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Seeing as Konami doesn't say "Dr. Cakey Crab Helmet of YugiohCardMaker.net fame up against Peter Cheng of really awful puns fame!" at the start of every match. It wouldn't do much for the site's popularity. And if a YCM member won, everyone would just ask that person how they stacked their deck.

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If I played IRL, and that happened, and people learned my name on YCM, I'd make croutons a popular snack before this site. My work would be done, and hundreds of players would get high blood pressure from eating bag after bag of croutons while netdecking my world championship Machina Gadgets.

I HAVE A DREAM!

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We all know that if I somehow won with Ultra Spirit Vayu Turbo, I'd wear a sandwich sign saying:

 

"Yugiohcardmaker.net is awesome sauce."

 

That and I'll be wearing enormous gold necklace with diamond encrusted grills.

 

I'd also go around screaming "YEAH!" randomly while having a Pimp Goblet filled with Venom energy drink, all the while changing my hair style to a dreadlock thing.

 

Overall, I'll become a Vietnamese Lil Jon.

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Too bad 90% of the people who would check this out would leave as soon as they saw it.

 

:mellow:

Unless they are all like: "OMG A CARD MAKER! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!11!1one"

 

And of course they would then proceed to make a: "Hey guys, I made a card of [bodypart X]" topic.

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Unless they are all like: "OMG A CARD MAKER! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!11!1one"

And of course they would then proceed to make a: "Hey guys, I made a card of [bodypart X]" topic.

 

Their first CC topic is usually "my dragon cards" with a smiley face next to the thread. The dragons are all vanillas, each of the different Attributes, with 2000-5000 ATK and effects give them 300 ATK when Normal Summoned with a boss monster who has 9999 ATK and it DIVINE. They all use the same pics for each dragon. Sometimes, there's that one out of the bunch who makes cards with fake-types that have no support, sometimes based on anime characters. My first CC thread was for a crappy archetype based off discarded characters from my comic book, and they sucked. They were also hand-drawn, poorly, by myself.

 

Their first deck topic is "my deck" with 80 cards, and they scream and curse when someone says something other than "OMG THIS IZ SO KOOL! U R DA KING OF DA UNIVERSE!" due to the assumption that on YCM, they would find their desire for blindly loyal sycophants online, due to being bullied in school IRL.

 

I hope someone planning to join is reading this so they know what NOT to do once they join.

 

OT: After you win, tell people curious about your deck your account name if they want to talk on YCM. That simple.

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