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Shut up, the World's not Gonna End in 2012 {Please Support} (Please Sticky)


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The world can end and it cannot. I do believe the arguments on both sides although some might sound lame and impossible, you come to think about it anything can happen in this world if you put the time and effort in trying to make it happen. I really don't care to much about the world ending until it happens. Ca met égal.

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Psh, the world is obviously going to end on that date.

 

It's my 16th birthday, so everything is planned out. :3

 

1:00 AM: The sky darkens and it starts to snow.

2:00 AM: Demon wolves rain down from the sky, doing nothing.

3:00 AM: Wolves start killing people.

4:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Wolves kill off 1/4th of the world's population.

9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Giant otters come out from the Mariana Trench and drain begin devouring the world's forests.

1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Molten grizzly bears appear from the world's volcanoes.

4:00 PM: Lunch.

5:00 PM: Cake.

6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Enjoy gifts.

10:00 PM: Grizzly bears kill everything.

11:00 PM: World is a wasteland.

12:00 PM: Earth cracks in two.

 

Still not sure about the after party...

 

Any ideas? :D

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Science states that the world will end in Xbillion years.

The sun will vaporize it,

Christianity says the world will end on the apocolypse. I'm no christian, so correct me if I'm wrong, but the apocolypses is signled by the anti-christ leading everybody into a false religion and smashing them (Alternitively, God and the Devil will get into a fist fight)

The Mayans say it'll end in 2012. Perhaps if they used a bigger rock, it would have been 3012.

Isaac Newton states it'll end in 2060... No real reason, but he's ISAAC funking NEWTON.

I say the world will and in an hour, BELIEVE ME?

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Sure it will. LOLOLOLOL

 

It will, i saw all the world leaders talking when i was up in the tree, they plan to nuke North Korea, but the evil space worms from Jupiter said they will invade the earth if we do and destroy it from the inside out, but obama said screw the worms, lets just nuke em and see and this all goes down in 5 days time, you just watch glass i wouldn't lie

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I admire all of you peoples' optimism. I find it charming. HOWEVER' date=' I'm [i']pretty damn sure[/i] the world'll end in 2000.

 

Ahhh yes, that classic YTK thing. Appearently all the computers switching from 1999, to 1990, will cause the planet to asplode.

(I <3 Polaris when hes trolling)

 

And to be honest, the miyans were just lazy, and picked some way-ahead date like 2014341, just so they wouldnt have to keep making more calenders.

And then some tard was like: "2014341 = we died. OMFG I R SO KOOL!!11"

 

Also:

10:00 PM: Grizzly bears kill everything.

As Kaiba once said, BEST. DESTINY. EVER.

 

Seriously, killer bears would be epic.

JUSD LIEK DAT SNL SKIT KAL'D BEAR CITY! <3

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And to be honest' date=' the miyans were just lazy, and picked some way-ahead date like 2014341, just so they wouldnt have to keep making more calenders.

And then some tard was like: "2014341 = we died. OMFG I R SO KOOL!!11"

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No they didn't pick a random date. They did made these calculations.

However that calendar wasn't about the end of the world, what they were trying to calculate was the age/cycles of the Earth and of mankind.

So according to that, humanity enters a new phase in 2012, also known as the astrological age of the Aquarius.

Nothing about the world getting blown up.

 

Again, no one ever said that, I don't know why people picked that Mayan astrology stuff up and twisted it until it sounded sensational enough. And not like the real Mayan predictions AT ALL.-.-

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