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Twin-Sword Marauder...in Australia!


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Once per turn' date=' after this card attacks a Defense Position monster, it can attack once more. During battle between this attacking card and a Defense Position monster whose DEF is lower than the ATK of this card, inflict the difference as Battle Damage to your opponent.[/quote']

 

Personally, I think it's not that bad.

Discuss the awesomeness that is used by the King...in Australia!

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Twin-Sword Marauder...

 

Stupid Freddy Krueger wannabe who's doing it ALL wrong.

 

He doesn't even have the right amount of sharp-like figures on his hand?

 

Maybe he's a disgrace to Wolverine...

 

No, Wolverine is X-Saber Airbellum.

 

And X-Saber Wayne is JOHN WAYNE!

 

Did you know that when he died they wound, like, 3-pounds of raw meat in his stomache?!

 

WOW! I tell ya...

 

*people begin to cock weapons*

 

HEY! Did you guyz know that Don Zaloog dude had gunz?

 

But failnomi took them away and put in knives instead.

 

They take the art out of a lot of things people!

 

We should raid their place of business and force them to eat brcolli casserole leftovers!

 

Then we could get Bill Cosby to be president of Konami! Yeah!

 

And he'll make a new card called "duh Jello!"

 

And it will be meta, and Ojama's will be meta!

 

Did you know that ojama's were based off a word in japanese that meant pardon me?

 

Kinda like how Wobbufet or such was based off a comedian?!

 

A COMEDIAN!

 

What comedian is blue? I mean, the genie from Aladin was, but he was GREAT!

 

You, know, if I could have 3 wishes right now-

 

*Everybody aims, shoots, I duck, everybody dies from their own bullets, except me*

 

Anyways- HEY!

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