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You know what guys? I was having a great Saturday, doing what I love the most. Watching Yugioh 5D episodes in my mother's basement while blogging about Peta and how everyone should save the ocean man yeah. When Azi or whatever, the crazy psychic jabroni with magical card powers, played a card that changed my life forever.

 

"I summon Ivy Wall in Defense Mode."

 

I jizzed my pants. The card rolled off her tongue in such a fluid way that I just couldn't control myself. This was what I was living for, this was my destiny. I quickly went onto Yugioh Wikia(I have it tabbed for these kind of emergencies) and searched Ivy Wall. I needed something to jack off to, and quick. When I saw this:

 

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I tossed my keyboard across the room in a rage. What funking dick did this?! WALL OF IVY? WHAT DYSLEXIC RETARD THOUGHT WALL OF IVY WAS A GOOD NAME FOR A CARD?! WAS THAT ITS ORIGINAL NAME? NO! LOOK, I HAVE EVIDENCE!

 

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It's obviously the original name of the card! It's on a youtube video, and youtube never lies! And honestly, Wall of Ivy? That's not the anime name, and the anime name is always better! This must be Konami's fault! (theyre the anti-christ, for the record) They must of done this because of some sort of stupid copyright issue. Or because christian parents wouldn't like a card named Ivy Wall, because druids often worshipped them! Yes, that's definitely it!

 

I AM SO MAD THAT IM TYPING IN LARGE IMPACT BOLD FONT IN ALL CAPS

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