Infinitus Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 They weren't ads. They were a Saturday Night Live skit. >_> I can't believe you didn't get the reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I'm Australian, no one ever gets that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 They weren't ads. They were a Saturday Night Live skit. >_> I can't believe you didn't get the reference. I feel like giving you 30 +Reps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I knew what it was, I just wanted it to end.All Caps hurts when in between small lettering.Espcially with my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 *camera screen blanks out* Good day, world. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lord Davok. Forgive me for intruding into your daily routine of satirical television entertainment, but I believe there is a very important point that needs to come across. I've been here before. Twice, actually. Oh, I don't see why you would remember me. It's been around two years. Apologies for such a delay. I was busy. I was... trapped. Like a bird in a cage. Not anymore. You can be sure of that. I haven't been much good at speeches or dramatic monologues. I much prefer the practical approach. So time to cut the small talk and get straight to the point. You, Humanity's, domination over this world is at it's end. Whether this will be done through conquest or destruction is overall irrelevant. All you need to know is that I am your antithesis. I am your End. I am your Armageddon. You will try to stop me. Everyone will. I don't care. I stand alone. I have no followers. But know that, Humanity, this Sojourniad shall be your End. Cathas bbb'll n'glui Davok! *back to scheduled programming* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 ...Who let him out of his cage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 *Before broadcast ends* Worm Sludge! Only 9.99! plus $200 shipping and handling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Oops, I just opened it to clean it.Ah well whats done is done. Anyone want popcorn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 *Stands up from the hook* Broken Heart. *Dangerous, glowy-eyed glare-grin* You wanna get hit? *Turns back to the camera* So in conclusion, Infinitus is a liar, buy Orgybabies, and oh yes, Davok has become corporeal and will try to end all existence now. Ta~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 *Stands up from the hook* Broken Heart. *Dangerous' date=' glowy-eyed glare-grin* You wanna get hit? *Turns back to the camera* So in conclusion, Infinitus is a liar, buy Orgybabies, and oh yes, Davok has become corporeal and will try to end all existence now. Ta~[/quote'] You forgot that the whole thing was an SNL skit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 *Stands up from the hook* Broken Heart. *Dangerous' date=' glowy-eyed glare-grin* You wanna get hit? *Turns back to the camera* So in conclusion, Infinitus is a liar, buy Orgybabies, and oh yes, Davok has become corporeal and will try to end all existence now. Ta~[/quote'] You forgot my dru- I mean sludge D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 You were blowing our budget, there ARE other people who want ad time, and they can't have that if you're running around doing artard SNL sketches now cant hey? No, no they can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Broken, one question. Who gives a damn about the other people exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Broken' date=' one question. Who gives a damn about the other people exactly?[/quote'] Well that's not very nice =[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I don't care. Mother isn't in the mood to care about the little people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I don't care. Mother isn't in the mood to care about the little people. Don't make me go silent ninja on you >=[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 The little people are little, and annoying.I say we throw them in the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 ...Go ahead. Use your ninja tools. I'll eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I read that as "use your ninja turtles, I'll eat them" I'm reeeeeeeeeeally tired aren't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 What, you're saying you don't want your own ad for Org-Mart, because I sure as hell do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 @Xirny: Very tired indeed. Get some rest. Before I get hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 @Xirny: Very tired indeed. Get some rest. Before I get hungry. BUT THEN YOU'LL TOUCH ME INAPPROPRIATELY WHEN I'M ASLEEP D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Mother would never do that. SHUT UP AND GO TO BED DAMN YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Noo! I payed good money for Satan to give me my Virginity back. I'm not gonna lose it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Your money was obviously wasted. Now go to bed dear~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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