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It depends on how you're defining a "boss" monster. Black Rose might be the overall best FIRE monster (or not), but it's not FIRE support, it's Plant support. Volcanic Doomfire is one of the strongest FIRE monsters, but it supports only Volcanics. Infernal Flame Emperor is the "original" "boss" monster, but it's not exactly high on my list of great cards. Then there's Uria, and I'm sure there are other candidates (Tyrant Dragon?).

In the same way, WATER has several boss monsters. Coelacanth would be my vote, but Neo-Daedalus is the "original". Absolute Zero, despite being epically win and easily used in a WATER deck, is technically an Elemental Hero card, right?

 

Also, Celtic Guardian FTW.

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*Summon Marauding Captain' date=' Special Summon Celtic Guardian.

*Chain Inferno Reckless Summon.

*Activate 2 "The A Forces". (CG's are on 3000 each)

*Activate Delta Attacker.

*Game.

 

6-Card OTK that is more reliable than Shapesnatch OTK due to Searchability.

As long as no one posts a Gaia Plate OTK of less than 6 cards (including Summoning), Celtic Guardian is the Boss of Earth Monsters.

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Elemental Hero Dark Gaia is Earth...

that's like a 3 cards OTK or something like that

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A boss monster is only a monster when it can do all of these or have these things:

 

Talk to to corporate

Approve memos

Lead a workshop

Remember birthdays

Direct workflow

My own bathroom

Micromanage

Promote Synergy

Hit on Debra

Get rejected

Swallow sadness

Send some faxes

Call a sex line

Cry deeply

Demand a refund

Eat a bagel

Harrassment lawsuit

No promotion

Fifth of vodka

sheet on Debra's desk

Buy a gun

In my mouth

Pussy out

Puke on Debra's desk

Jump out the window

Suck a dude's dick

Score some coke

Crash my car

Suck my own dick

Eat some chicken strips

Chop my balls off

Black out in the sewer

Meet a giant fish

funk its brains out

Turn into a jet

Bomb the Russians

Crash into the sun

Now I'm dead

 

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A boss monster is only a monster when it can do all of these or have these things:

 

Talk to to corporate

Approve memos

Lead a workshop

Remember birthdays

Direct workflow

My own bathroom

Micromanage

Promote Synergy

Hit on Debra

Get rejected

Swallow sadness

Send some faxes

Call a sex line

Cry deeply

Demand a refund

Eat a bagel

Harrassment lawsuit

No promotion

Fifth of vodka

s*** on Debra's desk

Buy a gun

In my mouth

Pussy out

Puke on Debra's desk

Jump out the window

Suck a dude's dick

Score some coke

Crash my car

Suck my own dick

Eat some chicken strips

Chop my balls off

Black out in the sewer

Meet a giant fish

f*** its brains out

Turn into a jet

Bomb the Russians

Crash into the sun

Now I'm dead

 

I'm gonna sig this, if you don't mind. <3

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we should be discussing type/archetype bosses.

furthermore, raiza is hardly a boss monster.

thats like arguing celestia is a boss monster.

or even dark horus.

theyre beaters + effect.

boss monsters are more keycards that the deck are designed to summon. they usually make the win condition and have great synergy with other cards.

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we should be discussing type/archetype bosses.

furthermore' date=' raiza is hardly a boss monster.

thats like arguing celestia is a boss monster.

or even dark horus.

theyre beaters + effect.

boss monsters are more keycards that the deck are designed to summon. they usually make the win condition and have great synergy with other cards.

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Raiza fits your description quite well when considering my Spin Monarchs :3

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