Yankee Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Is that... still alive?Am I still around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Am I still around?IT'S A GHOST! But, yes, around though no one notices ^-^ Am I still around?IT'S A GHOST! But, yes, around though no one notices ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 IT'S A GHOST! But, yes, around though no one notices ^-^...I'm not...noticed...?*cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 ...I'm not...noticed...?*cries*Shush, or I'm going to have to call Ghostbusters. ...I'm not...noticed...?*cries*Shush, or I'm going to have to call Ghostbusters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Shush, or I'm going to have to call Ghostbusters.Ya know what's strange...? I scared the ghost hunters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Ya know what's strange...? I scared the ghost hunters...... Why so serious? Ya know what's strange...? I scared the ghost hunters...... Why so serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Must make Kaiba's dubber say that.So.. Its not bad enough the 4Kids voice actors quote the abridged series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 So.. Its not bad enough the 4Kids voice actors quote the abridged series?You must be kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 You must be kidding.Joey has said Brooklyn RageDan Green has don YU-GI-OH'S A BALANCED BREAKFASTTristan has said Card Games on Motorcyclesetc. You must be kidding.Joey has said Brooklyn RageDan Green has don YU-GI-OH'S A BALANCED BREAKFASTTristan has said Card Games on Motorcyclesetc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Joey has said Brooklyn RageDan Green has don YU-GI-OH'S A BALANCED BREAKFASTTristan has said Card Games on Motorcyclesetc.I stand correctly, but may I see clips of such? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I stand correctly, but may I see clips of such?Look it up on YT xD There are compilation vids I stand correctly, but may I see clips of such?Look it up on YT xD There are compilation vids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 4Kids became cool because the Abridged fans got them to quote the abridged series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 ...Your stilll making that? You sneaky devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Yeha, it's been slow, and I am feeling somewhat vexed about a certain part that seems half-assed. It vexes me as I cna't seem to figure out how to improve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 He has the only key to the library, and he has filled it with bookshelves of sweet, glorious porn.I don't know if I should face-palm, or try to keep myself from laughing too much.The whole "fic" is just ridiculous xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Yeah, but it's only 1/3 of what I've currently produced. So far I've killed off: Taisen, Ammy, Nex (in spirit), Fen (in spirit), Lily, Black, Shadow, Jake & Aethyr. Shadow's death is quite disturbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDDRodrigo Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Good that I'm not a death target. I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 This was started before oyu joined up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDDRodrigo Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 This was started before oyu joined up. So I'm safe. Hooray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 There is ALWAYS chance for a revision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDDRodrigo Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 There is ALWAYS chance for a revision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Considering how long Absolute Pleasantforce has become, I have felt resigned to post them in sizeable segments. So, I present the the first 11 & 1/2 pages of the fic. Enjoy, meh heh heh. (Be warned, this has some rather perverse parts in it, I strongly recomend you read this at your own peril, trust me on this, I wrote this stuff after all) [spoiler=Absolute Pleasant Force Part 1][spoiler=Caution, read at your own risk][spoiler=No really, I mean it][spoiler=Fine read it, see if I care] Absolute Pleasantforce It was a chilling evening in the little village of C.O.Mpton. It was a pleasant little town, and overlooking the village upon the high hill was the castle ‘Absolute’. It housed a group known as ‘Powerforce’. Much of the castle is unused, as Powerforce has only taken to using whatever rooms they managed to refurbish; thus leaving many mysteries within the castle still unsolved. The Great Hall is the most well kept of the place, as it is where many feasts have and will occur, oh yes, they WILL occur. Tonight, the many fires were blazing to fight the cold as Powerforce was seated around the long table, which was made from mahogany, mahogany. MAHOGANY! At the base of the table were two trolley carts, which were oddly square in shape, with large rounded covers.The top of the table has a semi-circle table, I dunno why, but apparently the leader demanded it. Speaking of the leader, her name is Cherry. That’s all I have to go on really; kinda pointless to drivel on when character development occurs later, hell, you guys probably don’t even give a damn about this right now. On the left of Cherry was Black, Cipher and Clair, whilst on the right was Proto and Andx. What’s that, you want me to explain them? *Sigh* If I must. Cherry, the leader is like, a complete whore, there isn’t anything she wouldn’t shove up in there. Animal vegetable or mineral she’d do anything to anything. Despite his own vices, Black is effectively her love doll, to be used, abused then tossed away until her next period. Speaking of Black, he was throwing somewhat creepy looks down the table at two of the lower members, Shadow and Kazooie, but more on that later. Cipher seemed normal enough, if there is something rather dirty being done by him, the others sure as heck don’t know about it. Andx is, for lack of a better word, someone who isn’t allowed to look after, or go anywhere near Powerforce’s pet anymore. There were some, ‘incidents’ involving him and that cat that should remain under raps, for now. Proto screws robots, as he is the mechanic, well, apprentice mechanic to Creator. He’s in charge of screwing the bolts on things. He also has several blow-up dolls of well known machines and cyborgs, thought I should mention that. Clair is interesting enough, plus she’s f***ing HAWT! She has turned down almost every man in Powerforce who asked her out, yet, she has a sort of, yearning, hidden deep within her eyes. These six were the enclave that constituted the ruling party of Powerforce, what they say went; despite some infighting between Black and some lower caste members. Of the lower caste was Kazooie, she and Black were apparently going steady, having been introduced by her brother (mayherestinpeace). He did leave out being Cherry’s sex slave, that sort of knowledge might cause a bit of weirdness y’know? There was also Shadow, a weedy sort of person who always had his eyes on Black, no one knows why; maybe it’s because he strangely always needs to use the bathroom when Black is using it. People have found that a little weird. Following was Jake, who had the opposite side of the table free. No one sits in front of him anymore, due to his obsessive habit of grabbing people by the chest and squeezing. It doesn’t help that he does this to guys as well. As said before, Creator was the head mechanic, and Proto was his apprentice. He had been working on a robotitizer currently, which is used to turn people into robots, but sadly not back. But he had a humanizer already prepared for that. Next up was Amethyst, people don’t see him much, as he takes to exploring the castle, particularly the catacombs which spread out throughout the hill and apparently deep under the village. He was usually teamed up with Nexev, who seemed hell bent on finding something in those catacombs; apparently that’s why he joined in the first place. Fenrir and Lili were to follow in pairs. These two were a pair of s*** stirrers, always ready to jump into conflicts and make them worse. At this point in time they were deeply discussing their next plan; although, Fen had some other plans in mind as well. Next on the table was Taisen and Arm. They generally keep to themselves usually, but if you need to release some pressure, Taisen is the man for the job. He has the only key to the library, and he has filled it with bookshelves of sweet, glorious porn. Arm helps him from time to time, but otherwise he spends most of his time in town. Now, here comes Fusion and Aethyr. Perhaps dome of the more normal of the bunch, they just tend to hang around, but not really do much else.At the end of the table, was me, your humble, modest, awesome, good in bed, never compensating, pimpin, cool narrator, Broken *cue fanfare*I guess I shouldn’t directly involve myself like this, so, for the sake of things, I’ll separate narrator me from Powerforce me. Now, Powerforce was dining heavily on delicious meats purchased from the village. There was an enormous boar resting on the table; it had a delicious golden brown coating. I say had, as it was picked clean already. Powerforce did talk amongst themselves as the main was whittled away to nothing; which was then followed up by cake and tea or coffee. Arm was the unlucky bastard who had been picked by the chore wheel to collect the tea, coffee and cake. However, there was a problem. ‘We’re out of milk; so one of you best go down to the village to get some’ Arm announced from the kitchen door. The chatter ceased as they all stared at him. Taking her role as leader, Cherry rose from her seat. ‘Not it’ she announced, and then sat down.‘I guess it’s up to the chore wheel then’ Black stated. Out of nowhere the chore wheel appeared by the Grand Table. Black, (who was closest) gave the wheel a spin. It span quickly, until finally landing on ‘Broken’. ‘God damn it’ the totally awesome guy muttered. He hated going out in the cold, it always set his nose off. Begrudgingly he retrieved his jacket that was resting behind his chair and walked out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It had been thirty minutes, which was three hours in Powerforce time. Deciding against dessert, Nex and Ammy had left the table. Following suit, Clair rose up from her chair and walked down the table, brushing her hand past Taisen’s shoulder. Catching his eyes, she gave a coy wink and then walked off. Getting the message, he excused himself and hurried off after her.He met her outside the hall. She said nothing, but merely motioned him to follow. Taking her bait, he followed like an obedient doggy. (Stop fapping Andx!) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ammy and Nex meanwhile, had decided for a late night exploration of the catacombs. The air within the catacombs was very damp and heavy, you could keep a frog down here for like, ever. But back to these two. Ammy was shining a torch down the corridor they were walking through. ‘So, you said something about a new room?’ Ammy inquired to Nex, who was walking behind him. ‘Yeah, I found it yesterday, I only had a brief look around in it. I figured you would want to explore it’ Nex answered. There was something off about how Nex was acting though, he was constantly scanning the floor. He was thrown off by Ammy suddenly stumbling and dropping the torch. ‘Damn traps’ Ammy grunted. The catacombs were loaded with many different traps; obviously set up by earlier inhabitants either as a joke, or more likely to protect something.Nex rolled his eyes as he lit up his own torch. With a quick few swings, he located Ammy’s torch, which he retrieved and returned to Ammy. Apparently Ammy had flipped on a trip wire. There were many in the catacombs and were pretty tough in both strength and visibility. ‘I hate those damn things’ Ammy commented as he brushed up the muck that had stained his clothes. ‘This is why I have you go first’ Nexev thought. He was checking out the corridor a few steps ahead of Ammy; if there was a trip wire there, than one of the floor traps was probably ready to be stepped on. He turned around and flashed his light on his partner. ‘You coming?’ Nex inquired. Ammy made an annoyed grunt and shoved past Nex. ‘If I flip one more of those f***ing trip wires, YOU’RE going first’ he hissed.Nex hid a grin, it was good that Ammy was mad, it made him more likely to step on the floor trap. This assumption was right on the money, as Nex kept a close eye on the floor ahead of Ammy, whilst his partner was scanning down the corridor. Nex could see a slightly raised panel in the floor, and knowing the builders, it was probably another trap to cause cave-ins, all the others were.Ammy was about to step over it, but Nex thought fast. ‘Hey wait’ he called ahead. Ammy stopped and placed his foot down on the trap. It lowered with a click whilst he looked at Nex. ‘What?’ he demanded? Nex didn’t answer, as rumbling noises echoed through the walls and roof. ‘Looks out’ Nex called as he dived backwards. The roof and walls between the two collapsed, cutting them off whilst scattering dirt and dust everywhere. They were sadly both cut off, so unless they had megaphones, they weren’t going to be able to talk to each other. Seeing his chance, Nex ran off, but not in the direction they came. Feeling on the wall length, he found another switch. Flicking it, he opened up a hidden door, which he entered. Ammy on the other hand, decided to continue walking and find another way back.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It had been an hour, and thus everyone had left the table. There was to be no cake with tea and coffee tonight. Disappointed, Black went off to relieve himself, whilst Shadow was following close behind. Cherry moonwhile, was on the phone to an agency in the village. Naturally she was in her master bedroom; though all the prossies she gets was no real secret. ‘Yes yes, send Alphonse. I’m looking for some rough lovin tonight’ she said and hung-up. Alphonse was her favourite of the gigolos, he knew how to have a good time. She sighed and lay back on her queen sized bed. She had to prepare for Mr. Bones. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As I said before, Black had gone off to the bathroom to relieve himself, and Shadow followed. Black was sitting on the toilet, his pants and underwear around his ankles. Shadow was sucking on his dick. Black grunted a bit and farted; unintentionally peeing a little in Shadow’s mouth. The recipient either didn’t notice, or more likely simply didn’t care. Blumpkin time between the two was always special. Black was moaning a little as Shadow wrapped his tongue around his cock and stroked it up and down. He shifted forward with a quick grunt; pre-cum smeared down his dick and Shadow licked it up. Following on this, he begin to tickle Black’s urethral opening. Black gripped the sides of the toilet seat as his orgasm began to build. His a****** was clenched tight as he prepared to cum. With bucking motions and moaning Black came in Shadow’s mouth. It was so sticky and warm. Shadow gulped heavily and released Black’s flaccid cock. ‘That what….great’ Black panted. He reached for the toilet paper, but Shadow stopped him. ‘Allow me’ he offered. Black got off the toilet and closed the lid. He then sat down on the floor and pulled his legs back. His dick was lying on his chest; it leaked a little.Shadow however, was staring at Black’s s*** stained arsehole. He said nothing as he bent down and began to lick it. He ran his tongue down one side of the cheeks and then the other. Finally, he went for the main course. He licked Black’s rectum, his tongue penetrating it. Black gasped as he did so, and shivered as the warm and wet tongue glided across his cool skin. He lost control suddenly, and farted in Shadow’s face. A bit of s*** spattered on Shadow’s face whilst the gas went into his mouth; but he didn’t mind, he just merely gave a sniff before continuing to lick.Once clean, Black hitched his pants up as Shadow swallowed the remains of s*** on his tongue. ‘That was, fantastic. Although’ Black began, but cut himself off. ‘Kazooie, isn’t it?’ Shadow inquired. Black nodded as he washed his hands. ‘I don’t feel right going behind her back about this, seeing as how we’re going steady’ he commented. He dried his hands on a towel whilst leaning on the sink. Shadow was wiping away excess s*** on his face. ‘This is meaningless, almost a ritual Black. I’m sure she’ll understand that you are the only one for her’ Shadow replied, casually tossing the paper into the unflushed toilet. He took a deep sniff before closing the lid and flushing. He then took a seat on the closed toilet and faced Black. ‘You should go see her, and tell her what you feel’ Shadow stated. Black was about the answer, but he heard some scuffling outside, followed by a loud bang from the door, as if it was kicked. ‘Seems a jokester is spying on us’ he said coolly. He didn’t attempt to follow whoever was on the outside, as they would be gone by now. Instead, he just tossed the towel in the sink and casually walked out of the bathroom and down the hallway to Kazooie’s room. Shadow snuck out once the coast seemed clear. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- During the scene before, Fen had been walking past the bathroom when he heard moaning. Curious, he peeped in through the keyhole to see Shadow sucking off Black. He suppressed a snicker as he watched this lewd act. During the time when Shadow was licking Black’s ass, Lili came around the corner caught Fen peeping into the bathroom. Naturally she shoved him out of the way to take a look herself. She almost burst out laughing at what she saw. Both of their breaking points was when Black farted in Shadow’s face. They had to walk away a significant distance before bursting out laughing.‘Oh my god!’ Fen shrieked, almost choking on some spit. ‘And the worst part is, Shadow took a sniff!’ Lili added to their cacophony. They were absolutely hysterical with laughter at that sad sight. Eventually, they managed to calm themselves down enough to return to the bathroom, but sadly the show was over and the two inside were just talking. Dissatisfied at missing the climax, Lili walked off, only to stumble on a bump in the carpet and she knocked Fen backwards. He slammed into the door with a loud bang. Despite the pain in his back and a slight ringing in his ears, he heard the comment made by Black. Finding the jig up, the duo left quickly, before bursting out into laughter once more. Eventually they stopped again in one of the corridors far away from that floor’s bathroom. Their laughter had died down by now, and they were both faced with boredom. ‘That was a good distraction’ Fen commented. Lili nodded, but a thought came to her sick mind. ‘Say, why don’t we tell Kazooie about Black’s little activities?’ Lili suggested. Fen shrugged and offered for Lili to lead the way. Naturally she did, with Fen tailing her. As they walked, Fen drew out a handkerchief and a bottle on chloroform from his pockets. Seeing his chance, he coated the handkerchief in chloroform and ran forwards; stuffing the inebriating rag on Lili’s mouth and nose. Lili struggled, but the chloroform took over quickly; causing her to collapse to the floor. Fen stood over her body with an odd look in his eye. He grabbed Lili by the legs and began to drag her off somewhere. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taisen had finally gotten what he had been waiting for for a long time. He was in Clair’s room, and he was about to have sex with her.‘What caused this change of heart? You rejected me all the other times I offered. Hell, you rejected practically everyone who asked you’ he commented. Clair sighed a little as she removed her top and pants; leaving her in a bra and lacy panties. ‘I guess I was waiting for the right moment. See, I’ve been waiting for a long time, and only learned last week that I only have one healthy egg left’ she answered. Taisen was taken aback a little. ‘You mean, you want, a baby?’ he asked, creeped out a little by this. Clair nodded as she flashed some goo-goo eyes at Taisen, who was hooked. ‘It’s now or never for me. Please Taisen, will you be the one to grant me my wish?’ she pleaded. He melted before her, nodding like an idiot. ‘I will’ he promised. Taisen removed his clothes with record speed; he was wearing a sparkling gold speedo, for whatever reason. Clair was going to raise an eyebrow, but didn’t want to waste more time. She walked over to her bed and lay down on her back, they were going to do it old school style. Taisen was put off, he was hoping for something a little kinkier. ‘Missionary?’ he protested. ‘It’s more natural this way’ Clair replied. Taisen was hesitant to argue, why argue when he could be f***ing Clair? He ripped off his gold speedo, letting his semi-erect dick flap freely.Clair was somewhat unimpressed with his display. She hoisted herself up a little and removed her panties. She was sporting a clean Brazilian wax, freshly done this morning. Her vagina was quite pristine, and seemed to have only had one previous user. Not that Taisen cared about that, he just eagerly mounted and began to thrust into her. She grunted a little from each thrust. Whilst it was slow at first, Taisen began to speed up with his f***ing. Faster and faster, his breathing sped up as sweat formed on his naked body. Finally, he climaxed within her. Sighing as he finished, he attempted to pull out, only to be unable to. Suddenly, he was pulled inwards a little. ‘Whoa there’ he said in surprise. He was pulled in a little deeper, he was getting frightened now. Clair pulled a devious smile on her helpless victim. ‘I DID say I wanted a child, but sadly I never had eggs. All of mine died when I reached puberty. However, I learned that I could birth a child by absorbing a living human and then rebirthing them in my image’ Clair explained. ‘And you chose me?’ Taisen cried in distress. There was another violent tug on his body as he spine began to bend backwards. He grunted and moaned from the pain. ‘You seemed the easiest to seduce, but don’t worry. I will remake you in my image, and I will love you forever’ Clair said with a proud smile. Taisen screamed with pain from the next pull. There was a loud and violent cracking noise as his spine snapped. His back had been folded neatly in half. Being her moment, Taisen began to slide into her vagina. There was no feeling from most of his lower body, and the pain weakened Taisen too much to even flap his arms. He was halfway in when a tuck finally showed up on Clair’s belly. ‘You will be a beautiful child’ she said warmly. Taisen merely moaned as his torso and legs were consumed by the ravenous vagina. His arms could feel the warm walls of the vagina whilst his lower body had already reached the cervix. ‘Goodbye Taisen, for now’ she called as his head was finally consumed. It was blackness, and all he could feel was the warmth and comfort of Clair’s vaginal tract. He passed through the cervix and into the uterus.All was blackness, he was surrounded by warmth and wetness. Too weak to move, Clair’s body began work on her new child. On the outside, she rubbed her swollen belly, and then went to sleep. holy s*** you weren't kidding you really are making it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Of course I wasn't. I had started working on it as soon Taisen and I had made the competition to produce a gratuitous piece of nightmare fuel. Mine took longer due to my artistic bent. (Artistic: See Sadistic). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 >Cherry, the leader is like, a complete whore, there isn’t anything she wouldn’t shove up in there. brb crying of laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 I deeply enjoy the Blackadder series. 'Animal, vegetable or mineral I'd do anything, to anything'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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