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Shut up, the World's not Gonna End in 2012 {Please Support} (Please Sticky)

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For the 8265857569289th time' date=' the Mayans [b']never[/b] predicted the end of the world.

If anything they predicted the end of an Earth cycle.

 

The New Age movement supports the whole 2012 thing because they believe into the concept of the Aquarian Age. In 2012 humanity enters a new phase; basically there's a revolution in the human mind, we become aware of the Earth and our environment and people start loving each other. Possibly the Chakras each human has (according to some religions) will also be activated. Some movements/ideologies also add aliens to the theory.

Other religious preditions fall on that day too since it's a special date like 2000.

 

But nothing and no one is going to end or get blown up because of that.

 

So if you don't believe into New Age or the Mayan religion there's no reason to start making a fuss about it.

 

Jeez, I don't even get why and how this gained such an impact. ._.

 

Multi-clone Jutsu!!!11!!1!!1

 

I don't believe in 2012. The mayans probably decided "We're sick of working on these yearly calendars every day of our lives. We all quit!!!" That's my guess. It's probably one of their unfinished projects or something.

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The world will end the exact opposite way the world began, based on the bible. Just as the boat appears over the horizon, then disappears in the same order, so, too, will this world.

 

That is if the world would end on 2012, like, literally just somehow fade out of existance.

 

The world might actually end, but not how you think it might end. The Internet might crash, and for some people, that's the end of their world. Maybe technology just won't work anymore. Or maybe there will be this flood that will reshape the terrestrial part of earth.

 

Just because someone says the world's gonna end doesn't mean we will all die. You all are just looking at it the wrong way.

 

You told me to shut up but I wasn't talking, then you ask me for support. That's quite mean.

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The world will end the exact opposite way the world began' date=' based on the bible. Just as the boat appears over the horizon, then disappears in the same order, so, too, will this world.

 

That is [b']if[/b] the world would end on 2012, like, literally just somehow fade out of existance.

 

The world might actually end, but not how you think it might end. The Internet might crash, and for some people, that's the end of their world. Maybe technology just won't work anymore. Or maybe there will be this flood that will reshape the terrestrial part of earth.

 

Just because someone says the world's gonna end doesn't mean we will all die. You all are just looking at it the wrong way.

 

You told me to shut up but I wasn't talking, then you ask me for support. That's quite mean.

 

If the internet crashes I commit suicide.

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Mars is a Carbon Dioxide planet, and its really far away. It's also half the size of earth, and it has no water. We also cannot space travel anymore, we don't have the technology to do it.

 

If we do that, I'd rather die here.

 

Or maybe it won't happen, and I can rejoice, because I have the world all to myself. Then I can run around the streets naked without anyone suing me anymore.

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Well I am a fire type... I'll be fine :D

 

And what are the technical difficulties? Did the Charizard mafia come and burn Charizard Heaven?

 

I think the rape level was too high when they allowed Ash's Charizard in. So God Pikachu banished all Charizards to hell or sumthin. The Pikachu said, "Since you made the damned thing, why don't you live in it!" So, tada! And Ash's Charizard became the Leader of Hell.

 

Boring story, right? Just avoid them rapin Charizards when you get there.

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Your sig stretches the damn page. :/

 

If the world ends in 2012, I am a girl whose name is Charlie. I am also a hermaphrodite, and I had sex with Lady Gaga while downing 20 bottles of hard liquor and not dying of alcohol poisoning.

 

It'd be hard to NOT see what I did there.

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