The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do u call 1' date='000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start.[/quote'] What do you call a bunch of black men going over a waterfall? A chocolate fountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Right. Why would you stick a baby in a blender, feet first? To see it's face expression when you turn it on. How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?Depends on how hard you throw them. What's small, white, and getting smaller?A baby combing it's hair with a potato slicer. What is small, white, and crawling up your leg?An abortion with home-sickness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What did the black kid get for christmas? Your T.V What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? Vinegar We can do dead baby jokes now!? Watch out people...I'm GOD with these XD You ain't seen nothing yet. What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? I don't know either' date=' I was too busy wanking over it.[hr']Right. Why would you stick a baby in a blender' date=' feet first? To see it's face expression when you turn it on. How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?Depends on how hard you throw them. What's small, white, and getting smaller?A baby combing it's hair with a potato slicer. What is small, white, and crawling up your leg?An abortion with home-sickness.[/quote'] I funking LOVE YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 A man walks into a bar with a picture of a cat' date=' he tells the bartender it's $100 for the picture and $100 for the story behind it. The bartender says he'll take the picture, but doesn't care about the story. At the end of his shift he throws it in the backseat of his car and drives home. He notices thousands of cats following his car! He gets worried and stops on a bridge and throws the picture off, the thousands of cats jump off too, following the picture. The next day the same man comes into the bar, he asks the bartender if he's ready for the story behind the picture. The bartender says, "No, but if you have a picture of martin luther king, jr I'll take it!"[/quote'] lemme guess. The person loves their black men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Right. Why would you stick a baby in a blender' date=' feet first? To see it's face expression when you turn it on. How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?Depends on how hard you throw them. What's small, white, and getting smaller?A baby combing it's hair with a potato slicer. What is small, white, and crawling up your leg?An abortion with home-sickness.[/quote'] xD Funneh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's worse than a pile of dead babies?One is still alive. What's worse than that?It tried to eat it's way out. What's worse than that?It succeeded. What's worse than that?It went back for seconds. What's the difference between a sports car, and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a sports car in my garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's black, blue, and at the bottom of a pool? A baby with torn floaties. What's black, blue, and green, and found at the bottom of a pool? The same baby, 3 weeks later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't cum on the apple before I eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What is funnier than a dead baby?A dead baby in a clown costumeWhat is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?About 500 calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 And none of you realized that theirs a mother on this forum with a baby. *takes out custom (nuke) gun and shoot everyone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you call two abortions in a bucket?Blood brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 STOP ABORTIONKILL THE SLUTS *shot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?Art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What is funnier than a dead baby?A dead baby in a clown costumeWhat is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?About 500 calories. I told that one eariler. x-X What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer, teh other is a watermelon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What is red and hangs around trees?A baby hit by a snow blower. What is green and hangs around trees?Same baby 3 weeks later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 STOP ABORTIONKILL THE SLUTS *shot**kills eury and Lust* you said kill the sluts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 And none of you realized that theirs a mother on this forum with a baby. *takes out custom (nuke) gun and shoot everyone* And me being a female' date=' (although I don't want kids) I don't like hearing about dead babies. =/ [s']I liked the racist jokes better.[/s] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What present do you get for a dead baby?A dead puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What present do you get for a dead baby?A dead puppy. Too far with the puppy man. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you call a Paki on the moon? A problem What do you call all the Pakis on the moon? Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Why don't you throw a rock at a mexican on a bike? Because the bike might be yours. What did the mexican fireman name his kids? Jose and hose B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Why don't you throw a rock at a jabroni on a bike? Because the bike might be yours. Fix'd What do you get if you cross an Asian WOman with a black man? A car thief who can't drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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