Organization XIII

[Blake]

Senpai, where do babies come from?

[Nexev]

I'm not speaking in riddles, I'm coping and mixing parts of songs. That's a reworked piece of a part of poor unfortunate souls.

 

Very well then Xirno.

 

Now loading humanity.... Please wait.

 

Do not remove cartridge or turn power off.

 

Transformation complete!

 

Good luck, lucky for you if you lose I am not that harsh a master.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

I'm not speaking in riddles' date=' I'm coping and mixing parts of songs. That's a reworked piece of a part of poor unfortunate souls.

 

Very well then Xirno.

 

Now loading humanity.... Please wait.

 

Do not remove cartridge or turn power off.

 

Transformation complete!

 

Good luck, lucky for you if you lose I am not that harsh a master.

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Now that my lust is gone, how must I go about getting Goddess Larxene to fall in love with me, Sir Wise Nexev?

[iCherry]

No' date=' you have to work at a farm.

 

And you will have your looks, your pretty face, and don't underestimate the power of the emotional aspect.

 

The goddess don't like anyone looser. They hardly are entertained by a whore. Yes for gods it must preferred for their ladies not to sleep with any cur. After all dear, why else will I prattle for?

 

Come on, they are not that impressed with sexual harassment, true deities skip it when they can. But aren't they impressed, with a women who can keep her dress. It's she who has standards who gets the dad.

 

Come on you poor unfortunate bot! Go ahead, make your choice.

 

I'm a very busy madman and I haven't got all day. It won't cost much, just your lust.

 

You poor unfortunate bot, it's sad, but true.

 

If your picky over pussy, sweet you got to pay the toll. Take a gulp, take a glance, go ahead and sign the scroll. Awesome, Skuldur, now I got her boys.

 

The boss is on a roll!

 

You poor, unfortunate bot!

[/quote']

 

What the hell are you saying?

I don't understand. D:

 

l want someone to love me DX

 

Mother loves you. D:

 

Senpai' date=' where do babies come from?

[/quote']

 

Don't ask that.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

[Nexev]

Confess your love in a non sexual manner?

 

Or we could try kidnapping her, I hear their is syndrome were people become emotionally bonded with their capturer.

 

Stockholm syndrome or something.

 

Maybe we should just send her a nice gift.

 

Or kill Chiyuri when she's not looking and replace you with her.

 

The possibilities are endless.

[Blake]

But mama, I want to know where babies come from. My book told me, out loud, that babies come from demon storks, but I think it lies.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Confess your love in a non sexual manner?

 

Or we could try kidnapping her' date=' I hear their is syndrome were people become emotionally bonded with their capturer.

 

Stockholm syndrome or something.

 

Maybe we should just send her a nice gift.

 

Or kill Chiyuri when she's not looking and replace you with her.

 

The possibilities are endless.

[/quote']

 

Well, ehrm, let's go done the list.

 

1. Confess in Non-Sexual Manner~

 

This one's going to be hard, I mean, I am Voyeur, after all. ;.;

 

Alright! I'll try my best Sir Wise Nexev!

[Sploda]

None of you realize that Nexev went Disney on your asses do you?

Wow, sad world we live in.

 

Anyway I missed it and that sucks.

[Blake]

None of you realize that Nexev went Disney on your asses do you?

Wow' date=' sad world we live in.

 

Anyway I missed it and that sucks.

[/quote']

 

I did. Except for the sexual parts XD

[iCherry]

But mama' date=' I want to know where babies come from. My book told me, out loud, that babies come from demon storks, but I think it lies.

[/quote']

 

It does lie.

But I cannot tell you the truth.

 

...Yet.

 

None of you realize that Nexev went Disney on your asses do you?

 

SHUT UP.

THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

IT'S ALL JUST A DAMN LIE.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Marsuvees, when a woman and a man love each other very much...!

 

I can't finish! Everything sexual about me has dissappeared! D: I'm in Despair! My loss of Sexuality has left me in despair!

[Sploda]

@Zeo

nope its so sad, yet true.

I can match up the lyrics if I need to prove it.

 

Now, have you baked any cookies that aren't in a room full of sex machines?

 

@Voyeur

Well, I could fix that....

[iCherry]

Marsuvees' date=' when a woman and a man love each other very much...!

 

I can't finish! Everything sexual about me has dissappeared! D: I'm in Despair! My loss of Sexuality has left me in despair!

[/quote']

 

...

Are you sure you're still my daughter? D:

 

@Zeo

nope its so sad' date=' yet true.

I can match up the lyrics if I need to prove it.

 

Now, have you baked any cookies that aren't in a room full of sex machines?

[/quote']

 

IT'S NOT TRUE.

IT'S NOT TRUEEEEEEEEE.

 

...

No. Why? It makes the cookies sexier.

[Blake]

But maaaaaamaaaaaaa, The book is lying to me. IT tells me to kill Xirno before she succeeds. IF you don't tell me.

[iCherry]

But maaaaaamaaaaaaa' date=' The book is lying to me. IT tells me to kill Xirno before she succeeds. IF you don't tell me.

[/quote']

 

Now you know that book is a lie.

 

If you kill your cousin, you're grounded.

[Sploda]

@Zeo

don't make me call upon the book...

 

and I wanted to make sure to burn those, the sexy ones taste better.

[Blake]

... This is true... so where do Eggs come from?

[iCherry]

@Zeo

don't make me call upon the book...

 

and I wanted to make sure to burn those' date=' the sexy ones taste better.

[/quote']

 

Screw the book.

 

Too late.

They're going to be served at the party. D

THE SEXY PARTY.

 

... This is true... so where do Eggs come from?

 

Chickens.

[Phantom Roxas]

Yes Nex, it's Stockholm Syndrome.

 

Voyeur, you still have some sexual stuff, starting with your name.

 

I missed a shitload of stuff.

[Blake]

... But where did the chicken come from?

[iCherry]

Roxas.

 

Where the hell have you been?

 

@Black:

Ask the book.

[Blake]

But the book lies O.O And it makes me watch the "Kill your Family" show, with some freak, whose hair defies gravity, telling me to kill you all.

 

@Roxas: I've always wondered... is it upsetting to have a star taken away because you're a mod?

[Sploda]

@Black

but not my book

@Zeo

you don't remember the book do you?

and I'm going to the party. I just wanted a cookie before that. D=

[iCherry]

@Black:

Ask a different book.

 

@Le:

;_;

Fine.

Here. *Hands cookie*

[Sploda]

*munches on cookie*

 

Well aren't you going to the party too?

Its no fun if you go alone D=