this[spoiler=example]Other Person: Your face is so ugleh!Me: Yah, it has been like that ever since I looked at your momma Whenever someone calls you gay[spoiler=example]Other Person: you are so gayMe: Only because I met your momma. (only works for guys) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 What I don't get is that all of these insults contain curses. Cursing is not the answer, it makes them the bigger person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♫Griffinsusername♫ Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I agree, and it makes them pretty F***ing mad (that slipped out sry.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King of Games Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 two[spoiler=When flipped the bird]Oh yeah, i got some of those too. They're named F, U and the third is named N [spoiler=Look at your own risk of being pwnt]Don't blame me cuz you lost your virginityto a mop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 ' pid='1273330' dateline='1224887351']What I don't get is that all of these insults contain curses. Cursing is not the answer' date=' it makes them the bigger person.[/quote']If you sing them as songs they don't get mean XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 The easiest way to insult someone is to punch them in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Yo momma so fat - oh wait. Your mom died when she looked at your face. Yo dadda so ugly - oh wait. Your dad died when he found out he was the father of it. Sorry, by it, I meant you. Kinda a long one, but got to the point! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake101 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 ok this kid told me that his girlfriend calls him the hurricane and i said ya cuz at first its really exciting but it usually ends in disaster lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Don't really know my best, but one I just used today was when me and TAG were talking. He was talking about a bunch of fail pics and I asked if his a pic of him was their. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes96 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 me dissing some kidme:that's stupidhim:That what yur mom saidme:at least I have a mom and not 2 dadshim:I have a mom.Me:Were did ya get her?The hardwear store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame Dragon Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 me dissing some kidme:that's stupidhim:That what yur mom saidme:at least I have a mom and not 2 dadshim:I have a mom.Me:Were did ya get her?The hardwear store?Kind of reminds me of this one time long ago when during a Chess Tourney my friend was sitting next to me and he, his opponent, and my opponent were just making fun of each other. His opponent said something along the line of your mom something, then he goes at least I have a mom and not two dads and a chemistry set. Good times, good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicnarutonoob Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 So I herd U hAz 2 Dadz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Instinct Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 I usually just ignore insults people say but sometimes I have to hit them really hard. ok this kid told me that his girlfriend calls him the hurricane and i said ya cuz at first its really exciting but it usually ends in disaster lolI think Jeff Dunham's funny too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 I heard you like PedobearAn awesome internet classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Satanic- Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Mine is: Go home and eat this *shows flipping bird* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 me dissing some kidme:that's stupidhim:That what yur mom saidme:at least I have a mom and not 2 dadshim:I have a mom.Me:Were did ya get her?The hardwear store? They don't sell moms at the hardwear store. Try eBay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 me dissing some kidme:that's stupidhim:That what yur mom saidme:at least I have a mom and not 2 dadshim:I have a mom.Me:Were did ya get her?The hardwear store? They don't sell moms at the hardwear store. Try eBay. Try a Betty Crocker book.. atleast they cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Shut your f*cking face uncle-f*cker! =D Epic Win XD THAT'S YOUR FACE O_O" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 He wants to bake your goodiesMost of you won't get it XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 heres mine haha that was so funny I forget to bash your head in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbamber Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Is that a gun in your pocket' date=' or are you just glad to see me?[/quote'] It goes like this... Is that a banana is your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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