Dweller of Parables Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I was playing tennis today when the guy in the other court slammed a tennis ball right out of the court and into a car window. The guy ran off and the woman in the car blamed me for it. I didn't know what to do so I decided to run for it. It worked :P HA!!! I just don't know afterward what happened to the woman and the broken window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 inb4coolstorybro You could have just explained to her that it wasn't you, but the other guy who had already ran away. After all, even if she didn't believe you, what's she going to do? Whack you with a handbag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Cool Story, bra. Was she an old lady? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Wait, was she parked in the middle of the court? She deserved it.... my oniopon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Wait' date=' was she parked in the middle of the court? She deserved it.... my oniopon[/quote']I was playing tennis today when the guy in the other court slammed a tennis ball right out of the court and into a car window. Methinks you deserved to get yelled at by the lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Angel Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 =/ Who was the guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted June 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Cool Story' date=' [i']bra.[/i] Was she an old lady? :o Young, liberal, annoying...inb4coolstorybro You could have just explained to her that it wasn't you' date=' but the other guy who had already ran away. After all, even if she didn't believe you, what's she going to do? Whack you with a handbag?[/quote'] I'm not the kind of person that would hang by and explain a story 1000 times before it gets through the person trying to get it through his/her head.=/ Who was the guy? I don't know. =/Wait' date=' was she parked in the middle of the court? She deserved it.... my oniopon[/quote']I was playing tennis today when the guy in the other court slammed a tennis ball right out of the court and into a car window. Methinks you deserved to get yelled at by the lady.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 She couldn't do anything to you as it is. If she hit you with a handbag, it would be assault. If she filed a lawsuit, she had no evidence except the fact you were at the crime scene. There had to be someone else there other than you and the guy who ran away. Cuz the guy who ran away was in a different court, and you don't play tennis by yourself. EDIT: In fact, running away was the worst option. If she did call the cops and the cops somehow found you, you would be charged whether you were guilty or not, because you ran away. Like a hit-and-run, but with a tennis ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted June 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 She couldn't do anything to you as it is. If she hit you with a handbag' date=' it would be assault. If she filed a lawsuit, she had no evidence except the fact you were at the crime scene. There had to be someone else there other than you and the guy who ran away. Cuz the guy who ran away was in a different court, and you don't play tennis by yourself. EDIT: In fact, running away was the worst option. If she did call the cops and the cops somehow found you, you would be charged whether you were guilty or not, because you ran away. Like a hit-and-run, but with a tennis ball.[/quote'] Racquetball/Tennis. Whatever.I thought it was called something like that. <_<I thought you understood what I meant. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenriqueSakura Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Dangerous historymwhahahai lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 She couldn't do anything to you as it is. If she hit you with a handbag' date=' it would be assault. If she filed a lawsuit, she had no evidence except the fact you were at the crime scene. There had to be someone else there other than you and the guy who ran away. Cuz the guy who ran away was in a different court, and you don't play tennis by yourself. EDIT: In fact, running away was the worst option. If she did call the cops and the cops somehow found you, you would be charged whether you were guilty or not, because you ran away. Like a hit-and-run, but with a tennis ball.[/quote'] Racquetball/Tennis. Whatever.I thought it was called something like that. <_<I thought you understood what I meant. My bad. Racquetball is a one-person sport? Anyways, there was NO ONE on another court? Just you and the guy who ran away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted June 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 She couldn't do anything to you as it is. If she hit you with a handbag' date=' it would be assault. If she filed a lawsuit, she had no evidence except the fact you were at the crime scene. There had to be someone else there other than you and the guy who ran away. Cuz the guy who ran away was in a different court, and you don't play tennis by yourself. EDIT: In fact, running away was the worst option. If she did call the cops and the cops somehow found you, you would be charged whether you were guilty or not, because you ran away. Like a hit-and-run, but with a tennis ball.[/quote'] Racquetball/Tennis. Whatever.I thought it was called something like that. <_<I thought you understood what I meant. My bad. Racquetball is a one-person sport? Anyways, there was NO ONE on another court? Just you and the guy who ran away? You hit a ball with a tennis racket against a wall and it comes back to you and you hit it again. >_> I I II I II I II_____ I______I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Lulz. That is so boring. I would rather play tennis with someone else. <_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 WTF did the guy hit the ball into someone's window. And yeah, if the woman did get out of her car and starting hitting you, that could be considered assault and she'd be in jail. Of course, the guy would have to pay 4 the window, but what do I know, :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayy lmao Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Cool story. Reminds me of flowers.Hit the old lady with her bag or walking stick.Get the prson who did it and beat him up :D.I think the same as Roxas: let teh ganny screams at youz NAO,RAWR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Lulz. That is so boring. I would rather play tennis with someone else. <_< IT's pretty fun.You hit the ball, it hits the wall, it comes back to you, you hit it. :P It's fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 I was playing tennis today when the guy in the other court slammed a tennis ball right out of the court and into a car window. The guy ran off and the woman in the car blamed me for it. I didn't know what to do so I decided to run for it. It worked :P HA!!! I just don't know afterward what happened to the woman and the broken window. Wait what?He must of hit the ball pretty damn hard if it broke a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted June 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 I was playing tennis today when the guy in the other court slammed a tennis ball right out of the court and into a car window. The guy ran off and the woman in the car blamed me for it. I didn't know what to do so I decided to run for it. It worked :P HA!!! I just don't know afterward what happened to the woman and the broken window. Wait what?He must of hit the ball pretty damn hard if it broke a window. That's what I said! =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Wait' date=' was she parked in the middle of the court? She deserved it.... my oniopon[/quote'] Disproving Intelligent Design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Nice. Next time, put a chain-and-ball to each player so if they try to run away, they can't leave. Also, what happened with your other stuff? Did you pick it up while running away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Nice. Next time' date=' put a chain-and-ball to each player so if they try to run away, they can't leave. Also, what happened with your other stuff? Did you pick it up while running away?[/quote'] It was a tennis racquet and a ball. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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