Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How do you fit a thousand jews in a car? Throw a quarter in it. How do you get them all out? Tell 'em Hitler's driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How do you fit a thousand jews in a car? Throw a quarter in it. How do you get them all out? Tell 'em Hitler's driving. What's Hitler's least fave planet? Jewpiter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How do you start a Jewish Marathon? Roll a Penny down a Hill. How was the Grand Canyon formed? A. A long, long time ago, a Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?Canoes tip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Things Only Women Understand 10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. Fat clothes 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time 5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow 3. Eyelash curlers 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made And the number One thing only women understand: 1. OTHER WOMEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What did the little German boy get for his birthday?Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew What's the difference between a working black man and big foot?People have seen big foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How do you blindfold a gook?Dental floss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you call a black abortion center?Crime-stoppers of America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?The camels would get too tired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 All of yu like men Well...I AM a girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 All of yu like men And I'm bi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you call a bunch of white people in a bus?Twinkie What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?Black power.What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?White power.What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?Grand Theft Auto. <3 U Tin Trooper! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Oh, look. The prick deleted his comment. How mature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. All of yu like men I'm gay. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 All of yu like men And I'm bi. I am bi. Seriously. And, I don't want to get flamed, so don't start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 All of yu like men And I'm bi. I am bi. Seriously. And' date=' I don't want to get flamed, so don't start.[/quote'] Us bi people gotta stick together. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Awww...no <3 for Lust...Screw you Tin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money."You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Why do cars in Mexico have such small wheels?So they can drive with handcuffs What do you call a Mexican baptism?Bean dip What's the difference between a Mexican and a pothole?You swerve to miss the pothole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Awww...no <3 for Lust...Screw you Tin... I still <3 you. Us girls gotta stick together. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Awww...no <3 for Lust...Screw you Tin... Why? What did I do? D:> Maybe a joke will make you feel better. Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Cos she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyHost Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 why are you posting this crap here? nobody cares, whether or not your joking whats the difference between a plum and a rabbit?their both purple, except for the rabbit what did the farmer say when he lost his rake?wheres my rake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 why are you posting this crap here? nobody cares' date=' whether or not your joking [b']HERPADERP UNFINNY JOKES HURDURRRRRRRRRRR[/b] What's the main sport in Indonesia? Body-surfing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 My wife was yelling at me. Yea, can you believe it? She said I never tell her how much I love her anymore.I didn't want to disappoint her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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