The Official Joke Card Thread

[~{Rochster}~]

A J-Max Classic :D

 

When this card is activated you must start talking like everyone's annoying misfit, Jaden Yuki. By saying a certain catchphrase during each of your Standby Phases you can activate 1 of the following effects.

-"Get your Game on!": Special Summon any 3 monsters you wish to your Monster Card Zone.

-"I'll throw down a face-down!": Pick up to 3 Traps from your deck and place them face-down in your Spell & Trap zone.

-"Here goes something!": Draw 5 cards from your Deck.

-"And that's game!": Walk up to your opponent, punch them in the face & steal their best cards for yourself.

that card made me jizz my pants!

[Iyarkonan]

aren't i good at ridiculous cards? AND THE PICS ARE BAD, ARENT THEY? I HOPE they are.

[Pundzo]

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[Mugendramon]

@My Brother at this side of the Monitor: FINE! I'LL POST IT! JUST STOP IT!

 

 

I see no fun in this card, though...

[sirAragorn]

...

[Makο]

My thoughts exactly.

[A-D]

Ownage:

[sirAragorn]

lol

 

 

This card can only be Special Summoned by Ritual Summon from "Why did you Burn my Toast Ritual".

Once per turn, activate one of the following effects:

-Go up and eat toast

--If not burnt, gain 10000 life points

--If burnt, you loose 10000 toast points, which equals 1 life point

-Jam your toast with a random jelly or jam in your refridgerator

--If strawberry, Special Summon one level 4 or lower monster who's name is based upon food

--If grape, your opponent gains 10000 tutu points, which equals -1000 life points

--If anything other than these, do 7 jumping jacks

This card cannot be destroyed by the monster "Mouth".

 

 

This card is used to Ritual Summon "Burnt Toast". You must also sacrfice monsters who stars equal toast (12).

[EndsShadow]

[auqablue967]

LOL. I Like this one :D

 

[Iyarkonan]

This thread is so funny! In fact ,I have made a set called OJCT (stands for Official Joke Card Thread) to show you. Here are the first two.

Laugh out loud until this card is destroyed. If you run out of breath or Life Points, then eat string cheese. If you are lactose intolerant, then drink water until you choke.

You ready; Okay: kguh v8t7vy957nyt879yt789 ynh otuy y8y75 gm y98gvh 76yhg0897y tv69nm86hyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh8oh y8hy7 65897hy789g 975g yghhtu igthy76867h rh68o75t89yoiuhioawo y73087 qyoyu74089 g9ut hy78gtr90y8957guibtliuy 50789tg htnhg90 8y50tg98u jgtjh9u hg805ytph t9hu tr9 8ph9e0 5y7e49768y7 y9 y98yuhv57 6h7outgh98 ut5tj u985u67r98eg ujrtgtriohuyrnhjyuh ut gtuhy8gh 8y7h7to8. Ths card's attribute is also treated as DARK.

[Trebuchet MS]

I was planning to make a thread for my own joke cards, but since this one's already here...

 

I just had to do it.

 

I swear, this is what all protagonists in the show use. In three's.

 

This should be made. Excellent for countering idle opponents.

 

No, your E-Tanks can't save you here.

 

This is made wordy on purpose. Abridged lore: Select another face-up card on the field. Inflict damage to your opponent's Life Points equal to the number of characters, symbols, and spaces x 10 points.

 

It doesn't count if his name appears in an image, right?

[~{Rochster}~]

I was planning to make a thread for my own joke cards, but since this one's already here...

 

I just had to do it.

 

You have to make it OVER 9000, not just exactly 9000. It should be 9000.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.

[Trebuchet MS]

You have to make it OVER 9000, not just exactly 9000.

 

Ah, but more often than not, the target monster's ATK or DEF would not be 0, right? The same goes for Life Points, otherwise the Duel's already over. This means that there's stuff to add on to the 9000 boost, raising it to Over 9000 like the card says.

[El Renardo]

I made this card almost a year and a half ago (maybe even longer than that, but heck if I remember), but here's my joke card:

Lore:

Both you and your opponent lose all of your Life Points. This is because you two have been cheapening Egyptian mythology by playing this game. Therefore, you both lose at life and this card game. Oh, and this card cannot be stopped.

[alexzander mcchesney]

 

seariously i don't no why he's still alive

[sirAragorn]

Because Stephen colbert is a funny guy

[FIFA ROCKS]

 

 

On your turn roll a dice. If it lands on:

 

1-5 - Pick up a Rubix Cube

6 - Roll again.

 

(If you roll a 6 35 times in a row then this card is destroyed)

 

With your cube mix it up with 250 turns or more. Then try and solve it in under 10 seconds.

 

Fail to do so and you will lose 2499 life points.

 

Succeed and you get a new cube with your name on it for being a nerd. Congratulations!

[LiquidDJ11]

Card Lore: When you activate this card Yell " UR MOM" at your opponent and tell a ur mom joke. if he laughs at you,you lose, if he gets mad, you win. if you are at a tornament, you win it.

 

[Ярополк Пономарёв]

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

[~{Rochster}~]

No, it's corn.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

ocg does not count in a joke card so people who complain about this stuff can shut up now.

 

@rochster lol thats what bush said!

[Ярополк Пономарёв]

 

 

[Ryik7]

Oh yeah? try THIS on for size:

 

 

awwwwwwwwwww, just adorable. :D